Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

Here's the link to the review. (A)
This really is unprecedented behavior for Valve. They've always allowed reviews critical of this stuff and review bombing to go on before. If a mod starts banning reviews because of it, it looks bad on the entire company.
Not really. Valve did away with review bombing a few years back. Retards did it too much and Valve had no choice. Valve has always been a little touch with using the platform as a soap box for politics as well.
Remember Goyim, revenge bad! Even if your government betrays you, has brought in millions of foreigners, and those foreigners happen to rape your girls and women! We need to be tolerant until we no longer exist!
What if some of the females in your country actively fuck them and produce a bunch of low IQ halfling spawn?
 
The Hans part specifically was what kind of killed any enthusiasm for me. But it sounds like the faggotry is everywhere in the game if it has fag prostitutes too, like it's doing the AC Odyssey trick of just bending historical culture to promote Vavra's perversion.

Henry is a player character and was always a very bland one, likable but a blank slate of a human being. But with Hans, there's no reason for him to be rewritten. There's nothing about him to suggest he'd be gay, quite the opposite, and the whole thing is just the blatant retcon that you all have called it out for.

I bet you they wrote Theresa out just to try to push the gay shit more.

It sounds like this is even weirder than TLOU2, because with TLOU2 they took a masterpiece and then shit all over it (just because they could) for political reasons, but here it sounds like Vavra also has weird personal issues leaking into his work. But it just plain doesn't appeal now, which is a crying shame because the first one is great but was also clearly so limited (no genuine real big battles, cliffhanger, all of that) and nobody does historical games. Besides AssCreed, which already crashed and burned several games ago, much less was getting worn out beyond belief.

Yeah this is kind of suspiciously consistent theme through everything I've seen of the game so far. The girlbossing is especially annoying. Henry gets sent to save a girl who has been abducted but a high level in intimidate doesn't scare the shit shoveler threatening to kill her. Henry has to grovel and cut a deal with him. She of course spins around and instant kills the guy who has been holding her captive for days (but didn't rape her for some reason) because we can't have Henry just straight up save a woman.

He has to lick dead bodies. Everyone calls him retarded. People jerk him around. I know the first game was infamous for being a 'start as a shit peasant and rise to greatness' type of thing but that was the first game where Henry WAS a peasant. He has like a hundred bodies on him, official status as a bastard noble, and is more intelligent canonically.

I understand the reset for gameplay purposes, but it is feeling more like the devs taking a piss on the character than anything else.
Exactly out of the same woke playbook as shitting on Luke Skywalker or Joel.

I still just can't wrap my head around why Vavra would do a face heel turn like this. Not just the gay stuff, i know you all have said he's a fag, but all the other woke shit.
 
It would be easier to name the ones that didn't.
We have our very own @Activelo who runs the woke game thread who also says the game isn't woke.
It's such disappointing shit, man.

Two of them also said ban all porn and Razor defended the other two.
Based.

Yeah this is kind of suspiciously consistent theme through everything I've seen of the game so far. The girlbossing is especially annoying. Henry gets sent to save a girl who has been abducted but a high level in intimidate doesn't scare the shit shoveler threatening to kill her. Henry has to grovel and cut a deal with him. She of course spins around and instant kills the guy who has been holding her captive for days (but didn't rape her for some reason) because we can't have Henry just straight up save a woman.

He has to lick dead bodies. Everyone calls him retarded. People jerk him around. I know the first game was infamous for being a 'start as a shit peasant and rise to greatness' type of thing but that was the first game where Henry WAS a peasant. He has like a hundred bodies on him, official status as a bastard noble, and is more intelligent canonically.

I understand the reset for gameplay purposes, but it is feeling more like the devs taking a piss on the character than anything else.
So they pulled a Joker 2?
 

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 Invaders Quest Objectives​

  • Serve the Cumans
  • Get bread
  • Get sausages
  • Intervene in the brawl
  • Beat up the Cumans!
  • Beat up Vuytek!
  • Talk to the Innkeeper
  • Talk to Vasko (Optional)
  • Talk to Vuytek about the Cumans
  • Make sure the Cumans don't come back
  • Find the Cuman's Camp
  • Talk to the Cumans at their camp
  • Ask about the Cumans in Semine (Optional)
  • Ask the herbwoman about the Cumans (Optional)
  • Ask the shepherd about the Cumans (Optional)
  • Drink with the Cumans (Optional)
  • Follow Jasak (Optional)
  • Speak to the woman in the camp (Optional)
  • Defend yourself! (Optional)
  • Return to Vasko (Optional)
  • Get some more alcohol (Optional)
  • Return to camp with the booze (Optional)
  • Don't drown (Optional)
  • Talk to Vuytek
im legit uninstalling the game. talk about options in being a fucking faggot but not playing the fucking game how i want it.
 

