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Cyraxx doesn't really go out in public like Larson did (he mostly stays cooped up in his room playing vidya and recording his godawful "music") and he doesn't really react to the constant barrage of negativity in his chat either, so there's a limit to the amount and type of trolling you can do to him. From an entertainment perspective, the best course of action at this point would be for his buddy trolls to convince him to set up superchats and start playing COD; it would be pretty entertaining to see him raxx-out over chargebacks and people team killing him.With Marty dead, Cyraxx is gonna be like Larson. A lot of ledditfags failing had at le epic trolling him. Sure there were great moments before Marty came along, but now Raxx is too known, enough to reddit weens ruin everything.
I bet those lazy cowtubes channels are really sad because they will actually need to work to find some raxx content instead of just clipping Marty's streams.
Chance ain’t getting into ranked multiplayer so there’s no friendly fire to be had.From an entertainment perspective, the best course of action at this point would be for his buddy trolls to convince him to set up superchats and start playing COD; it would be pretty entertaining to see him raxx-out over chargebacks and people team killing him.
Yea, the way I see Raxx is unironically the same as I see Goblins in Runescape. He's a trash mob who has a loot table that is 99.9% trash loot, but there's a .01% chance at getting a clue scroll, and even then the chance of getting something good is low.I'm the same way. I can't stand raw-dogged Cyraxx. It's all gameplay, rants about stupid shit, and his attempts at music. He's not like Cobra, where, while still repetitive, he'll have some nuggets of boglim wisdom, some golden lines... Cyraxx has the lowest IQ possible to put together sentences, and they all end up being the same.
Even if these new alogs and weens get Raxx on a panel, they won't be able to keep him hooked like Marty. Look at the MF GOON panel after the Xbox bricking.
Nothing happens. He rages, but GOON got tired of it, and stopped trolling. And then Raxx went back to Marty.
TibbZ had a STRONG chance at really buddytrolling him... And when that went wrong, what did Raxx do?
He went back to Marty.
Raxx and Marty were friends at one point in the past. They've known each other for years. If Marty is dead, there is no good replacement. There's no one who really knows how to wrangle the goblin like that fat son of a bitch, and we're not going to come back from it.
Raxx is notoriously difficult to interact with, he talks about himself constantly and isn't willing to really do anything that doesn't immediately benefit him, plus there's a lot of competition from other retards trying to get him to do shit. I made a post here about this a while ago, but basically buddy trolling Raxx is difficult because there are many other retards trying to do the same thing, and they are all willing to do the most insane shit to maintain his attention, including outing, doxxing, swatting, and CP bombing other buddy trolls.With Marty dead, Cyraxx is gonna be like Larson. A lot of ledditfags failing had at le epic trolling him. Sure there were great moments before Marty came along, but now Raxx is too known, enough to reddit weens ruin everything.
I bet those lazy cowtubes channels are really sad because they will actually need to work to find some raxx content instead of just clipping Marty's streams.
I don't get people saying Marty dying is a win for Cyraxx. His life is the way it is on his fault alone. If he wasn't such a bum, such a sexpest, Marty wouldn't find him in the first place. A true win for Cyraxx would be the day the goblin wakes up, realizes that family is all he has, log off for the final time, and try to get his shit together. Go swipe the floor on a grocery store or something, there's your money for games and what not. It's not like he has to worry about providing for wife and kids. Take a shower. Help his granny. His life is basically a scab he picks over and over again, never to heal. For one Marty dead there are at least 1000 of weens trying to fuck with him.To be quite honest if MBM is truly dead that'd be sad as I just don't want to see chance win. At all. Chance isn't one to deserve any kind of win. While I didn't agree with everything Marty did, it was the way he had of riling up cyraxx like no other that kept me watching. I think someone soon will take the seat where MBM used to be. Maybe william gloryhole? I don't know, if there's anyone to step up that plate in the first place.
If not I'll assume it'll just be watching from this thread and laughing like we always do but just without MBM.
Apologizes for quoting a wall if it appears that way on your screen. I think I see the cyraxx "win" in when he finally gets to that point in the process and accepts that Marty is actually dead and isn't coming back and has some delusional thought that this will stop his trolls once and for all and has a little goblin celebration. Of course you are right in that the only true cyraxx win is if he stops being a lolcow (will never happen which I assume is your point). I think that's where most people are getting it that's what I assume is going on in thinking that it's a cyraxx win.I don't get people saying Marty dying is a win for Cyraxx. His life is the way it is on his fault alone. If he wasn't such a bum, such a sexpest, Marty wouldn't find him in the first place. A true win for Cyraxx would be the day the goblin wakes up, realizes that family is all he has, log off for the final time, and try to get his shit together. Go swipe the floor on a grocery store or something, there's your money for games and what not. It's not like he has to worry about providing for wife and kids. Take a shower. Help his granny. His life is basically a scab he picks over and over again, never to heal. For one Marty dead there are at least 1000 of weens trying to fuck with him.
I doubt anyone would go through lenghts to harass him offline if he were to get some dead end job (but with reddit weens you never know). It would be worth a shot. But Cyraxx is a lolcow through and through and the only way out he sees is by making big on social media. Take Tophiachu for an exemple, homeless living in a broken down car and still wants to make it by posting on tiktok.
Cyraxx will only win when he realizes he's not destined to be a rockstar/drift racer/rapper or whatever the fuck he tries to be.
I hope he celebrates by getting drunk on tequila. I’ve always wanted to see how he acts while drunk, especially on too much liquor.when he finally gets to that point in the process and accepts that Marty is actually dead and isn't coming back and has some delusional thought that this will stop his trolls once and for all and has a little goblin celebration
As funny as that would be I don't think Sally would let him have it. Closest you'd get is faygo or some other sludge and some dancing. Maybe he has some Freudian slip and says some shit that will land him in hot water with other people.I hope he celebrates by getting drunk on tequila. I’ve always wanted to see how he acts while drunk, especially on too much liquor.
I remember on one of the Marty streams last year, he was talking about how he believed Dead Heather was alive...He will never fully believe Marty is gone. It's the funniest outcome really, he will never relax. Every now and then some troll will leave a mbm calling card, an occasional AI voice, everything that happens to him will always be Marty working in the shaddows
Raxx won't be able to truly flee the trolling in my opinion. He's left too much shit smear on the internet with his presence that it's honestly cemented if anyone runs background checks on him for anything outside of a tugboat for retardation and gubment care that he's going to be rejected. He'll self report himself somehow and then it's back to square one. Marty may have been the key to gatekeeping new trolls from getting too much grip on him, but if he's truly gone then it's going to be a whole ouroboros situation for all those involved with this story. I'm just kicking back and watching to see where the story goes next.It's the biggest moment Cyraxx has to flee from the trolls and he'll squander it. Surprised they didn't move out when he started to get packages and unwanted visits. Move out of state and get his dumb ass off the internet, that's all he has to do. Even Chris Chan learned that.