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People that ruined their life
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I've been witness to a few of these cases; and found the key in observing them to be to always laugh, and to try to preserve a safe distance from which you can watch them burn down everything around them - Because they'll try to take you down with them, if they can.
Two immediately come to mind:
• English hamburger killer
• "This page is mostly for public urination."
Two immediately come to mind:
• English hamburger killer
A northern Englander I vaguely knew through Myspace managed to hobosexual himself a green card marriage to one of my other Myspace friends (a lady who had an unrequited crush on me). He had burnt every bridge where he lived; and used her to give himself a "fresh start"; meaning he did nothing but drink and giggle all day while she worked at a Honey Baked Ham store to support both of them, and she dealt with her objection to these circumstances by becoming a full-blown alkie, herself. Then they started fighting over the booze, and doing shit like hiding secret bottles in the toilet tank or buried in the cat litter bag. The reason I know these details is because I didn't find out just how bad things had gotten for them until I took them up on an offer to crash on their couch while I settled in after taking a new job in their city.
Following a pregnancy scare in which a mifepristone cocktail allowed her to "crap" their son out (to use his words), they were exclusively doing anal. I know because I had to hear it and the cum farts she would rip every night that I was there, trying to sleep. I ended up leaving sooner than expected (but far later than I should have) after the lady resumed making obvious passes at me in front of her n'er-do-well husband. The last night I "slept" there, they ended up having a bigger screaming match than usual after she went out of her way to make fun of his small dick and outright state she that would rather take mine (no; nothing of that sort ever happened between us). One of the other reasons I was happy to leave was to do with the guy experiencing increasingly frequent bouts of psychosis seemingly fueled by alcohol; in which he would subsequently recall recent conversations and outings which had never happened, and imaginary visits from friends he'd had in the UK. He also once banged on the neighboring apartment's door to ask for a hamburger; because he was "90% sure" he "smelled a hamburger - or maybe an onion." I cut ties with the couple beyond occasionally checking their social media for my own, schadenfreude reasons.
This continued on for nine years. They had been renting the same apartment since the guy first flew in and, though he worked the odd job here and there, he had never sobered up. He racked up a bunch of credit card debt that neither intended to pay, or even bother declaring bankruptcy over. I don't know what the final straw was but, finally, she told him she wasn't renewing the lease if he didn't move out first; and she wouldn't be taking him with her, either. He stormed off to the local hamburger restaurant, and laid a sob story on the guy working the register. For reasons I may never understand, the burger-flipper was so thoroughly convicted that he allowed him to crash at his apartment (which happened to be in the same complex as the one he'd been sharing with his wife for the entirety of his citizenship). I read mixed things concerning the guy purportedly telling the burger-flipper that he only needed to room with him temporarily while he repaired his marriage - But I know for certain that she filed for a dissolution.
When the pride of england moved into the burger-flipper's apartment, the belongings he brought in included a bunch of guns. You see, he had originally wanted to be a US citizen so he could "own lots of guns"; and his wife had been buying him guns and ammo for every birthday and christmas. Once their marriage dissolution was finalized, he shot his new roommate in the head while he was asleep, then called 911 to let them know he was barricaded in with guns and body armor so he could die having a shoot-out with the police. He was ultimately talked into surrendering; and is now appealing his life sentence on the basis that the arresting officer had "misrepresented" his rights. His ex-wife works a call center job, makes posts about how she's "finally" going to lose weight year after year, and lives with what appears to be the same, old cat in that same apartment she wasted the most important years of her life in. I doubt I'll ever have a reason to reach out.
The only people affected by this story who I feel bad for are the families of the victim (who issued a statement along the lines of "He was a great guy - the kind who would invite a british man crying into a hamburger to live with him, and not think twice about it") and of the murderer (his parents, siblings, and extended family were largely in the dark beyond knowing he had emigrated to maintain sobriety and turn his life around). I imagine the guy wakes up every day craving a drink he isn't going to get, while nonetheless still enjoying the change in American scenery. It also makes me laugh to think that I potentially could have saved the lives of three people with a pity fuck nearly twenty years ago.
