Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 39.9%

  • Total voters
    424
Close enough @genericwhitemale
that means he is not a felon despite pleading guilty to a felony
IANAL but I believe he is effectively though not specifically, considered a felon during the 2-5 years (yet to be determined) in which he is on probation. Sadly, I am quoting Grifty's tweet regarding the "adjudicated sentence".

1738769924357.png
I am curious if this "sentence" during probation would come up for law enforcement in the way "priors" do on the thousands of bodycam vids we see on YT. I've got to think it would. @Potentially Criminal ? Does it get entered into a LE database so that, say, Las Vegas LEO would see it if he's caught passed out in front of the Bellagio possessing a vial of coke?

he took out a $300k loan against his house which is believed to have been used to pay his attorney Mark Randazza.
And cocaine.

Edit to Add: Assuming AI is correct, I answered my own question... and I'm annoyed. It will not be on a public database.

1738771826289.png
 
Last edited:
I am curious if this "sentence" during probation would come up for law enforcement in the way "priors" do on the thousands of bodycam vids we see on YT.
The process is that the case is practically "stayed" until Nick either fucks up or completes the probation successfully. If he fails, he gets sentenced in accordance with his guilty plea, if he succeeds the case is dismissed.
 
@genericwhitemale

That looks pretty good, except I think the general consensus here is that he sold the smaller house to pay off the mortgage he took out against his primary residence (which briefly went into foreclosure due to not paying his mortgage for a year). I am not sure about him paying off Randazza, but Nick claimed the reason he took out the mortgage on his primary residence was to leverage the money to reinvest (or that is what I took away from his rather muddled explanation of why he risked his primary residence). Edit: In any case, he specifically used the term "leverage."
Close enough @genericwhitemale

IANAL but I believe he is effectively though not specifically, considered a felon during the 2-5 years (yet to be determined) in which he is on probation. Sadly, I am quoting Grifty's tweet regarding the "adjudicated sentence".

View attachment 6945017
I am curious if this "sentence" during probation would come up for law enforcement in the way "priors" do on the thousands of bodycam vids we see on YT. I've got to think it would. @Potentially Criminal ? Does it get entered into a LE database so that, say, Las Vegas LEO would see it if he's caught passed out in front of the Bellagio possessing a vial of coke?


And cocaine.

Edit to Add: Assuming AI is correct, I answered my own question... and I'm annoyed. It will not be on a public database.

View attachment 6945078
Thanks, guys. I'll try and update the post with the corrections.
 
IANAL but I believe he is effectively though not specifically, considered a felon during the 2-5 years (yet to be determined) in which he is on probation. Sadly, I am quoting Grifty's tweet regarding the "adjudicated sentence".

For certain purposes, he is however considered under effective felony indictment for the entire period. This means that for example he cannot pass a federal background check for firearms.
 
EDIT: Someone compares Nick to a septuagenarian, and it' isn't even hyperbole.
Link/Archive

Ringo unironically looks better. I also bet he isn't constantly twitching like a ghoul from drug-induced pseudo-Parkinson's. Nick unquestionably looks like a waffle stomped turd.

“We would sit around for hours and talk about what we were going to do, and of course I’d get so bleeding drunk I couldn’t move,” he said of him and his wife in 1989.

“Ringo said that since they married, virtually all they’ve done is sit in a room and use drugs,” a friend of the musician’s told the publication. “They were convinced they were gonna die unless they got help.”(...)

Starr knew he was in trouble. There was a point when the drummer was consuming 16 bottles of wine a day.

“It’s a very funny thing with alcohol,” Starr told the San Diego Union Tribune in 1989. “When you’re a drunkard, you know you’re in trouble, but you procrastinate such a lot. You just put everything off ‘til tomorrow. And ‘tomorrow’ ends up to be years.”

Eventually, he and his wife checked into a rehabilitation center in Arizona to get some much-needed help.

“It just got so bad, the state we were both in, that we had to do something,” he said. “We felt like, ‘This can’t go on anymore; this is impossible to live (like this).’ I think God stepped in. I think a light went on, a dim light, that said, ‘Are you crazy?’ Then … it just got so crazy, so down and dumb, that three days later we were both in a clinic.”

---

That was 34 years ago. Today, Starr feels each day is a blessing. (...)

Starr says his diet helps him to stay healthy.

“I watch what I eat, he said. “I’ve been vegetarian for the last 25 years. I was ‘veggie’ before, then I got off it and back on, and I’ve been vegetarian since 1992. I think it’s important and I’m always promoting proper eating.”

