Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms

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dick tha master said:
It's a paywalled VOD aka hard to get content.
+ he likes to delete them often/edit out parts that make him look bad
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But you should still have something to say when posting. Toms VODs should be compiled and added to the op but posting them with no comentary adds nothing.
 
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Jive said:
But you should still have something to say when posting. Toms VODs should be compiled and added to the op but posting them with no comentary adds nothing.
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Ok, i'll keep in mind when posting archives (compiling them for OP would be annoying tho, and doubt that axiom wants to do that.)

Edit: well shit, he made a video on white bowser. I haven't watched it yet, but don't have high hopes for it. im retarded and it was already posted.
 
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Jive said:
But you should still have something to say when posting. Toms VODs should be compiled and added to the op but posting them with no comentary adds nothing.
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You can't upload the entirety of Tom's videos to the OP because a lot of them are non-essential, the only thing I can really do is upload his most important videos and add commentary towards them like I did with Shadman and Isabella Janke. Otherwise, you just get "Tom did a video on Gamergate", "Tom did a video on DSP", and all my commentary would be "find factual source about cow at hand in his video, see if it's factual to their story, and did affect Tom in the long run" sort of stuff.
 
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Guntkvd said:
Porsalin on Podawful right now saying Turkey Tom wanted to hire him as an editor and wouldn't take no for an answer.
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Now this is interesting. Will clip this later. Done.


I just remembered that porsalin has an account here too, i believe it's @porsalin
But it's inactive.
(Another interesting post i found by @Nate Higgers)
The same source of those claims also claimed that Twinky Tom got his start from having his dad write his scripts for him. And that he wanted to pay Porsalin (yes, that @gayman50 Porsalin) to stop making his videos and be Tom’s editor, exclusively.

All of this came out from Keemstar’s false flagging+gayops+doxing Discord server getting leaked, and that stuff was true. The “carve that Turkey” stuff was probably embellishment but I like it because it’s a kind of shibboleth that reminds people in the know that Tom was complicit in gayops/falseflagging.
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Edit: another video where Tom and porsalin talk about Fatrick. It's a part 1, couldn't find part 2.
Oddysee
Pay Quasi A Turkey Tom Interview Part 1 Patreon(permanent archive)

Edit: Tom was just talking about travelling to Toronto for a podcast with jreg and other guys. Also mentioned he's been really busy lately and reading Ayn Rand Books ("Atlas shrugged" and "Fountainhead")
Oh and some Marvel Rivals gooning too. Of course.

Edit: He restarted the stream, and is currently having some interesting takes on artists and value of their work, very pro-business positions from him-
"You deserve no credit for your work, if it's not part of the contract"
(didn't he say he pays his artists well on stream?
Also using gay sex consent as an analogy to explain contract labour??? What.)

Edit: He's in a discord call with Louis Mcclung.

Edit: Found on Oddysee
Turkey Tom Discord Call Archive Titled Addressing The Rumors.........(archive)
 
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dick tha master said:
Edit: Tom was just talking about travelling to Toronto for a podcast with jreg and other guys. Also mentioned he's been really busy lately and reading Ayn Rand Books ("Atlas shrugged" and "Fountainhead")
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I will let the joke speak for itself: “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
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Wonder if he will have enough self reflection to notice that in the world of atlas shrugged he would be literal dirt under some engineers boot?
dick tha master said:
Edit: He restarted the stream, and is currently having some interesting takes on artists and value of their work, very pro-business positions from him-
"You deserve no credit for your work, if it's not part of the contract"
(didn't he say he pays his artists well on stream?
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Yeah, tom is really retarded on economics. He is incredibly dumb about the subjective value and his only metric for how to compare two different things is by means of what makes more money/what people pay more for.
There is something very poetic about a guy like tom who for all intents and purposes is basically a long form version of those AI slop videos you find on tiktok commentating on "interesting videos" completely ignoring that real art is not about money chasing, but about subjective value. Before i liked to think that tom was just a dishonest grifter that knew that what he does is bottom feeding, but everytime he opens his mouth about judging content he convinces me more that he is really just retarded.

[vod1] and [vod2] from the last stream.
 
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I can't wait for Tom's mental gymnastics that he's a self made man, in a corrupt system, just like the protagonists of Atlas Shrugged, when he's a lot more like James Taggart. He thrives on the back of someone else's work, while also never taking any accountability, all while lying to himself that he's doing it for the good of everyone.
That is, if he takes anything away from it other than the Lolbertarian favorites like "Rich and Selfish Good, Moochers and Gubmint Bad".

Bro thinks he's Atlas, but in reality, he's the shrug.
 
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Local Wordmason said:
I can't wait for Tom's mental gymnastics that he's a self made man
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Ain't no fucking way he's self-made. He's a glorified narrator who pays other people to research, write, and edit his videos for him. It's painfully obvious when he breaks away from his writer's script because he says some dumbass shit like "Chantal was justified in reporting a woman to CPS to get her children taken away because that woman talked about her on Kiwi Farms!" or he falsely exonerates kidfuckers like Sodacat.

His solo livestreams are literally gutter goblin garbage for losers who have no friends and want a parasocial relationship with the creepy dude in his late 20s who still shops for his wardrobe alone at Hot Topic, spouting Internet memes in real life as if he isn't a decade older than the target audience of the retailer.
 
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Tom loves to project himself as an average person.
"Humans are very jealous and envious people" like nah dude, that's YOU. It is the opposite of normal, so much so that one of the most generic villain trope is jealousy of what the hero has. Tom is incredibly stunted emotionally to have never grown up from the "i want it because THEY have it" phase, which people usually grow out of by their teenage years.
 
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