Following a pregnancy scare in which a mifepristone cocktail allowed her to "crap" their son out (to use his words), they were exclusively doing anal. I know because I had to hear it and the cum farts she would rip every night that I was there, trying to sleep. I ended up leaving sooner than expected (but far later than I should have) after the lady resumed making obvious passes at me in front of her n'er-do-well husband. The last night I "slept" there, they ended up having a bigger screaming match than usual after she went out of her way to make fun of his small dick and outright state she that would rather take mine (no; nothing of that sort ever happened between us). One of the other reasons I was happy to leave was to do with the guy experiencing increasingly frequent bouts of psychosis seemingly fueled by alcohol; in which he would subsequently recall recent conversations and outings which had never happened, and imaginary visits from friends he'd had in the UK. He also once banged on the neighboring apartment's door to ask for a hamburger; because he was "90% sure" he "smelled a hamburger - or maybe an onion." I cut ties with the couple beyond occasionally checking their social media for my own, schadenfreude reasons.
This continued on for nine years. They had been renting the same apartment since the guy first flew in and, though he worked the odd job here and there, he had never sobered up. He racked up a bunch of credit card debt that neither intended to pay, or even bother declaring bankruptcy over. I don't know what the final straw was but, finally, she told him she wasn't renewing the lease if he didn't move out first; and she wouldn't be taking him with her, either. He stormed off to the local hamburger restaurant, and laid a sob story on the guy working the register. For reasons I may never understand, the burger-flipper was so thoroughly convicted that he allowed him to crash at his apartment (which happened to be in the same complex as the one he'd been sharing with his wife for the entirety of his citizenship). I read mixed things concerning the guy purportedly telling the burger-flipper that he only needed to room with him temporarily while he repaired his marriage - But I know for certain that she filed for a dissolution.
When the pride of england moved into the burger-flipper's apartment, the belongings he brought in included a bunch of guns. You see, he had originally wanted to be a US citizen so he could "own lots of guns"; and his wife had been buying him guns and ammo for every birthday and christmas. Once their marriage dissolution was finalized, he shot his new roommate in the head while he was asleep, then called 911 to let them know he was barricaded in with guns and body armor so he could die having a shoot-out with the police. He was ultimately talked into surrendering; and is now appealing his life sentence on the basis that the arresting officer had "misrepresented" his rights. His ex-wife works a call center job, makes posts about how she's "finally" going to lose weight year after year, and lives with what appears to be the same, old cat in that same apartment she wasted the most important years of her life in. I doubt I'll ever have a reason to reach out.
The only people affected by this story who I feel bad for are the families of the victim (who issued a statement along the lines of "He was a great guy - the kind who would invite a british man crying into a hamburger to live with him, and not think twice about it") and of the murderer (his parents, siblings, and extended family were largely in the dark beyond knowing he had emigrated to maintain sobriety and turn his life around). I imagine the guy wakes up every day craving a drink he isn't going to get, while nonetheless still enjoying the change in American scenery. It also makes me laugh to think that I potentially could have saved the lives of three people with a pity fuck nearly twenty years ago.
• "This page is mostly for public urination."
Nine years ago, I said hello to a young woman on my way to pay the bill in a diner - She had been pointed out to me as having moved in to a barn with two of my terminal fuckup friends. What sparked my curiosity was that she had a Kirstin Dunst snaggletooth she was insecure about; and it made every one of her smiles look like she was being asked to smile by someone sharpening a knife. When I looked up her active social media profiles, I found only stuff about how she had grown up in a white trash town in the middle of nowhere, her mom had died within a year of her birth, and how she had grown up to be a social justice warrior with a university scholarship, majoring in Public Affairs and being quoted in local newspapers about how "racism" was ackchyually to blame for the uptick of crimes being committed by violent blacks.
But all that seemed to have ceased a few months prior to my meeting her: She was now no longer in college, had been working under-the-table at a silk-screening shop, and - again - was rooming with two drug addicts in a barn I once visited to discover that they slept on the floor in bags next to a bucket filled with piss, Sailor Jerry vomit, and mold. I also could have sworn I saw panicking tadpoles when I kicked it. I found out Snaggletooth was having a hard time selling adderall to make ends meet; because she had been prescribed the kind with the additive that made it gum up when you crushed it to snort it.
