Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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He just can't help but use some of the worst AI slop... this is what he put on screen to show "electronic devices"
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Well, now you're just being a hadur.

GET YOU DOUBLE LENS CAMERA WITH MINI GRAVITY-DEFYING HEADPHONES.

GET YOU TIME-TELLING THING THAT SAYS IT'S EITHER 9:95 OR 5:66.
 
That's the whole point. They can and will adopt modern conveniences if it's useful and doesn't take away from anything.
It basically boils down to does it either (1) interfere with the family, personal interaction and community bonds, (2) interfere with the worship of God, (3) encourage vanity, pride and worldly attitudes towards class and possessions.

If not, it's typically OK but that conclusion varies significantly between Amish sects. And like anybody else, they're human beings who bend and break the rules from time to time.
 
Weird, often incoherent, babble about the Amish.

Is he now fascinated by the Amish because a large number of them voted for Trump and won him PA?
I wouldn't be shocked, since there's little to no way he knows of them that well other than a few incidental times he tried to talk about them when he first moved to TN and noticed they sold seasoning or whatever.
 
He just can't help but use some of the worst AI slop... this is what he put on screen to show "electronic devices"
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I didn't even bother to really look at the image but that's some freaking "electronic devices". I have to wonder what's the point of a double lens camera, a tablet with an antenna and... .whatever the hell that thing on the top left is?

It basically boils down to does it either (1) interfere with the family, personal interaction and community bonds, (2) interfere with the worship of God, (3) encourage vanity, pride and worldly attitudes towards class and possessions.

If not, it's typically OK but that conclusion varies significantly between Amish sects. And like anybody else, they're human beings who bend and break the rules from time to time.
There's a videographer out there that I really like called Peter Santenello. His whole thing is he talks to people. He'll go to... Compton and speak to the people there including gang members and gets their stories. Or the Hassidic Jews in New York or, the Amish. He's interviewed a bunch of them from all over and other than the ultra-conservative and traditional ones they're all over the place. One group he spoke to drive cars, have smart phones, live in really nice houses that have electricity and have things like fridges and whatever. One of them runs his own business and showed his smartphone. But he also showed that it had no internet capabilities, games or anything of that nature. It was just a phone he could use to call people or get calls.

Fatty is so uninformed about EVERYTHING and yet he still thinks he's smarter than most people.

Is he now fascinated by the Amish because a large number of them voted for Trump and won him PA?
That's gotta be part of it. He's never seemingly spoken about them in the past but now it's suddenly important.

Besides it's either that or make another chili recipe.
 
didn't even bother to really look at the image but that's some freaking "electronic devices". I have to wonder what's the point of a double lens camera, a tablet with an antenna and... .whatever the hell that thing on the top left is?
Stereoscopic film cameras definitely exist, but we know full well that mushbrain just asked grok to give him an image of electronic devices, and he went with the first result because he can't actually see the problems with the AI slop images.
 
There's a videographer out there that I really like called Peter Santenello. His whole thing is he talks to people. He'll go to... Compton and speak to the people there including gang members and gets their stories. Or the Hassidic Jews in New York or, the Amish. He's interviewed a bunch of them from all over and other than the ultra-conservative and traditional ones they're all over the place. One group he spoke to drive cars, have smart phones, live in really nice houses that have electricity and have things like fridges and whatever. One of them runs his own business and showed his smartphone. But he also showed that it had no internet capabilities, games or anything of that nature. It was just a phone he could use to call people or get calls.
I love this guy and his documentaries.

Being in heavily Amish country, or Hasidic/Orthodox Jewish country, Appalachia or anywhere you're really not the majority helps shape your perspective on being the minority instead of the majority. Being worried about your cultural faux pas instead of expecting everyone to conform to what you want is a real change in mindset.

Anybody who's even found themselves lost in a hardcore Hispanic barrio knows what a relief it is to find some regular black dude at the gas station. African/European Americans are way closer to each other than we think or would like to admit.
 
Stereoscopic film cameras definitely exist, but we know full well that mushbrain just asked grok to give him an image of electronic devices, and he went with the first result because he can't actually see the problems with the AI slop images.
I know they exist, if you've ever seen a "3D picture" like in those old "Viewmaster" things it was taken with one of those, but they don't look like that. That one literally looks like a Minolta with an extra bit attached to it. The lenses are even different. You want one with the same exact lenses. That's kinda the whole point. Take two pictures of the same scene slightly apart so when you view them you get that 3D effect.

I love this guy and his documentaries.

Being in heavily Amish country, or Hasidic/Orthodox Jewish country, Appalachia or anywhere you're really not the majority helps shape your perspective on being the minority instead of the majority. Being worried about your cultural faux pas instead of expecting everyone to conform to what you want is a real change in mindset.
What I love about his work is that you feel it's 100% judgement free. He's literally just talking to regular folk going about their lives. He's respectful and you feel he's doing this because he wants them to tell their story without embellishment. He's just there to ask genuine questions and get real answers.
 
Whenever Jack sets himself up as some wise authority on anything, I just remember Tammy wandering through a video with a box of 1100+ baby wipes, and as they have no infant anywhere near, you know they're for Jack's crippled useless ass.

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I know they exist, if you've ever seen a "3D picture" like in those old "Viewmaster" things it was taken with one of those, but they don't look like that. That one literally looks like a Minolta with an extra bit attached to it. The lenses are even different. You want one with the same exact lenses. That's kinda the whole point. Take two pictures of the same scene slightly apart so when you view them you get that 3D effect.
Well sure, it's AI slop. It's the equivalent of extra fingers or shit melding into other shit.
 
