Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Most Wanted Banana said:

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So Raxx believes the people at the memorial were paid actors and that Marty is in hiding because he owes the IRS over $10 million in unpaid taxes... He also confirmed that he will not be appearing on Keem's panel.

Edit: Damn, the goblin was fast at deleting the video.
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I'll allow myself to praise Chance for once: nice job kicking Keemstar in his greedy balls. Marty's body isn't even cold yet and the gnome wants a piece of that pie bringing Chance to his podcast. Credit to where is due, good job, Cyraxx!
 
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There's something satisfying about Chance having been tricked so much by Marty, he literally can't believe he's dead.

I wonder how long it'll take until he realizes he's dead.

I'm not sure how much they had contacted each other but I'm sure after a few months of silence he might realize it's true.
 
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FarmEnjoyer said:
I'm not sure how much they had contacted each other but I'm sure after a few months of silence he might realize it's true.
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All it'll take is one clever alog with a Marty ai. One "leaked" voice memo, and he'll be roped right back in. Sure, he'll think Marty's schemes have gotten dumber over the years, but he'll always be convinced it's the Mart Dawg.

I just realized we might never have a Tony confrontation ever again. They only ever fought on Marty calls. It's so over...
 
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anliteralidiot said:
All it'll take is one clever alog with a Marty ai. One "leaked" voice memo, and he'll be roped right back in. Sure, he'll think Marty's schemes have gotten dumber over the years, but he'll always be convinced it's the Mart Dawg.
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"Compute this NIGGERBOT! I'm calling your creators RIGHT NOW and getting your ass shut down PERMANENTLY! Leave me and MY FAMILY alone!"

Even from beyond the grave this nigga will troll him for eternity. He's still in full denial mode and it is honestly pretty fucking funny seeing him try.
 
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curbside2 said:
When you lost the battle but won the war.
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If his music was mixed like this it would slap lmao.
Justice Tony said:
To say the things, he truly feels
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And not the words, of one who kneels,
GoGoNoJo said:
Keemstar claims that the goblin will be coming on LCL tomorrow; Keem says that both he and cyraxx are convinced that Marty is faking his death and that they have "receipts" that corroborate this.

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I doubt keem actually believes that. Sounds like he's just goading raxx.
cugel said:
Problem is that the idea guys broke chris, after the idea guys chris really does not have anything else that makes them interesting but the rape and then they are just stuck in being a god.
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Are you referring to Chris as them or the idea guys? This makes no sense. If by them and they you mean Chris then it's him and he. If you're referring to the idea guys it makes no sense. Fuck are you on about using them for a singular person unless I'm grossly misunderstanding this.
 
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Most Wanted Banana said:

- PreserveTube.

So Raxx believes the people at the memorial were paid actors and that Marty is in hiding because he owes the IRS over $10 million in unpaid taxes... He also confirmed that he will not be appearing on Keem's panel.

Edit: Damn, the goblin was fast at deleting the video.
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This is some Grade A denial and retardation. When I heard him say Marty is just trying to dodge CIA Hole’s lawsuit and that CIA’s lawyer found out Marty owed $10m in back taxes I broke several ribs. I just love his gullibility, if he weren’t such a piece of shit I’d call it endearing. This might be an unpopular opinion, but CIA is the only buddy troll I personally approve of, he’s provided us many laughs and is the one that fed Marty so much information, from Raxx’s secrets to Raxx’s login information, to make it appear Marty was hacking Raxx all the time and gave Raxx a lot of false confidence only for him to be crushed. Though, I wish Raxx was right that Marty was alive and the funeral attendees were paid actors, I’m really going to miss the Raxxouts. Hopefully someone that can get under Raxx’s skin like Marty comes along, otherwise Raxx will just become boring.
 
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Poor lil guy really going through it
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Wimmig said:
Hopefully someone that can get under Raxx’s skin like Marty comes along, otherwise Raxx will just become boring.
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Personally I thought CVG got under his skin pretty good for a bit. CVG wasn't even messing with him in the beginning, he was running the 24/7 Cyraxx Marathon which was just Cyraxx on MBM panel clips mostly. I don't think CVG would be a bad candidate to fuck with him still, hell WGH and Nwordboi are still doing a good job. I want to huff copium and hope the laughter continues because I haven't found any other cow so far as entertaining as Cyraxx since Chris Chan.

Edit: Forgot to add, only reason CVG started messing with him so hard was because he kept getting the 24/7 stream taken down, and all Raxx had to do was fuck off and he'd had never messed with him.
 
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cugel said:
I think cyraxx will make bank, alot of people get into him and want to give him stuff, he wont be like larson as he wont leave the house. Marty used to scare off buddy trolls, now buddy trolls will just help him. Cyraxx is really hard to use for youtube content as well as the really big channels like smokey mc etc said they cant really post cyraxx stuff anymore, so i think his life is going to get a lot better.
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Lol you think it was Marty? It was the threats of his rabid fans. It'll be even worse for both chance and buddy trolls because they won't get wrangled
 
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Bogliacci said:
Marty dying might have been what was needed to breathe new life into the raxxverse


Through fire, nature is renewed
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More isn’t always better. It’s gonna be a Daniel Larson 2.0, then people will whine about losing a lolcow. Trolling is an art form. You have to push him far enough to extract every last drop of lulz out of him but not far enough to put him in prison or in a psychiatric hospital.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
More isn’t always better. It’s gonna be a Daniel Larson 2.0, then people will whine about losing a lolcow. Trolling is an art form. You have to push him far enough to extract every last drop of lulz out of him but not far enough to put him in prison or in a psychiatric hospital.
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Did I say more? I said new life. This is basically just chance trying to convince people Marty is still alive all on his own accord.
 
Bogliacci said:
Did I say more? I said new life. This is basically just chance trying to convince people Marty is still alive all on his own accord.
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If we go with the nature allegory, Marty was a big shade tree that kept alive a bunch of grasses that the fucking...raxx-rats feed on.

That tree's fallen, the land is scorched... And I worry we're not going to see those grasses come back. We're going to get kudzu.
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All of the good nutrients the soil receives from a fire? All going to the kudzu.
(I wish I could autistic sticker myself)
 
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