The barn arrangement imploded within weeks, and Snaggletooth ended up crashing at a hoarder's house where she begged her dad for money needed to euthanize her roommate's cat. Her life improved somewhat once she got a job as a loader with UPS, where she pretended to be a union organizer on social media until UPS fired her for failing a drug test. Snaggletooth attempted a GoFundMe for "I lost muh job", then announced she was launching an OnlyFans when no one gave a fuck about her crowdfunding efforts.
I'm not going to post the Islamic content here - Suffice to say, she was hilariously inept at being an e-thot. She eventually stopped advertising her OnlyFans after admitting that she "couldn't verify her identity" to create one in the first place; and so just started spamming her porn on Reddit with a $cashtag. Her main problem with selling porn she was posting for free is that there was no demand for it. She looked like a crackwhore, couldn't be bothered to take a photo more than once, and was always requesting her imagined audience ignore stuff in the photos (e.g., "please don't pay attention to the pipe on the nightstand - That's my roommate's and not mine. I'm currently not smoking due to looking for a new job", "please don't pay attention to the ceiling above me falling apart - I'm trying to save up for a new place to live, but I need money and a new job first", "please don't ignore just because I lost my booty - I lost my booty recently, and I'm trying to get it back", etc.). The "booty" she always referred to was perpetually covered in acne and bruises.
It also didn't help that most of her Reddit posts between the porn consisted of complaining that she was asexual, didn't have romantic feelings toward anyone, had no friends, didn't need friends, and hated that she couldn't have "guy friends" ("I tell guys I don't want to be with them, and they stop talking to me - Like, can't a guy be your friend and just help you move or give you rides and stuff?"). She regularly made posts demanding that her new job (Fedex loader) unionize; so she could have the same benefits she had at UPS. She also routinely bragged about having passed her drug test with a bottle of borrowed urine held in her armpit (so the sample wouldn't be cold), how she smoked weed on the job by hiding in the back of trucks, and would tell her boss she "needs to shit" before sitting on the toilet for forty five minutes at a time on her phone. Then she would spam her porn and Cash App handle, claiming she needed extra money for weed and a new camera.
Eight years after I had said hello to her in a restaurant, Snaggletooth bought a moped after losing her driver's license. Unfortunately, she lived in a state which requires a license to operate a moped; and had no legal recourse after a car hit her and totaled the moped she was operating illegally while under the influence. She then published a pathetic GoFundMe to repair her moped, before refocusing on her porn career: She started advertising five dollar dick ratings, and posting unsolicited video clips of herself pissing next to railroad tracks in the dark. She finally registered a webpage compiling all her previous bad porn clips (which mostly consist of her coughing while rubbing her bone-dry vulva and shaking one of her tits at the camera for fifteen seconds, before visibly giving up) with the disclaimer "This page is mostly for public urination". She then began posting weekly updates that she FORGOT to film herself pissing: "Every time I pee, I forget to film it. Please subscribe - I promise I'll remember next time." Most of her Reddit content shifted to raging that he had left her moped in impound to rack up fees in the months after getting hit (she had assumed that "being the one who got hit" entitled her to payouts from the insurance of the other person involved in the accident she was most likely the cause of; and would include the driver's insurance paying her impound fees). Once she was found to be at fault and liable for damages, her whining shifted to near-daily outbursts of "IT'S NOT FAIR!" in the replies to her own porn spam. I can confirm that, aside from her own replies, she never saw a single bit of engagement with her porn posts.
Her penultimate Reddit post was a suicide note which I unfortunately never got to see; because Reddit auto-flagged it and prevented it from being posted. Either more or less unfortunately for Snaggletooth was Reddit's weird shadowbanning practices being such that, on her end, she apparently saw a published suicide bait that no one was responding to - So her final Reddit post is a paragraph bitching about how no one cared enough to acknowledge her suicide note or ask her "not to do it". My inference was that she was facing criminal charges (or even a possible sentencing hearing) stemming from her moped accident. She seemed to still have her Fedex job; because she was posting about how she wanted a bottle of "poop spray" to sneak in to work to lend credibility to her lie of shitting for forty five minutes at a time when she was trying to run out the clock in the restroom.