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 Invaders Quest Objectives​

  • Serve the Cumans
  • Get bread
  • Get sausages
  • Intervene in the brawl
  • Beat up the Cumans!
  • Beat up Vuytek!
  • Talk to the Innkeeper
  • Talk to Vasko (Optional)
  • Talk to Vuytek about the Cumans
  • Make sure the Cumans don't come back
  • Find the Cuman's Camp
  • Talk to the Cumans at their camp
  • Ask about the Cumans in Semine (Optional)
  • Ask the herbwoman about the Cumans (Optional)
  • Ask the shepherd about the Cumans (Optional)
  • Drink with the Cumans (Optional)
  • Follow Jasak (Optional)
  • Speak to the woman in the camp (Optional)
  • Defend yourself! (Optional)
  • Return to Vasko (Optional)
  • Get some more alcohol (Optional)
  • Return to camp with the booze (Optional)
  • Don't drown (Optional)
  • Talk to Vuytek
im legit uninstalling the game. talk about options in being a fucking faggot but not playing the fucking game how i want it.
Wait, so you can't just slaughter the Cumans on the spot?
This really IS TLOU2, REVENGE LE BAD BECAUSE...IT JUST IS, OKAY? BOTH SIDES BAD!
 
please help i am trying to find the edit where the gay MC cuts between murdering guys on the battlefield to getting slapped around by women for clearly being a fag just to end up buck nake with his bro to a rock song. i saw it in the thread but can no longer track it down. it was hilarious.
 
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please help i am trying to find the edit where the gay MC cuts between murdering guys on the battlefield to getting slapped around by women for clearly being a fag just to end up buck nake with his bro to a rock song. i saw it in the thread but can no longer track it down. it was hilarious.
Here you go, lets see if this works


The women in this fucking game, man. These are modern day women, not ones you would see in medieval times. Synth just met a common wench who is a fucking mary sue self insert, talking about how much of a big deal she is as she's currently squatting in a fucking gypsy camp, 5 feet away from some smelly pajeet. The writing in this game is fucking awful, you can tell a woman is responsible for it.
 
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The first game was an action adventure with RPG elements and so is the second one. How do i know? Voiced protagonist. People hated Bethesda for doing it for FO4 and suddenly when KCD comes out it's amazing that i can't have RP in my G. Add slow animations and euro jank to it and it made the first game boring to play. There was never any choice in either of the games. Anyone who likes the first one and hates the second you brought this on yourselves. This humiliation ritual is for you.
 
I think I found the reason @Activelo has been so quiet lately...well, here at least
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Jokes aside, I was curious so I checked the Steam Charts
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Only 176K? This is barely any better than the numbers from 24 hours ago. Remember, Starfield got over 300K on release, and that game had a leak as well. People think Bethesda's biggest turd is worth more than this "masterpiece" Vavra gave us.
I don't feel so good, bros. It's almost like KCD is a very niche game and without the fans that the developers spat on, it will never reach the mainstream market!

Well, let's give them till the rest of the week. Maybe at some point we will reach 200K at least!
 
The Hans part specifically was what kind of killed any enthusiasm for me.
Hans is a giant entitled faggot who deserves to be shot by a cuman
Henry is a player character and was always a very bland one, likable but a blank slate of a human being.
Hes a very simple country lad who you could see becoming a blacksmith later on when he settles down after his adventures. Though depending on the dialogue options you take him down you can see a little bit of intelligence and massive ambition and thirst for adventure.
they wrote Theresa out
Absolute 0/10 game wish I knew this before downloading that they removed the best woman.
 
This guy DEI Detected Dragon Quest 3 Remake because of some minor censoring and nothing more, and yes it was nothing more because I fucking played the game and nothing besides that was really changed. And no the gay English speak doesn’t count because that’s been a part of English Dragon Quest since this series used to be Dragon Warrior. Yet he is conflicted and wants to do extra research on a game that actively changes and adds gay sex scenes and blacks to a place that wouldn’t have them. These people are just a bunch of grifters.
Not to derail the thread too much but DQ3R is woke, just because one particular form of retardation doesn't offend you as much as another doesn't excuse either one.

Or are we all going to pretend removing gendered words is "based" now just because kcd2 is literal homo nonsense?
 
Vavra is literally trying to defend pedophilia now
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Reminder, this guy wore a #BASED shirt at one point and was a darling among the gaming community. Now, his game bombed so hard he's busy trying to argue why 12 year old girls being fucked and married off in the 1400s somehow justifies portraying a 15 year old in a gay sexual relationship. You can bet this is the next thing they will try sneaking in the potential third game btw.
 
The first game was an action adventure with RPG elements and so is the second one. How do i know? Voiced protagonist. People hated Bethesda for doing it for FO4 and suddenly when KCD comes out it's amazing that i can't have RP in my G. Add slow animations and euro jank to it and it made the first game boring to play. There was never any choice in either of the games. Anyone who likes the first one and hates the second you brought this on yourselves. This humiliation ritual is for you.
I agree, but convincing normies to go back to text in RPG games makes them irrationally upset.

Even after you explain to them how diverting time and resources spent on prettying up the game and adding voiced dialogue into the actual story, writing, and gameplay improves the finished product by giving you way more choices/better gameplay/better writing thanks to the massively reduced dev time/cost, They still can't accept it.
Normies have no imagination and require "realism"(photorealism and voiced protags/npcs) to be immersed in a story. I wonder if these people have ever read a book before.

It's just a massive money and timesink that only helps market the game but what can you do if that's what makes money?

The first game is still good, though. It's just not a classic CRPG.
 
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