Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Whether Marty ended up in Heaven, Hell, or some other godforsaken afterlife, I think he can smile proudly knowing that even in death Chance is just as paranoid as ever about him.

Chirping Smoke Detector said:
Cyrax will gloat that Marty is dead and say that Marty got we got because he fucked with him. Then when it's necessary he will claim that he and Marty were actually really good friends and Marty dying was like losing a brother.
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It wouldn't surprise me if we get some sadraxx content in a couple weeks. His life is such a disastrous mess that a persistent troll like Marty is probably the closest thing he's had to an actual friend in years.
 
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TomServo said:
I can't wait for Smugraxx to make his appearance. I also can't wait to watch the smile get wiped off his face when it dawns on him that Marty was holding back the majority of trolls and life is going to get so much worse. If Chance was smart, he'd be scared.
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I don't know if we're going to get milk, exactly, but I know we're going to get our fill of schadenfreude.
 
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Dfackt0 said:
"I never looked better in all of my 47 years"
"Yeah shes a quarter my age, mind your own fucking business"
"I remember the days when i had most of a lung, glory days"
"Yeah Im not getting off facebook, i feel at home here"
*Long born-again christian post with AI generated picture of Jesus beating satan in a rap battle*
"You're fuckin up marty, just like i was when i was your age"
"If i was him with that body id be getting real pussy dude not gonna lie"
"Ohhh to be 40 again"
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Wow this aged poorly Cyraxx might die alone once Ed and Sally are gone he gets evicted and the homeless to pos would rely on trolls until he croaks.
 
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Lol Cyraxx is NOT ready for what's about to happen to him. I don't think a lot of people (Raxx included) realize how much Marty was actually troll-guarding the little menace.

I don't think we'll see anything that's Larson-tier trolling, because Cyraxx never leaves the house, but I wouldn't be surprised if more people start showing up to mess with him IRL.

No one SHOULD poo touch, but the Larson trolls have made it abundantly clear than nu-cow alogs don't ever know when to stop.
 
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