A month short of nine years after her pained smile made me think to look up her social media accounts later in the day, the lady with the Kirsten Dunst snaggletooth committed suicide via train - Presumably because she had no budget for anything else. Now she has an estranged grandmother trying to profit from her death with two, simultaneous GoFundMes for a memorial service "sometime in the spring", with her remains scheduled to be interred next to her mother's, in the white trash town she ultimately failed to escape.
Between abusing adderall and huffing her own farts, I don't know which addiction came first - but this lady chose both over anything her mother would have wanted for her in life.
But all that seemed to have ceased a few months prior to my meeting her: She was now no longer in college, had been working under-the-table at a silk-screening shop, and - again - was rooming with two drug addicts in a barn I once visited to discover that they slept on the floor in bags next to a bucket filled with piss, Sailor Jerry vomit, and mold. I also could have sworn I saw panicking tadpoles when I kicked it. I found out Snaggletooth was having a hard time selling adderall to make ends meet; because she had been prescribed the kind with the additive that made it gum up when you crushed it to snort it.
The barn arrangement imploded within weeks, and Snaggletooth ended up crashing at a hoarder's house where she begged her dad for money needed to euthanize her roommate's cat. Her life improved somewhat once she got a job as a loader with UPS, where she pretended to be a union organizer on social media until UPS fired her for failing a drug test. Snaggletooth attempted a GoFundMe for "I lost muh job", then announced she was launching an OnlyFans when no one gave a fuck about her crowdfunding efforts.
I'm not going to post the Islamic content here - Suffice to say, she was hilariously inept at being an e-thot. She eventually stopped advertising her OnlyFans after admitting that she "couldn't verify her identity" to create one in the first place; and so just started spamming her porn on Reddit with a $cashtag. Her main problem with selling porn she was posting for free is that there was no demand for it. She looked like a crackwhore, couldn't be bothered to take a photo more than once, and was always requesting her imagined audience ignore stuff in the photos (e.g., "please don't pay attention to the pipe on the nightstand - That's my roommate's and not mine. I'm currently not smoking due to looking for a new job", "please don't pay attention to the ceiling above me falling apart - I'm trying to save up for a new place to live, but I need money and a new job first", "please don't ignore just because I lost my booty - I lost my booty recently, and I'm trying to get it back", etc.). The "booty" she always referred to was perpetually covered in acne and bruises.
It also didn't help that most of her Reddit posts between the porn consisted of complaining that she was asexual, didn't have romantic feelings toward anyone, had no friends, didn't need friends, and hated that she couldn't have "guy friends" ("I tell guys I don't want to be with them, and they stop talking to me - Like, can't a guy be your friend and just help you move or give you rides and stuff?"). She regularly made posts demanding that her new job (Fedex loader) unionize; so she could have the same benefits she had at UPS. She also routinely bragged about having passed her drug test with a bottle of borrowed urine held in her armpit (so the sample wouldn't be cold), how she smoked weed on the job by hiding in the back of trucks, and would tell her boss she "needs to shit" before sitting on the toilet for forty five minutes at a time on her phone. Then she would spam her porn and Cash App handle, claiming she needed extra money for weed and a new camera.
Eight years after I had said hello to her in a restaurant, Snaggletooth bought a moped after losing her driver's license. Unfortunately, she lived in a state which requires a license to operate a moped; and had no legal recourse after a car hit her and totaled the moped she was operating illegally while under the influence. She then published a pathetic GoFundMe to repair her moped, before refocusing on her porn career: She started advertising five dollar dick ratings, and posting unsolicited video clips of herself pissing next to railroad tracks in the dark. She finally registered a webpage compiling all her previous bad porn clips (which mostly consist of her coughing while rubbing her bone-dry vulva and shaking one of her tits at the camera for fifteen seconds, before visibly giving up) with the disclaimer "This page is mostly for public urination". She then began posting weekly updates that she FORGOT to film herself pissing: "Every time I pee, I forget to film it. Please subscribe - I promise I'll remember next time." Most of her Reddit content shifted to raging that he had left her moped in impound to rack up fees in the months after getting hit (she had assumed that "being the one who got hit" entitled her to payouts from the insurance of the other person involved in the accident she was most likely the cause of; and would include the driver's insurance paying her impound fees). Once she was found to be at fault and liable for damages, her whining shifted to near-daily outbursts of "IT'S NOT FAIR!" in the replies to her own porn spam. I can confirm that, aside from her own replies, she never saw a single bit of engagement with her porn posts.
