Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Even more 8008135]

Bless your heart if you think Sammie actually came up with those names out of her own bloated head.

 

[Got Milk!]

Saoirse? She spelled it right, but I don’t buy that she came up with this list until we hear her pronounce that name in particular.

Every proud relative in Arkansas would be calling that baby "Seahorse", were her suggestions be taken.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Well done Sammie! She obviously doesn't understand the nuances of planning and announcing a baby's first birthday party because, despite being a mother of three, this is the first one she's ever exerted any effort for. She also doesn't have the forethought to check with her cousin first, the cousin who had a baby literally days after she did. Sammie's going to get her feelings hurt if she keeps it on the same day because then she'll realize the whole family would rather go to Casen's party than Skylander's.

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Lol

The update to this is Sammie commenting under Ramses’ account saying “he” hopes he’s working at Little Caesar’s before the baby’s birthday (in March). I’m surprised the hiring process at LC in Little Rock is so…rigorous.

 

[retard strength II]

Literal lol at the baby names. Maverick Thatcher is killing me!

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Literal lol at the baby names. Maverick Thatcher is killing me!

That was a UK Prime Minister you know!

 

[TismFarmer]

And John Connor!
She wants her baby to save the world from Skynet...

 

[ZB927]

Skylander is the whitest of the 5.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

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Skylander is the whitest of the 5.

Babby looks just like Sammie. And still white.

 

[TheSunSets]

WRILEY. Holy fucking shit.


Edit: Babby still white:

 

[Free the Pedos]

Saoirse? She spelled it right, but I don’t buy that she came up with this list until we hear her pronounce that name in particular.

Saorise Maeve really stands out because those are both real names. Maybe whatever basic beige mom made that list thought they were made up because they’re spelled all weird aka Irish.

 

[TismFarmer]

Skylander is the whitest of the 5.

The alien looks much whiter in this picture than he normally does.
I wonder if Sammie has been photoshopping him darker in previous pictures.
A light-skinned black man and a white woman could make an even lighter-skinned baby.
Maybe Skylander really is his...
Nah...Ray-Ray is still my pick.

 

[ZB927]

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I know some of y'all think Skylander is cute but to me, all of Sammie's kids look special.

 

[Metatron]

I know some of y'all think Skylander is cute but to me, all of Sammie's kids look special.

Yes. Lucy looks like something is really wrong with her. Poor girl.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Yes. Lucy looks like something is really wrong with her. Poor girl.

I agree, they all look slow but especially poor Lucy. Shes sweet in videos but acts weird on how she moves and acts reminds me of kids iv seen with developmental disabilities. If you notice a lot of times her arms are always held up near her body. Idk just speculation.

 

[Noah Boddy]

Tag yourself, I'm Weliford Arcturus



Edit to add:

 

[The Taco Santo!]

"Wellford Arcturus", that one's going on the short list. Also the short bus, poor kid.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Whats up with her and names today lol.

 

[ZB927]

Aydenn

I fuckin triple dog dare you Sammie

 

[moorhen]

Any one of those names should get you put on CPS’s radar.

Imogen for a boy is especially criminal. You might as well call him Mary. Although Sammie probably would.

Skylander is the least mongy looking of all Sammie’s kids, hope she doesn’t devolve into whatever Bentley and Lucy are.