Inactive Music Biz Marty / Nicholas C Beigler - Grifter / Cyraxx's A-log / Benzos and Booze Enjoyer / TylerBSR's Husband

[Chimplord1997]

If we do not get proof of life or death by Saturday I suppose I could drive to Shalom and see if there is a grave for him there. If there is, I will leave some flowers. If he's really dead this is tragic. This was like my soap opera

 

[neger psykolog]

Not that I'm aware of. And that's why I'm pretty sure this isn't a joke. The funeral home is real, there is a service scheduled for Wednesday. The address for the shiva is the real address for Marty's parents. Getting an obituary in the tribune requires proof that the person is actually dead and it costs a few hundred bucks. Death certificates in Illinois aren't public. Only family can get them. If this was a joke it wouldn't be a joke at cyraxx's expense, Marty's family would get the worst of it.
99% of people who die in the city don't get an obit in the tribune, it's usually rich people or prominent people of some kind. There's zero chance his parents haven't been getting phone calls, cards and letters from people they know. They would destroy their reputation and social standing if they knowingly went along with some stupid death hoax. Why would they do that? To troll cyraxx? I get why people think it's a joke, Marty is a lunatic who would absolutely fake his own death, but I don't think he'd involve his family or willingly give up all that personal info.
But I'm just guessing like everyone else. Guess we'll find out Wednesday. I'm not trying to argue, I'm just giving my reasoning for why I don't think this is a prank.

When I checked the funeral website it said it was going to Livestream the funeral btw

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Good riddance.

Chance is a horrible human being, but if you're trying to go this far just to make a monkey dance, it says more about you than them. You'll eventually turn into what you hate if you devote every waking moment to making someone else suffer, even if that person "deserves it".

 

[AnOminous]

This is a horrible tragedy. Not that this particular useless worthless asshole is dead, because fuck this guy, but because this guy died when the Grim Reaper has the much more important task of reaping Boogie.

 

[TotalNematodeDeath]

Really sad life when you think about it, he spent his last few years fat and drugged out sucking on the teat of cyraxx. What a fucking legacy to leave on this planet

 

[GoGoNoJo]

I think cyraxx will actually be in tears. Believe it or not I think he actually liked Marty deep down

It seems someone is trying to convince Chance that Marty has faked his death and is actually still alive; Chance posted following a few hours ago to his youtube:

Spoiler

I think Cyraxx is going to be in denial. He'll keep blaming Marty for everything, no matter what.

 

[The Possum]

I feel like most of the attempts to make it seem like Marty is actually alive is at the request of a family member or loved one so as to avoid a circus at his funeral. Naturally this is just blind speculation on my part.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel like most of the attempts to make it seem like Marty is actually alive is at the request of a family member or loved one so as to avoid a circus at his funeral. Naturally this is just blind speculation on my part.

I think it's more like cows so often fake deaths/suicides that people are instantly skeptical when a cow croaks. The dox seem to add up. This bitch is dead as a doornail.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Good riddance.

Chance is a horrible human being, but if you're trying to go this far just to make a monkey dance, it says more about you than them. You'll eventually turn into what you hate if you devote every waking moment to making someone else suffer, even if that person "deserves it".

If you hate a lolcow, you're MATI. If you hate a ween, you're justified. Execute traitors before enemies.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Good riddance.

Chance is a horrible human being, but if you're trying to go this far just to make a monkey dance, it says more about you than them. You'll eventually turn into what you hate if you devote every waking moment to making someone else suffer, even if that person "deserves it".

He had the perfect out after the fight. He could have walked away, but chose not to.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

I feel like most of the attempts to make it seem like Marty is actually alive is at the request of a family member or loved one so as to avoid a circus at his funeral. Naturally this is just blind speculation on my part.

I think that the trolls are trying to convince Cyraxx that Marty faked his death so that one of them can steep up and "claim the mantle"; somebody sent him that obviously fake screencap and I think whoever did wants to ensure that the goblin will always have an arch-enemy to rage out over.

 

[KittiestKitty]

"he loved what he did" yeah i bet he did.

I can't believe Foodie Beauty outlived Marty
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That's what I'm screaming.

 

[Faggitory]

Good riddance.

Chance is a horrible human being, but if you're trying to go this far just to make a monkey dance, it says more about you than them. You'll eventually turn into what you hate if you devote every waking moment to making someone else suffer, even if that person "deserves it".

Chance is a perfect example of people using the fact that a guy is a pedophile in order to justify torturing him. I will admit, I found a lot of these antics incredibly funny, but there comes a time where people need to admit that this isn't about justice; its not about stopping a pedophile. If Marty's fat ass could get away with abusing normal people he would, and so would a lot of these "Lets brutally torture pedophiles!" people.

 

[souschef]

Yeah man. Marty was a truly great troll from the outside. Sad that he never got his shit together. Drugs can be tough man. And usually if you don't get off by your mid or late twenties (like me and everyone else who survived through that) you're gonna have a wayyyyyy harder time kicking it past 30. Shame. Hope be found Jesus at the last minute.

He's a jew so i take Jesus is kinda pissed over the crucifixion thing, but who knows

 

[LissaNewcarr]

The stunts he pulled is was a non-starter for me.
Ultimately the story of MBM is when you pozload my neghole for so long you become the very thing you wished to fuck with. This isn't really a Terry Davis where this is a fulsomely tragic story. MBM was a massive fat fag that raised money for a fuckin pedo.
Though I am not the first to market with the "MBM is a fucking lolcow" take. As someone who championed getting a thread going to have folks understand the broader context of how current-day lolcowdom is done. A grifter at the end of the day is dead. I am happy that I helped people see what he truly was.