Additionally, he credits regular exercise as the reason for his energy and youthful glow at 83 [2023].

“And I go to the gym,” he said. “I have a trainer who comes to my home three times a week. And I (work out) myself. On tour, usually I go at least four mornings a week to the gym. So, I think you’ve just got to keep moving and eat right. I do the best I can.”


source: https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertai...s-wine-day-before-checked-himself-rehab.html/
 
Trump is doing things so bigly it's actually gotten Rackets' thread to slow down. Imagine if Nick didn't abandon Trump and guns for the cocaine and cooming, he'd have so much to talk about on his show each night.
Those of us who actually like the Emperor of Mankind and guns do a better job of it.


I am curious if this "sentence" during probation would come up for law enforcement in the way "priors" do on the thousands of bodycam vids we see on YT. I've got to think it would. @Potentially Criminal ? Does it get entered into a LE database so that, say, Las Vegas LEO would see it if he's caught passed out in front of the Bellagio possessing a vial of coke?
I don't see out of state LEO seeing the case status in a LEADS check. He will certainly have to follow basic probation terms which include "Notify any Law Enforcement officer of your status with the court in an official encounter" as well as "Notify my probation officer of any interactions with Law Enforcement no later than 48 hours after the encounter"

I can guarantee you (assuming he's allowed to galavant off to Las Vegas) his PO will reach out to LVMPD and the other LEAs out in Nevada and see if he pops up in a police report anywhere.
I could see him being forced to have a SCRAM unit (ankle mounted alcohol detector) attached while he goes to a city built on drinking, drugs, and whoring
 
Last edited:
I can guarantee you (assuming he's allowed to galavant off to Las Vegas) his PO will reach out to LVMPD and the other LEAs out in Nevada and see if he pops up in a police report anywhere.
I could see him being forced to have a SCRAM unit (ankle mounted alcohol detector) attached while he goes to a city built on drinking, drugs, and whoring
Lmao. So Nick gets to go on a summer camp and daddy State calls to the camp staff to check on him.

He’s gonna appreciate that, I’m sure.
 
I can guarantee you (assuming he's allowed to galavant off to Las Vegas) his PO will reach out to LVMPD and the other LEAs out in Nevada and see if he pops up in a police report anywhere.
I could see him being forced to have a SCRAM unit (ankle mounted alcohol detector) attached while he goes to a city built on drinking, drugs, and whoring
Lmao. So Nick gets to go on a summer camp and daddy State calls to the camp staff to check on him.

He’s gonna appreciate that, I’m sure.
It'll be fun to see if any of the primo coping & seething he's bound to do makes its way into a stream, most likely like a hysterical teenage girl... Ought to be good for a couple of chortles or chuckles!
 
Some factual tweaks and suggestions for phrasing/framing. Use or ignore as you want:
• Nick pleads guilty to a very favourable sentence, and has received a stay of adjudication
He has not received anything yet.

(i.e. stay out of trouble for a yet-to-be-revealed period of time). He is not currently a felon, and it is unclear whether he will be upon sentencing in April.
If the agreement for a stay of adjudication is allowed, he will not be a felon upon sentencing. This is in the Sentencing Guidelines. He will be under the jurusdiction of the Court, however, until he meets required conditions. If he does not meet them, the Court can find him guilty of a felony and impose sentence.

It has been noted that his status under a stay would preclude his owning guns, much like now, even if not a convicted felon.

• His kids have also been returned to him.
He says so, yes.

• While he might smugly gloat that he's bested the system, his entire reputation has been irrevocably destroyed. Everyone will forever know him as an alcoholic and cocaine addict whose daughter, despite his claims to the contrary, tested positive for a metabolite only found upon ingestion of cocaine.
What people will remember, and which will remember what, is not a fact, so I wouldn't include it.

• He seldom streams, and when he does it's often impromptu. He prefers being a guest on streams hosted by friends.
We don't know his preference, but it is accurate he has not streamed much in months.

He also hasn't seemed to be much of a guest (not regular, at least), though he has certainly been active in chats (your next bulletpoint).

• Despite this, he is not a hermit who has fled the Internet, and he is appearing in the YouTube chat of (and sending as much as $100 to) Patrick Melton on a daily basis.
As written this suggests he's not only in chats daily but also contributes daily up to $100/day. Don't know if that's accurate or not, but if not, recommend separating frequency of posting in chats (and is it just Melton or Melton and others?) and giving money to Melton. Might suggest staying away from quantifying either as a "typical" act unless you have substantiation.

