Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

RaxxScholar said:
Marty was already boozing and popping pills before the 3/3 fight. I don't know if this was before 3/3 but there was a stream marty did a while back where he was talking about using xanax he got off the street and how it turned out to be laced with fent and it made him sleep for a couple days straight.
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That and his addiction to "anbium" + Adderall probably didn't do many favors either. Wouldn't put it past me if he was mixing the two hoping the Adderall would keep him awake for the Ambien high, but it seems counterintuitive. Idk I'm not a fucking druggie, but if he knowingly took Fentanyl laced Xanax then he's as retarded as Cyraxx; the case could be however that the hooker he was with is trying to cover her ass and say he knew it was laced and still wanted it. The whole thing stinks of bullshit and only thing I wish is for his family to have peace since burying your own kid is tragic enough as is even if they weren't a good person.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
The only issue with that is that Cyraxx has already been caught, but he's always locked up I'm his attic. The police won't get involved until there's a tangible victim, not just internet crap.

If they set up a sting, I highly doubt Sally or Ed is gonna take him anywhere to begin with. But time will tell how the story of Cyraxx continues.
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While I agree there's no way Ed or Sally would drive him anywhere to meet anyone that does not need to happen for him to be arrested. These predator catching groups are pros at what they do. All Cyraxx would need to do is send his dick picture to someone who he believes is underage which he has been caught doing before. He can also be arrested for asking for sex from someone he believes is underage as well. There's several laws that Cyraxx can break just from never leaving his home and these predator catching groups (especially predator poachers) will know exactly how to get him.

I really feel like it's gonna happen sooner than later this year. We won't be talking about Cyraxx once he's locked up and is in the criminal system which just like Marty's behavior could only lead to jail or death, Cyraxx's behavior can only lead to jail or prison. It's inevitable.
 
amundsen said:
All Cyraxx would need to do is send his dick picture to someone who he believes is underage which he has been caught doing before. He can also be arrested for asking for sex from someone he believes is underage as well. There's several laws that Cyraxx can break just from never leaving his home and these predator catching groups (especially predator poachers) will know exactly how to get him.
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That’s not how it goes down in Ohio. Their laws require that a predator seeking out minors for sex have to either be in contact with an actual child, or an undercover police officer doing a sting. Ohio is a shithole and needs to change their laws, pronto.
 
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Wimmig said:
That’s not how it goes down in Ohio. Their laws require that a predator seeking out minors for sex have to either be in contact with an actual child, or an undercover police officer doing a sting. Ohio is a shithole and needs to change their laws, pronto.
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Even if there were no actual legal repercussions, I'd be fun as hell to watch Chance walk into a sting and try to talk himself out of the situation. The problem is, as it has always been, that the goblin never leaves the attic. I don't know if any predator catcher group is interested in only obtaining depraved chatlogs, or webcam footage of the goblin fitting various new objects in his rectum.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
Even if there were no actual legal repercussions, I'd be fun as hell to watch Chance walk into a sting and try to talk himself out of the situation. The problem is, as it has always been, that the goblin never leaves the attic. I don't know if any predator catcher group is interested in only obtaining depraved chatlogs, or webcam footage of the goblin fitting various new objects in his rectum.
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Chris Hansen calling him a "Cirax" is one of my favourite moments for some reason

 
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souschef said:
I used to work at accounting, this shit is so funny. I miss these oldies cyraxx moments
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In a month how much would you say you spend in taxes? Taxes usually average out to about, 2 dollars?
-- It is still so startling how just 3 years ago he looked so much more like a normal person. I mean, he looked goofy, but not nearly as outlandish.
 
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Pennypacker said:
In a month how much would you say you spend in taxes? Taxes usually average out to about, 2 dollars?
-- It is still so startling how just 3 years ago he looked so much more like a normal person. I mean, he looked goofy, but not nearly as outlandish.
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I live in Brazil so quite a lot, there's taxes on consumption, work, and they double on the manufacture process, so don't get me started. You pay taxes to pay taxes even...
 
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amundsen said:
All Cyraxx would need to do is send his dick picture to someone who he believes is underage which he has been caught doing before. He can also be arrested for asking for sex from someone he believes is underage as well.
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Ohio requires a real child victim.
 
souschef said:
I used to work at accounting, this shit is so funny. I miss these oldies cyraxx moments
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Wasn't this right after he hid in the attic from Marty when he went to Akron? Even if so it's still hilarious he tries to deflect trolling him by giving financial advice. Reminds me of when Chris Chan tried to conduct business with Vivian Gee over the audiobooks because (s)he was business smart
 
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Dogechu_Prime said:
Wasn't this right after he hid in the attic from Marty when he went to Akron? Even if so it's still hilarious he tries to deflect trolling him by giving financial advice. Reminds me of when Chris Chan tried to conduct business with Vivian Gee over the audiobooks because (s)he was business smart
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I think it was. My favorite detail is him snatching his granny's glasses so he could look more intellectual. Back then he wasn't as horrifying as today, very chris-channesque indeed
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Ohio requires a real child victim.
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We've had this conversation before. No it doesn't. All it requires is that it's a cop doing it, not some random poo-touching retard.

The requirements are as follows, and it only has to meet one:
  • The victim was less than 13 years old and you knew this or did it without checking
  • The other person was a police officer posing as someone under 13, and you believed they were under 13 or did it without checking
  • The victim was between 13 and 15 years old and you were more than three years older than them; you knew this or did it without checking
  • The other person was a police officer posing as someone between 13 and 15 years old, you were more than three years older than the their supposed age, and either you believed that was their age or did it without checking
If the APD wanted to nail Cyrax on solicitation charges they could do it in an afternoon. APD just doesn't give a shit, and like many police departments, never does until it's way too late.
 
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GodJesusHimself said:
At least in the case of new people, they could do something similar to current Chris Chan trolls, either that or it'll be similar to how Bob died and trolls basically gave up. Either way.
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There were a few good trolls, like the Idea Guys post Bob death. Problem is that people got troll's remorse and started moralfagging on the "right ways" to troll Chris. Apparently, Idea Guys "went too far" despite providing kino content, and since then we had Chris under some sort of discord nigger white knight trollshielding, where you couldn't even call him a retarded autist without three discord trannies crawling up your ass and telling you how YOU ARE THE RETARDED AUTIST ACTUALLY. Even Null decided to keep Chris around as a little pet, until he fucked his mother of course. Way I see it, we have several ways this can go:
1) Nothing happens, few weens start interacting with Raxx and content dies with no direction
2) Idea Guys or a Liquid Marty start showing up, new era of kino begins
3) Same kind of discord niggers I was talking about somehow adopt Cyrax as their little pet and we won't get anymore milk, other than the little they allow us to have. Nobody will be able to get near him for more natural interactions again and we get modern Chris 2.0

Don't know which of these is the most likely. I hope for 2)
 
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