Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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Yeah I think that's what it is for most people too, I was just referring to that one poster having a disproportionate tard rage about her inclusion in a game automatically meaning it must be woke.
Sure, but that poster is also an idiot who just listens to grifter channels all day, and occasionally posts a link to a grifter video on a thread they think it might be relevant in. I'm surprised the complaint wasn't as simple as Debra Wilson being a woman without a huge rack.
 
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Defender's Quest 2 was released on January 30, 2025. It's retarded woke garbage that's sparse on content and a massive downgrade.

someone's detailed review

Defender's Quest, the original game, is good. It was made by Lars Doucet, an Orthodox Christian programmer, and his friend James Cavin the writer (who writes faggy soy reddit essays with bonus mpreg but managed to shit out quality work for the game), plus a few other people in supporting roles. Lars co-founded the company Level Up Labs to develop the game. Anthony Pecorella is another cofounder, he worked at Kongregate. DQ used to be a flash game, then got a standaline release with Adobe shit, then a haxe/flixel remake with "better" (slightly different) art, a more deeply strategic New Game+ mode, and first hints of wokism (muhtrauma shitting on the best character, bumbling males, etc).
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DQ2 was supposed to be a more cutesy-poo but also more technically accomplished game.
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Lars had a day job and was developing the game in his spare time.

Development was delayed, as it often happens. Some time during the development, the premise changed: DQ2 would only be a slight upgrade of the original. The engine would still be (and is, in the final release) the engine of the DQ1 haxe/flixel remake. Meanwhile, James Cavin was cranking out massive amounts of spergy story, which wasn't all that appealing, but then again I don't know how much of the spergy shit would be put into the game and how much was just idle sperging due to nothing to do.

Nobuo Uematsu, who I understand is a big name in videro james, had composed a soundtrack. He dropped out and was replaced by Kevin Penkin, who made the soundtrack for the original and who I understand is also a big name now.

Early in 2023, James Cavin was booted off the project and his characters and story thrown out. He was replaced by the nigger cuck Xalavier Nelson Jr., who wrote a retarded simplistic story and made the lead a negress. They also got a publisher, Armor Games.

In October 2023, Lars Doucet's tard son Nikolas went into cardiac arrest and became a vegetable. Lars took him off life support expecting him to peacefully die, but he lived and could have lived for years and decades. Lars himself left the company to Anthony, settling into a soul-crushing wagie job and care for his son. Notably, in the blog post about his son (see link), Lars still refers to James as a friend and quoted the flavor text he wrote for DQ1.

Nikolas died in November 2024.

Defender's Quest 2 was released on January 30, 2025. It has Kevin Penkin's music but he is not credited on the game's page and doesn't mention the game on social media. In fact, Xalavier Nelson Jr. is the only name credited on the game's Steam page. The plot of the game shits on the original, implying that the bad guy defeated in DQ1 is only an aspect of whatever is fought in DQ2.

This is James's quote from DQ1 that stuck with Lars:
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and this is an example of Xalavier Nelson Jr.'s magnificent writing:
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(there's a shitton of basic typos, too, because he's too lazy for spellcheck)

TL;DR:
1. a woke niggerfaggot launched a coup, destroyed an indie classic, and strongarmed a guy into betraying his friend.
2. the original developer suffered a personal tragedy afterward. Do not blame his dead son for what happened to the game, it had been raped at least half a year before he first collapsed.
 
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This game should actively be avoided.
I think Vavra has made me actively believe Jews are actually agents of Satan by doing this.

Good thing I never had any interest in this "franchise" in the first place. Played a little bit of the first game when it was on Game Pass and I just found it unbelievably slow and fucking boring.
 
lol, lmao even
I was keeping away from anything related to this game until I could upgrade my PC (really liked the first, didn't want the second to play at 5fps), but I heard there was controversy. I click this thread to check it out and the first thing I see is the words "romance Hans"
wtf happened? Did an ex-BioWare fujo get on the writing staff? Absolutely stinks of the devs reacting to the fat unwashed shlickers who were pushing the Henry-Hans ship on social media because of their obsession with "enemies to lovers" fics. Fucking gooners man (:_(
 
It was discussed several pages back in the thread, I think, but she's apparently a pretty nice person and I've never had any issues with her performances. I get the Nolan North fatigue over her being in everything but it's pretty autistic to sperg out about some pepe silva woke conspiracy theory just because she happens to be black.
ironically she's mostly in games that can be avoided, so I don't even get the spergout about having to see her constantly unless the person in question plays a lot of woke aaa shit, and in that case she's the least of the problem.

wtf happened
vavra sold out, ESG money poured in, which made him find his inner liberal homo.
wouldn't be the issue, this happened more often than I can count, however in the context of the first game and it's drama back then, he thought it a good idea to hide this new direction, and when it leaked sperged endlessly on twitter pissing off the OG fans.

just another entry in "how not to sell your game".
 
She's an ultra hideous nigger bitch, people shouldn't buy any game that has her in.

At least Nolan North is a White hetero male who has two kids.
She's been in over 100 games, if you count voice credits, going back decades counting even Halo 3 among her credits.

Yeah I think that's what it is for most people too, I was just referring to that one poster having a disproportionate tard rage about her inclusion in a game automatically meaning it must be woke.
The other side of the coin being that I can't think of a game that specifically has her likeness that isn't woke to a significant degree, at least.
 
The other side of the coin being that I can't think of a game that specifically has her likeness that isn't woke to a significant degree, at least.
I don't remember anything in Anthem or Jedi Fallen Order that was particularly woke (although Jedi Survivor was a bit more 'yas kween').
 
Woke is basically the politics of intersectionality or valuing the weaker as more virtuous. White, Male,Native and Stright are each seen as oppressors over Brown,Female,Faggot and Invader so therefore the weaker is more virtuous and needs elevations. Fascism at least in the current generation is basically arguing that Strength, Power and Beauty is more worthy of virtue. Fascism is winning hard as it's the rule of nature as well as normal for people, as we realize the propaganda being pushed by the woke is all bullshit and the Emperor's fucking naked. Notice woke faggots can't insult you directly, they have to do the snark dance. No one wants niggerfaggot games, look how everything woke crashes and burns now.
Walk is just cultural Marxism simple as it's just that the alt right stop using the term cultural Marxism because it was filled with closeted neo Bolshevik weirdos.
These people are just Marxists who were just pushing the ideas of Antonio gramsci
 
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People need to apologize to Melanie Mack right now she's 100% vindicated angry soccer mom Christianity vindicated about the homosexual satanic DND turning your kids into fags
Goonergate was a lot of raw-dicked faggots upset it got revealed they’ll accept all the “woke” stuff as long as it’s pornified.

Where leftists mess up is dying on the hill of uglifying everything. Principals don’t get gooners off, so they don’t have any.
Leftists will continue to conquer games in the end because of them.
 
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