Her penultimate Reddit post was a suicide note which I unfortunately never got to see; because Reddit auto-flagged it and prevented it from being posted. Either more or less unfortunately for Snaggletooth was Reddit's weird shadowbanning practices being such that, on her end, she apparently saw a published suicide bait that no one was responding to - So her final Reddit post is a paragraph bitching about how no one cared enough to acknowledge her suicide note or ask her "not to do it". My inference was that she was facing criminal charges (or even a possible sentencing hearing) stemming from her moped accident. She seemed to still have her Fedex job; because she was posting about how she wanted a bottle of "poop spray" to sneak in to work to lend credibility to her lie of shitting for forty five minutes at a time when she was trying to run out the clock in the restroom.
A month short of nine years after her pained smile made me think to look up her social media accounts later in the day, the lady with the Kirsten Dunst snaggletooth committed suicide via train - Presumably because she had no budget for anything else. Now she has an estranged grandmother trying to profit from her death with two, simultaneous GoFundMes for a memorial service "sometime in the spring", with her remains scheduled to be interred next to her mother's, in the white trash town she ultimately failed to escape.
Between abusing adderall and huffing her own farts, I don't know which addiction came first - but this lady chose both over anything her mother would have wanted for her in life.
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Will Smith, for sticking by his cuckolding cuntbag wife.
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I don't know if this is the right place but a girl I went to high school with and who briefly dated my older brother years ago has been completely spiraling on Facebook for the past month and it has been a sight to see.
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Repeating myself but it's nuts how life just happens to people. We think smarts => education => money => success. Ignoring the hundreds of steps in between that can derail a life. You can raise a kid into guaranteed success but one bad babe can put them into a life of crackhoodery.
Never been a better time to become a digital prostitute. Absolutely ruin your holes on XXL insertions from the comfort of your home and put it on onlyfans. It's not even risque anymore; it's liberating and empowering!
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Found out about this guy recently, but there's a guy from England called Connor Behan who became a national champion in Grand Prix motorbike racing by winning the Irish Road Race Supertwin championship in 2014. He'd been competing since 2004 and getting an accolade like that is pretty impressive.
However, he gave up racing in 2015 and two years later he's caught supplying drugs in Spain in 2017, was given a three-year prison sentence but was released a year later. Then that same year, he gets wasted and was swerving his car through traffic when a police car notices him, and in a panic he tries to flee but ultimately crashes into a tree, a car and someone's residence. He's evaluated and he's obviously completely shit-faced but also is in possession of a deadly weapon and a bag of cocaine. He pleaded guilty to driving dangerously, drink-driving and failing to stop when told to by police and surprisingly was only given a 20 week jail sentence.
Did that luck change him? Did he become a better person after making such a fucking tool of himself and returning back to life with his wife and two kids?
Nope. In December last year, he was found guilty of multiple counts of raping of a girl under 13, as well as multiple counts of sexual assault and engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child and sentenced to 18 years in prison and is now a registered sex offender for life.
A former motorcycle racing champion and Isle of Man TT rider has been jailed for 18 years for raping a seven-year-old girl.
Connor Behan, 33, of Heath Avenue, Newcastle-under-Lyme, was found guilty of multiple counts of raping of a girl under 13, as well as multiple counts of sexual assault and engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child.
He was found not guilty of an additional count of sexual touching.
Behan was jailed for 18 years and given a restraining order at Chester Crown Court on Friday.
He will also remain on the Sex Offenders Register for the rest of his life.
Police said Behan sexually assaulted his victim on multiple occasions, starting in May 2019 when she was seven.
Cheshire Police launched an investigation into the abuse in October 2022, after the girl told a teacher at her school.
As part of the investigation, a detection dog was deployed which found traces of Behan's semen on a blanket owned by the victim.
Det Sgt Scott Graves said: "Behan sexually abused his victim for a sustained period of time – he showed no remorse, denying everything throughout the investigation.
"Thankfully, the jury were able to see through his lies, and he will finally be held accountable for what he's done.
