Inactive Music Biz Marty / Nicholas C Beigler - Grifter / Cyraxx's A-log / Benzos and Booze Enjoyer / TylerBSR's Husband

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You need to have the obituary verified by a funeral director to get it in the chicago tribune.
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To register as a funeral director in Illinois requires quite a bit of work
 
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For those fortunate enough to have never had to deal with the death of an immediate family member, here’s the rundown of how it works. Funeral homes and newspapers have ethical standard proceedings before publication of death /funeral notices. The initial notices are lodged by the funeral home on behalf of the immediate family, and after confirmation of death, and being in receipt of the legal death certificate. Until the undertakers have placed the initial death notice, no others are published. The family notice has absolute priority.

Clearly not talking here about online self-lodged obits, but the paid newspaper ones while written in conjunction with the immediate family, are lodged by the funeral home to ensure they are real.
 
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Cyrax survived through collapsed lung at birth, permanent rashes, being shot at by a sniper, getting his house drone-bombed, and finally almost got punched to death by his nemesis Music Biz Marty. Despite all that he enacted revenge and defeated his biggest enemy and is now standing tall and proud looking down upon his alogs terrified at the thought of who's gonna be his next victim. Massive win for Cyrax and the entire Goblin race.
 
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big dumb said:
Cyrax survived through collapsed lung at birth, permanent rashes, being shot at by a sniper, getting his house drone-bombed, and finally almost got punched to death by his nemesis Music Biz Marty. Despite all that he enacted revenge and defeated his biggest enemy and is now standing tall and proud looking down upon his alogs terrified at the thought of who's gonna be his next victim. Massive win for Cyrax and the entire Goblin race.
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Raxx biggest enemy is himself. With MBM dead, Chance is still... Chance. Now we will see what retard ween will take the crown. There's still lulz to be had, but I doubt the quality will ever be the same
 
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So earlier I posted at @IAmDarling and I feel like this thread needs to know what I meant by that.

I shit you not this nigger disappeared from the farms for months after I called him out for being a massive autist and it was discovered he was starting shit with Marty

Disappeared of course until this Monday, when he randomly came into the kennel club chatroom.

I know this is a longshot schizo theory but it does seem strange to me that Darling, who hasn't been seen in months, suddenly logged into the farms a few days before someone he's got beef with turned up dead, assuming Marty really is dead that is.

I don't think Darling actually killed Marty even if he is a violent retard who isn't allowed around children but it does make me :thinking:
 
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What's bugging me is why hasn't Cyraxx react to this at all? There's no way he is oblivious to it or some buddy troll gave him the news
 
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What's bugging me is why hasn't Cyraxx react to this at all? There's no way he is oblivious to it or some buddy troll gave him the news
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My guess is that CIA Hole is keeping him quiet.
"Cyraxx this is another Marty trick don't fall for it"
 
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Wed service rolls around. Livestream begins, cyraxx is sitting infront of the camera.
So uhh, this is it, the truth comes out. This is a troll, you have all been trolled
Marty comes in and sits beside him.
Marty has been a paid actor all along, this was my greatest ever social project, "the cyraxx", thankyou for all being apart of it
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I just won't believe it until we see more. Why didn't anyone notice this on the 29th?
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I don't know I don't think people are searching for obits every day. And it is clearly being held close to the vest by mods and people with access to his accounts. And he died on the 29th, obit can't realistically be posted for at least 2 days.
 
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I'm so torn. If this is fake it is a very expensive and elaborate troll that could get people fired if fake. Not to mention the unmasking of younger members of his family in the process.

on the other hand

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I think its a faggy attempt at trying to make cyraxx believe he bullied the ginger jew into the oven
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this is very on brand for marty and his retard group and I can also see this being the case.

I won't believe it til I see a body but I also won't be shocked if it is true.
 
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If you go over to empressas youtube channel there is a recording of a discord call in which some drugged out whore is talking about her and Marty meeting up and killing themselves. This link is from one of the mentions of the meet up. https://youtu.be/genY-FczK5g?t=16065 The biych in question mentioned having severe substance abuse problems and if u dig around the transcript you'll find the suicide talk. Im in the middle of doing so but i figurted I should post this first before going full retard
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
I just can't think of a good reason to do this.
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  1. Fake death days after Marty made videos claiming Chance was bullying him and he’s scared so there’s a trail of evidence.
  2. Make an alt account and tell people you’re dead from an OD. Don’t tell your friends so it’s an authentic performance.
  3. Have a female come on stream and say Marty OD’d because of the bullying from Chance.
  4. Blame Chance Wilkins for the death of Marty when it has nothing to with him, which is what Chance did to Marty over Jamie Lynn.
  5. This brings Cyrax back from his self-imposed exile while everyone brands him a murderer.
Sometimes it’s not about having a good reason or how expensive it is or how elaborate the trolling is….its about the art. It’s a performance.

This is not uncommon for Marty, he’ll hire OnlyFans models to pretend to be Chance’s girlfriend so he can videos of him shoving pens in his ass, meanwhile he’s cat fishing him with another account of a transgender retard girl so he can get penis pictures, and when the dust settles he’s managed to cohesively merge those two long form cons into one concise freak out that we’d never forget.

This guy will spend thousands of dollars to drive 8 hours away on an AirBnB directly behind his house so he can hand out food and beverages to the locals, all in an attempt to piss Chance off so much that come out of his attic and fight him.

Of course we should think he dead but, man…..this is exactly what he’d do to drive Chance insane. The man has no morals, he has tons of cash and he only cares about fucking with one human.
 
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