Is he now fascinated by the Amish because a large number of them voted for Trump and won him PA?

That could be it, but I think another part of it is also the fact he hasn't had an original idea or hasn't been truly inspired about cooking for years now. And when that happens, what do you have left but gimmicks?

Yesterday it was chili, today it's Amish, tomorrow it may as well be hillbilly cuisine or surfer cuisine or soul food* or whatever. He can't run a cooking channel based around teaching or demonstrating technique, so XYZ But Make It Whatever is all he's got.

* lol not that Jack would ever be comfortable making soul food videos (he'd deride it all as "super unhealthy" despite the fact he mainlines butter and strip-mall steak)
 
That could be it, but I think another part of it is also the fact he hasn't had an original idea or hasn't been truly inspired about cooking for years now. And when that happens, what do you have left but gimmicks?

Yesterday it was chili, today it's Amish, tomorrow it may as well be hillbilly cuisine or surfer cuisine or soul food* or whatever. He can't run a cooking channel based around teaching or demonstrating technique, so XYZ But Make It Whatever is all he's got.

* lol not that Jack would ever be comfortable making soul food videos (he'd deride it all as "super unhealthy" despite the fact he mainlines butter and strip-mall steak)
Jack would never try to do soul food, focusing on African American cuisine would make him "woke" in his own eyes. He said something about "the blacks" (direct quote) when talking about Black History Month during his last live stream.
 
it may as well be hillbilly cuisine
Watching Jack do something, anything with squirrel would be amazing. I've heard that there are people that live trap opossum and feed them dewormer and a diet of cornflakes and milk before slaughtering. What I'm trying to say is someone needs to give this man some varmint, hillbilly land far east TN isn't that far!

Gimme rainbows because it won't happen, no matter how much I want to watch him make stroke faces at non farmed/normie game meat.
 
does he believe people in the office (especially the type that runs errands while on HO) do no slack off? Or does it not count as long as they are in their wagecage cubicle and feel miserable like fatty?

This was discussed on the previous page: Jack is being willfully and blatantly contrarian, dishonest, obtuse, and childish in his insistence that productivity be defined by a metric other than productivity, while pretending that there are neither consequences for, nor deterrent from, non-productivity unless a producer is non-productive within a production environment Jack is only willing to define as...not being their home.

Jagoff insists that employees can't be productive if allowed to produce outside of the workplace, despite the workplace being wherever they produce. He refuses to entertain that non-productivity within the workplace exists in the same form of breaks he accuses those within the workplace of taking if their workplace is within their own home. Breaks from work are, to Jack, something acceptable only within the workplace - But that workplace can't be within the home; because otherwise there would be breaks from work taken!

By Jack's own "reasoning" (pronounced reezning), a worker who spends so much time at their workplace that they "live" there - but fail to produce anything - is inherently more productive than a worker efficient enough to be productive where they live...despite both living where they work. He is generalizing something he knows less than nothing about; because a purely ignorant person would not insist on being wrong to such a ludicrous extent - They would just defer to the production numbers either option yield, rather than insist it comes down purely to controlling where people are allowed to produce. Jack talks all this shit because he wants to feel like somebody's boss.

At the end, Jack admits that he's only opposed to "work from home" as a concept because it was part of the covid conspiracy he claims to have been "right" about. Essentially, he's admitting that, merely because he chose to needlessly politicize the topic, any business practice allowing employees to work from home which proves financially viable to the business somehow undermines Jack's belief in the covid conspiracies he got from his brother - because all that shit is wrapped up together in his head; and it's either "all true" or "all a lie" (whichever makes Jack feel smarter while shitting himself).

This is but another in an endless series of politicized points of controversy Jack will subsequently claim to have been "right" about without being able to recall how. How can a guy who has been correct about everything start being wrong, now? You don't just stop being right about everything - The world would cease to make sense!
 
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He is such a callous little bitch that I clipped it. I hope he really feels that next stroke.

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It's like he doesn't understand the concept of salary instead of an hourly wage, and the job being to get the work done not to sit and twiddle your fucking thumbs at a desk between tasks. Yes, if you're being paid to do X, Y, and Z, knock out 2/3 of your shit within the first work hour, go take a 3 hour lunch, come back and finish the rest in another hour then go home early... what the fuck is the difference?

As if people don't shop on amazon or watch netflix in the office? Well I guess he wouldn't understand that since he hasn't been in the actual workforce in 20 fucking years at a minimum, let alone anything resembling an office job other than maybe his radio dj gig. "put in the hours" what a fucking meaningless statement for so many careers and he has no idea. Knows 10 people, claims its a study? And immediately somehow relates working from home and getting the job done as a conspiracy along the lines of that stupid helicopter and plane mid air collision? And then still the fucking covid vaccine and mask shit?

Yeah, he's still angy that people not in an office during banker's hours means people are in his way during the day, and that they can be at home and not be a miserable pile of shit like he is.
 
If only Jack would keep his retarded ass at home where no one has to see him, I would be willing to consider that a work-from-home job providing an essential service. Instead, he scoots into actual businesses with a camera to pretend that ruining everyone's meal and giving the waitstaff a hard time is his job (as far as the IRS is concerned, anyway).
 
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