Melton is an obsessive hater of the former Qover (polycule) member Aaron Imholte, so much so that he has made sexual comments about Aaron's children;
Again, recommend something like, "Melton has frequently criticized Aaron Imholte, a streamer and former professional radio disc jockey in Minnesota, who was married to April Imholte from [date] to [date] and who has been critical of Nick Rekieta, alleging drug use and blah blah blah.... Melton has commented on his stream [multiple times, if true] about Aaron Imholte's minor [child/children], including once stating....[if it's a damning quote]. (or alternatively, "referring to a child in a manner some/many observers considered sexual" or something like that)

Or less formal if you don't care or think people already know who Aaron is, etc. But I'd keep to facts.
despite repeated insistence from both Aaron and those close to him, he is gleeful in talking about Aaron's kids being fucked and laughs at superchats about his daughter starting an OnlyFans when she is older.
See above.
• In collaboration with Melton, he attempted to embarrass Aaron by revealing his google search history, which fits the definition of computer hacking.
"In [month year], on his stream [or wherever], Melton said [X, including what he said that referenced Nick]. Aaron Imholte has stated that he contacted Stearn County Police Department to request they investigate potential crimes related to these assertions and the facts underlying them."

• After years of being tight lipped about his Jamaican trip to Hedonism II, he confirmed that he went to Jamaica in leaked DMs with a former mod, Kalea, and revealed he gave $1000 to a woman at the resort who claimed to be pregnant (whether this was to cover pregnancy expenses as he claims, was used to pay for an abortion or was simply a scam by con artists, we'll never know)
Not sure why this^ matters, but again you could give more background - in [month year] alleged direct messages between Nick and a [who kalea is in relation to Nick], revealed that Nick [and Kayla?] had attended Hedonism II, an adult resort in Jamaica, in [month year]. These messages also referred to attempts by Nick [and Kayla] to give money to a female dancer/ entertainer for the resort. In later [messages], Nick asserted that he [his version of trying to reach her and why]."

You could add speculation about the reasons but put it as speculation.
• He also confirmed that he was indeed in a relationship with April Imholte (née Anderson), telling a panel that included Melton that Anderson was "[his] girlfriend at the time."

He is still very likely in regular contact with her, and despite his attempts to pretend he has not been in contact with her, she was present for a Zoom hearing months ago and was sitting in the room where Nick regularly streams. Like with Hedonism, he seems to take joy in heavily implying the obvious without outright admitting it.
Did he claim they weren't in contact before those hearings? They were still flirting and getting gross in public messages way after that. He's been stronger about claiming they aren't in contact since the last hearing, not that that's worth anything.

• He is still being sued by Steve Quest, a.k.a. Monograph,
@AnOminous may kill you for this. Montagraph.

for defamation per se for his 2022 comments explicitly calling Montograph a pedophile. Even as recently as last month, he reiterated his belief that Montograph is a pedophile.
OK though didn't he just say he stands by what he said, or something like that? Or did he repeat it?

It was also revealed in December that he took out a $300k loan against his house which is believed to have been used to pay his attorney Mark Randazza (edit: while this is still a possibility, the mortgage could also very likely be for legitimate construction he was doing on his house, as in 2023 he talked about the construction of a "sex dungeon" in his house).

I think speculation about how he spent money isn't helpful except as "what people are saying." Bigger news on his house is that he was running up against foreclosure after his ever-so-sophisticated investment approach.

Long version: In December 2024 a Notice of Foreclosure was posted [where] for the larger of Nick's two homes, which is owned by [trust name], for which Nick and Kayla serve as trustees, if that's objectively confirmed] . It was revealed that in [month year] the Rekietas [or was it just Nick?] took out a mortgage on that home, in the initial amount of $______, with the mortgage being Evergreen Financial, a money management firm in Minneapolis, MN. [Notes about when last payment was made]. Nick has claimed he leveraged his home for investment purposes."

Short version: "Nick and Kayla took out a mortgage on their larger Willmar property in month year for just over $300k, with the lender being an investment management firm. By month year, the home was identified for a foreclosure sale in month year. Nick has claimed he leveraged his home for investment purposes."