"I hope this result will allow the victim to eventually move on with her life, now that Behan will be unable to hurt her ever again."
It turns out not even a couple of months after getting out of prison, he then started abusing a seven year old girl which continued for years until 2022 when he was finally investigated when she finally told someone about the abuse. What a piece of shit this guy is, and what a way to fuck not only his own life up but also the victim's life and he's gone and fucked his family's lives up too.
I wouldn't have even found out about this guy if I didn't notice his smug mugshot:
However, he gave up racing in 2015 and two years later he's caught supplying drugs in Spain in 2017, was given a three-year prison sentence but was released a year later. Then that same year, he gets wasted and was swerving his car through traffic when a police car notices him, and in a panic he tries to flee but ultimately crashes into a tree, a car and someone's residence. He's evaluated and he's obviously completely shit-faced but also is in possession of a deadly weapon and a bag of cocaine. He pleaded guilty to driving dangerously, drink-driving and failing to stop when told to by police and surprisingly was only given a 20 week jail sentence.
Did that luck change him? Did he become a better person after making such a fucking tool of himself and returning back to life with his wife and two kids?
Nope. In December last year, he was found guilty of multiple counts of raping of a girl under 13, as well as multiple counts of sexual assault and engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child and sentenced to 18 years in prison and is now a registered sex offender for life.
Former motorcycle champion jailed for child rape
A former motorcycle racing champion and Isle of Man TT rider has been jailed for 18 years for raping a seven-year-old girl.
Connor Behan, 33, of Heath Avenue, Newcastle-under-Lyme, was found guilty of multiple counts of raping of a girl under 13, as well as multiple counts of sexual assault and engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child.
He was found not guilty of an additional count of sexual touching.
Behan was jailed for 18 years and given a restraining order at Chester Crown Court on Friday.
He will also remain on the Sex Offenders Register for the rest of his life.
Police said Behan sexually assaulted his victim on multiple occasions, starting in May 2019 when she was seven.
Cheshire Police launched an investigation into the abuse in October 2022, after the girl told a teacher at her school.
As part of the investigation, a detection dog was deployed which found traces of Behan's semen on a blanket owned by the victim.
Det Sgt Scott Graves said: "Behan sexually abused his victim for a sustained period of time – he showed no remorse, denying everything throughout the investigation.
"Thankfully, the jury were able to see through his lies, and he will finally be held accountable for what he's done.
"I hope this result will allow the victim to eventually move on with her life, now that Behan will be unable to hurt her ever again."
It turns out not even a couple of months after getting out of prison, he then started abusing a seven year old girl which continued for years until 2022 when he was finally investigated when she finally told someone about the abuse. What a piece of shit this guy is, and what a way to fuck not only his own life up but also the victim's life and he's gone and fucked his family's lives up too.
I wouldn't have even found out about this guy if I didn't notice his smug mugshot:
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For irish, 7 is like 21 in sheep years, so legal.
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Happened to boys I was friends with in school, call them Josh and Chris (get it?). The two were close friends who stayed that way into college. When we were 21, Josh and Chris went out to a bar. They were both hammered, and Josh drove them both home. Chris died instantly in the crash, Josh had barely a scrape. Chris’s parents begged for leniency for Josh. He didn’t serve much time, if any - maybe a couple months? Josh was a human wreck from that day on, got addicted to everything and died a junkie in his 30’s. He came from a nice middle class family and was a handsome, smart athlete in high school.
Don’t drink and drive. If you can’t control the choices you make when you drink, either get sober or make it so you don’t have access to a car before you take the first sip.
Don’t drink and drive. If you can’t control the choices you make when you drink, either get sober or make it so you don’t have access to a car before you take the first sip.
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Alright guys, Wurmple is back with more story time.
Two kids I knew have been attached at the hip since they were young. He was a friend's nephew and his...well let's just say he was the nephews cousin. The two of them grow up a little fucked up, and they have death wishes. Nephew is a deathfat millennial tier vaping retard with the world's biggest attitude problem. Cousin is an overall good guy but borderline psychotic and legit wants to kill people if not, die doing so. They're both attached to the hip so much we literally started referring to them as a married couple. It doesn't help that they act like it. No they are apparently not gay. Just fags.