The benefit I see from this is now Cyraxx will go apeshit and into a phase where people aren't actively buddy trolling him so we can get back to the prime directive of lolcowdom. Not pozloading my neghole and laughing at what he decides to do of his own accord.

edit: I have no fuckin clue why it says pozload my negole. that's quite literally not what I wrote down.

coming out of hiding to celebrate the news...what you did was a service to your fellow man.
Rip in peace Marty
May all the service people you roped into your trolls and treated like shit piss on your grave.

 

[Harm]

Dude dies and then his corpse is immediately wielded like a puppet by his "friends" so that one of them can usurp his grift.

Couldn't ask for a better fate for this scumfuck.

hance is a perfect example of people using the fact that a guy is a pedophile in order to justify torturing him. I will admit, I found a lot of these antics incredibly funny, but there comes a time where people need to admit that this isn't about justice; its not about stopping a pedophile. If Marty's fat ass could get away with abusing normal people he would, and so would a lot of these "Lets brutally torture pedophiles!" people.

Very astute. The solution? Don't be a pedophile

 

[AnOminous]

I think that the trolls are trying to convince Cyraxx that Marty faked his death so that one of them can steep up and "claim the mantle"; somebody sent him that obviously fake screencap and I think whoever did wants to ensure that the goblin will always have an arch-enemy to rage out over.

Anyone who "claims the mantle" of Dread Butt Pirate Marty is even more pathetic than Marty was (Piss Be Upon Him).

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Chance is a perfect example of people using the fact that a guy is a pedophile in order to justify torturing him. I will admit, I found a lot of these antics incredibly funny, but there comes a time where people need to admit that this isn't about justice; its not about stopping a pedophile. If Marty's fat ass could get away with abusing normal people he would, and so would a lot of these "Lets brutally torture pedophiles!" people.

It's important to note that Marty had messed with Cyraxx well before both of their internet infamy. While harmless at first such as deluding him into thinking he has signed up with a record label, it did devolve into more brazen efforts of wasting taxpayer money by sending police there, as well as people trying to make some money with the door knocks. Cyraxx asking for Marty's dead girlfriend nudes gave this a personal spin, that can not be truly replicated by any buddy troll to follow in the footsteps of Marty.

New trolls use his pedophilic tendencies as a shield for their own behavior, as you mentioned. It's the same shit we see with Daniel Larson - Just a bunch of redditors with a hero complex who want to feel superior to somebody or have a weird power dynamic where they have control.

Marty was always responsible for the best Cyraxx moments, and that has to be stated objectively. The only thing he wasn't originally involved in that was actually funny, was when the new Liquid Chris sent Cyraxx a USB that bricked his xbox. Nothing else can compete with all the moments Marty and Cyraxx shared.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Spoiler: Plot Twist

>Be Marty
>Lol
>Make a career out of A-Logging one particular goblin
>That goblin's name is Chance Wilkins
>See your goblin challenge you to a fight over Youtube
>Decide to oblige him because content
>Rent an Air BnB in his neighborhood
>Chill out in front of your rental
>A wild goblin appears
>He runs up to you
>He gets close enough for you to count the scabs on his head
>You also smell him
>It's a fragrance of B.O. and bug shit
>You manhandle him easily
>He cries for mercy
>He fucks off back to his attic
>You fuck off back to your rental
>Notice your skin itching
>Figure he must've gotten some of his bugs on you
>Take a quick shower
>Fuck off back to your home
>The itching won't go away
>Take extra baths with hydrogen peroxide
>You still itch
>You also notice Chantal and decide to diversify
>You start A-Logging her
>She ignores you
>You start calling wellness checks on her family
>The lolcow community brands you as a cow
>Time passes
>The itching never went away
>Numerous visits to the doctor prove fruitless
>The only thing that dulls the itch is booze and benzos
>You finally get a hold of the wrong stuff
>You feel something's wrong
>You feel your body's shutting down
>Your helpless to stop it
>Suddenly you see an specter
>It's a goblin with a bug-bitten scalp
>You recognize him as Cyraxx
>He speaks to you
>But it's not his voice
>Rather it's the combination of a thousand tiny voices speaking simultaneously
>"It's a shame..."
>You can only watch in horror as you struggle to breathe
>"You would've made a magnificent host..."
>You try to speak but you can't
>"The Chance Wilkins you knew died long ago..."
>"He's simply a vessel for our collective..."
>"We can't use him to spread our kind because he never leaves his attic..."
>"But you could've..."
>The ghostly figure shakes its head
>"A host... wasted..."
>"Who knows when we'll have another chance to spread our pestilence..."
>The ghost stares into your eyes with its empty eye sockets
>"Goodbye Marty. We'll have our host commemorate your passing..."
>The ghostly specter fades
>So too does your vision
>The last sensation you feel is bugs crawling across your skin

 

[LissaNewcarr]

It's important to note that Marty had messed with Cyraxx well before both of their internet infamy. While harmless at first such as deluding him into thinking he has signed up with a record label, it did devolve into more brazen efforts of wasting taxpayer money by sending police there, as well as people trying to make some money with the door knocks. Cyraxx asking for Marty's dead girlfriend nudes gave this a personal spin, that can not be truly replicated by any buddy troll to follow in the footsteps of Marty.

New trolls use his pedophilic tendencies as a shield for their own behavior, as you mentioned. It's the same shit we see with Daniel Larson - Just a bunch of redditors with a hero complex who want to feel superior to somebody or have a weird power dynamic where they have control.

Marty was always responsible for the best Cyraxx moments, and that has to be stated objectively. The only thing he wasn't originally involved in that was actually funny, was when the new Liquid Chris sent Cyraxx a USB that bricked his xbox. Nothing else can compete with all the moments Marty and Cyraxx shared.

the bricked xbox will never NOT be funny...if memory serves, Marty got butthurt about that whole thing