• Likely due to his many legal cases, he has been forced to downside. His second property was sold and half of his primary estate was sold. The second house was believed to be where April was living.
"In month year the Rekietas put up the smaller of their two Wilmar properties (widely believed and stated by Keanu whoever to be where April was living for several months in 2024 ) for sale...." Then add when the sale closed and amount.

Since the sale of the smaller property, Nick has stated that he has now paid off the mortgage on the larger home.

• Finally, Nick Rekieta - the man whose channel and firm is called "Rekieta Law" and who spent years providing analysis of legal documents and cases - is no longer allowed to practice law for not keeping up with the Minnesota bar's Continuing Legal Education rules.

I'd add that he was initially noted as unauthorized to practice law due to failure to pay annual fees, and now for failure to report the CLE you mention.

Also: His Rekieta Law, LLC and its DBA have been inactive for years, according to the Minnesota Secretary of State. There is a Texas [? Iirc] LLC named Rekieta Media, LLC [that I think someone said is active].

Despite being unauthorized to practice law and without a law firm, Nick appears on Instagram as @RekietaLaw; his YouTube summary refers to him as a Minnesota lawyer and owner of Rekieta Law, and uses his former firm's logo with "RL" and a set of scales; and his X profile logo includes the words, "YouTube Lawyer."
Remember, I am writing this for people like Ana Kasparian who like to peruse this thread or show to friends, who aren't spending hours and hours combing through discussion. Again, if I've left anything out of gotten something wrong, please let me know
 
I could see him being forced to have a SCRAM unit (ankle mounted alcohol detector) attached while he goes to a city built on drinking, drugs, and whoring
Especially if the pre-sentencing investigation is done properly and they read his social media.
On there they will find funny things like Nick planning to do coke with Melton when he comes to Vegas for Hackamania.

Obviously those are just jokes *winkyfaceemoji* since Nick would never do drugs.
 
Nah don't worry, Nick did "his WebMD thing" and realized that whatever highs he was chasing through drugs and alcohol are easily replaced by the endogenous rushes of dopamine and oxytocin that can be obtained from a romp through the ample sex trade that the Vegas area has to offer, all surely with his slatternly wife's approval:

LasGaygas.jpg
I guess we can throw in divorce, troons out, and joins a polycule with a bunch of other dudes to the pool.
 
@Friend of Dorothy Parker you made a lot of good suggestions and I'll try and incorporate some of them into my post, but I wasn't trying to make the most super detailed effort post imaginable, just a simple overview that orders events in my own mind. Also re: Melton, it definitely does seem like he is in there either every day or as often as he can be, given by the fact that every day in this thread there's a post scraping the messages he sent in Melton's chat.
I wouldn't say "very favourable", just standard Minnesota lenience for first-timers. He galaxy (gas) brained himself into getting the same deal he'd have gotten all along, just with extra steps.
Understandable. I guess from my perspective, it seems lenient given that they had him dead to rights. But also thank you for reminding me that he might also be doing galaxy gas.
 
Last edited:
whether this was to cover pregnancy expenses as he claims, was used to pay for an abortion or was simply a scam by con artists, we'll never know
There is one way of finding out, but it would require travelling to Jamaica and doing some detective work.
If it was a case of Nick getting scammed, grifters tend to remain tight-lipped about it.
 
EDIT: Someone compares Nick to a septuagenarian, and it' isn't even hyperbole.
Ringo looks way better. I'm beaten to it by others, but way better.

Trump is doing things so bigly it's actually gotten Rackets' thread to slow down. Imagine if Nick didn't abandon Trump and guns for the cocaine and cooming, he'd have so much to talk about on his show each night.
So much money to be made off superchats from people who desperately want Nick to read what they think about Trump delivering executive orders on everything.
Too bad ya threw it away nick!
 
Also: His Rekieta Law, LLC and its DBA have been inactive for years, according to the Minnesota Secretary of State. There is a Texas [? Iirc] LLC named Rekieta Media, LLC [that I think someone said is active].

Rekieta Media LLC is still a registered entity in Texas. But it's right to transact business in Texas is currently forfeited due to reports not being filed and fees not being paid.

The entity continues to exist, but it cannot use the texas courts to defend itself legally and its officers (i.e. Nick) are personally liable for all the debts of the entity. This is somewhat important in the Montagraph case in that the LLC (assuming Nick was actually using it) currently offers Nick no legal protection whatsoever.

Its also more evidence of how broke Nick is. Maintaining this particular LLC was of great benefit to him and keeping it current would have required very little money.
 
Back