So one day they decide to up and leave for the military in their mid 20s. Literally on a whim they just fucking vanish. Nephew is a complete shithead who thinks he's right about everything but would be diagnosed clinically retarded, so Basic doesn't go well for him. He thinks the instructors give a shit about his way of doing things because "he's right and they're wrong", despite not being able to screw in a light bulb without giving up 6 times. It was an arduous journey since Nephew was very fat and while the Cousin wasn't, they both slim down and become buff. They pass Basic with flying colors and join one of the highest casualty, highest combat seeing branches of the military. They're due to deploy to Iraq. There's literally 20% chance they come back alive, and despite their family begging, they did it anyway.
Unfortunately for them, the squad they're deployed to has an incident. Apparently another squadron got attacked by Al Qaeda in a village where they slaughtered the living fuck out of the entire squad and gutted them like pigs. The squad leader who managed to survive, got in contact with the Squad they were assigned to, and together in the middle of the night they took revenge. They went back to this village and fucking slaughtered EVERYONE. Man, woman, child, no one was spared. They gunned down literally everything that moved. So they all got court marshalled and weren't allowed to deploy, which despite not having even been part in the incident, meant Nephew and Cousin were banned from deploying for 2 years as well. Since they were near suicidal they were fucking pissed. Then Nephew gets a bad hernia and Cousin gets a gallbladder attack, quite literally at the same time. Not sure how that happened, and they both get surgery and honorably discharged.
Now they both collect a lot of disability and go home, move in together, and go to college for free. Nephew sits on his ass, put all the weight back on, and spends whatever he doesn't pay for rent on unironically thousands of dollars of Warhammer figurines and Mt.Dew. He also dates a lot of fat chicks. Cousin is pretty ticked off. He's been trained kill his entire life and now can no longer do so, effectively forever blue balled. (Yeah I know, we keep an eye on him). They complain about having six college classes and can barely handle the work load. While they don't have jobs now, I'm sure they'll work someday. Maybe. Who knows. So who's life is ruined in all this?
Yours! Yes, you, the average American Kiwifarmer! They receive about 10k in US tax dollars between the two of them. Didn't serve shit in the end. Barely made it through basic. Didn't really have too serious of medical conditions. They aren't crippled and lives aren't impacted in any serious way. And now you, the American Tax Payer pay the household 10k per month to sit on their ass and paint Warhammer figurines, for the rest of their lives!! Plus whatever the military spending was. If it makes you feel any better, I thank them every veterans day for their non-service.
Two kids I knew have been attached at the hip since they were young. He was a friend's nephew and his...well let's just say he was the nephews cousin. The two of them grow up a little fucked up, and they have death wishes. Nephew is a deathfat millennial tier vaping retard with the world's biggest attitude problem. Cousin is an overall good guy but borderline psychotic and legit wants to kill people if not, die doing so. They're both attached to the hip so much we literally started referring to them as a married couple. It doesn't help that they act like it. No they are apparently not gay. Just fags.
So one day they decide to up and leave for the military in their mid 20s. Literally on a whim they just fucking vanish. Nephew is a complete shithead who thinks he's right about everything but would be diagnosed clinically retarded, so Basic doesn't go well for him. He thinks the instructors give a shit about his way of doing things because "he's right and they're wrong", despite not being able to screw in a light bulb without giving up 6 times. It was an arduous journey since Nephew was very fat and while the Cousin wasn't, they both slim down and become buff. They pass Basic with flying colors and join one of the highest casualty, highest combat seeing branches of the military. They're due to deploy to Iraq. There's literally 20% chance they come back alive, and despite their family begging, they did it anyway.
Unfortunately for them, the squad they're deployed to has an incident. Apparently another squadron got attacked by Al Qaeda in a village where they slaughtered the living fuck out of the entire squad and gutted them like pigs. The squad leader who managed to survive, got in contact with the Squad they were assigned to, and together in the middle of the night they took revenge. They went back to this village and fucking slaughtered EVERYONE. Man, woman, child, no one was spared. They gunned down literally everything that moved. So they all got court marshalled and weren't allowed to deploy, which despite not having even been part in the incident, meant Nephew and Cousin were banned from deploying for 2 years as well. Since they were near suicidal they were fucking pissed. Then Nephew gets a bad hernia and Cousin gets a gallbladder attack, quite literally at the same time. Not sure how that happened, and they both get surgery and honorably discharged.
Now they both collect a lot of disability and go home, move in together, and go to college for free. Nephew sits on his ass, put all the weight back on, and spends whatever he doesn't pay for rent on unironically thousands of dollars of Warhammer figurines and Mt.Dew. He also dates a lot of fat chicks. Cousin is pretty ticked off. He's been trained kill his entire life and now can no longer do so, effectively forever blue balled. (Yeah I know, we keep an eye on him). They complain about having six college classes and can barely handle the work load. While they don't have jobs now, I'm sure they'll work someday. Maybe. Who knows. So who's life is ruined in all this?
Yours! Yes, you, the average American Kiwifarmer! They receive about 10k in US tax dollars between the two of them. Didn't serve shit in the end. Barely made it through basic. Didn't really have too serious of medical conditions. They aren't crippled and lives aren't impacted in any serious way. And now you, the American Tax Payer pay the household 10k per month to sit on their ass and paint Warhammer figurines, for the rest of their lives!! Plus whatever the military spending was. If it makes you feel any better, I thank them every veterans day for their non-service.
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greatUncleShitHeel
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I've seen more than one person I know fuck up this way, especially older family who cannot accept that the party has to end one day. On the flip-side I've seen more than one person in my life screw up early but claw their way back.
Do you really want to see a rotund, sobbing, depressed woman being used as a urinal while her holes get destroyed by an anatomically exaggerated rainbow coloured rubber fist? @Dawdler think about it.
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The answer is no. I am sure some are into that but seeing her like that makes me seethe with rage.
genericlurker777
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Nah, that shits a win. Those two fuckups could have easily gone to jail and gone on foodstamps with their bullshit. Instead, the government feeds them prison food and teaches the physical fitness and the tax dollars go back into the local economy. It's what every proper military does.
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Everyone who is smuggling drugs into a country where the punishment for this is the death sentence. Like for example the Bali Nine.
There also is a haunting old documentary about Malaysia and it's hard punishment for drug smuggling:
There also is a haunting old documentary about Malaysia and it's hard punishment for drug smuggling:
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Someone in the family got groomed on Discord a couple years back.
Send nudes all that shit,
Normally that would be the end of it, One time and learned your lesson.
She did this 3 fucking times.
Once when she was underage, two times when she was an adult.
Third time, she met this overseas guy, invited him over to her house.
Afterward she claimed that they also have her nudes now and she claims this was on a site for revenge porn.
Grandpa was getting sign-in requests from overseas so they instantly assumed it was because of her dumbass.
Got asked multiple times to hack them, multiple times I told them I do basic IT shit.
She eventually went to the police and they told her basically to get her shit of the internet and to stop being retarded.
Got a boyfriend now she met on VRchat and is planning to move in with him.
Im just preparing for the fallout again...
Send nudes all that shit,
Normally that would be the end of it, One time and learned your lesson.
She did this 3 fucking times.
Once when she was underage, two times when she was an adult.
Third time, she met this overseas guy, invited him over to her house.
Afterward she claimed that they also have her nudes now and she claims this was on a site for revenge porn.
Grandpa was getting sign-in requests from overseas so they instantly assumed it was because of her dumbass.
Got asked multiple times to hack them, multiple times I told them I do basic IT shit.
She eventually went to the police and they told her basically to get her shit of the internet and to stop being retarded.
Got a boyfriend now she met on VRchat and is planning to move in with him.
Im just preparing for the fallout again...
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Well, they didn't really succeed in "teaching" fitness, after all... fat one got fat again.
The frustation with not being able to constantly kill and slaughter mfers is relatable of course... totally.
Good thing there's warhammer as an outlet!
Games Workshop and government gibs save lives!
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Other girl I knew sent her nudes to crackhead. (His entire family is on drugs)
He extorted more by saying he's gonna kill himself if she doesn't send any.
She's crying to me she's getting called names and so on so I tell her to not send anything anymore and cut that man out of her contacts.
So what does she do?
She sends him more.
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Exactly, sorrow is how the Devil wins.