Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

30+GameOvers said:
This is a goldmine of cringe
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My verdict after 8 hours of gameplay that no one here asked for:
Pro:
-most characters apart from the gaynigger ones are great
-good dialogue
-open world similiar to the first game
-blacksmithing is neat

The Bad:
-all the gayniggergarbage mentioned previously

The Mid:
-the quests range all from boring fetch quests to very interesting. My perspnal favourite is the one were you track down bandits with an old chad nobleman and an old chad captain

Chunky Salsa said:
The very first voiced female that isn't an old cripple,starts her conversation by mentioning how much better she is at archery than the men; and how if they would just let her compete in the tourney she'd be rich.
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Her quest ends with her being kidnapped, then stabbing the kidnapper from behind when you convince him to release her
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
If Hans is 15 then Vavra included gay child porn into the fucking game. Shame on everyone who is defending this shit. The picture of them naked in bed is even more disgusting and horrifying now.
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Him defending / meme-ing / idfk anymore over it too.

Holy FUCK.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
BTW here is how they portray Christian monks in this game
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Violent drunks, probably pedophiles as well with what Vavra has been tweeting lately. Those poor jews and those enlightened muslims, am I right?
I missed this completely when I was typing about the wench in the gypsy camp
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Reminder that this game was my by C*echs, the ones who glorify a bandit army called the Hussites, who plunched the entire country further into chaos. The Hussites were also supported by small nobles, so that they could do whatever they wanted without the king keeping them in line. To excuse the actions of the Hussites they just made up a bunch of propaganda how all priests are corrupt despite the fact that a law forbid them to own any expensive things decades before the rebellion happened.

Also my buddy Sigismund did nothing wrong. The city I live in was once visited by him and they errected a monument in his honour.
 
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Endless Torment said:
I imagine they aged up the characters to 18 and aren't using historical ages
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While no age is mentioned, in the first game it is stated that Hans is too young to reign, hence why Sir Hanush of Leipa reigns in Rattay. Considering at that time it wasn't unusual for all kinds of high ranking people to be very young (Hynce Ptáček of Pirkštejn for example got into posession of Rattay at age 14 and soon after became the highest ranking Hofmeister in Bohemia) i think that Hans is far from 18 in the game actually, otherwise they wouldn't state that he was 'too young'. So yeah, it's not pedophilia (why do people always get it wrong?) but actually hebephilia what Vavra is apparently liking.
 
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The Evil Midnight Bomber said:
Axes are admittedly kind of hard to use in combat because you can easily miss with the blade and hit your enemy with only the handle, plus they're less nimble than swords so you have to be more deliberate with your strikes and you have to still align the blade properly so the axe doesn't just glance off, but at least you can use most of them as tools.
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hence why you have the majority of your levy infantry using spears as they are inherently very easy to use, keep you relatively safe as the enemy was usually out of range to hit you with other weapons (excepting larger polearms or spears) and much easier to thrust into a small opening or gap.
 
Endless Torment said:
I imagine they aged up the characters to 18 and aren't using historical ages
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Varva in his tweet when being accused of this COULD of just said "he's 18" but didn't So I don't buy this. Like this is very simple, hes doing less damage control than "1000 year old dragon loli" excuse. Let that sink in.

Also this is definitely against steam TOS so if one WANTED to report them, a copy of the archived tweet https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ql5RD MIGHT end up doing something.

including any other proof hes 15, like wikipedia articles or screenshots or WHATEVER might also help. (its easy to find anywhere saying hans capon is 15 anywhere, like here https://kingdom-come-deliverance.fandom.com/wiki/Hans_Capon ) along with a link to proof of the scene in question. It shows nudity and sex so, it SHOULD be pretty dead to rights in far as reporting goes.

Report can be done via the flag button halfway down on the store page, I believe with "children exploitation" option? unsure how it would be technically classified, but its absolutely against TOS, so mentioning this in a report might do something.

inb4 someone gives me some "personal army" bs, plenty here obviously don't like the game, I'm just pointing shit out.

Also if anyone could get me a screencap of in game info confirming his age, this would be helpful.
 
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One thing I noticed is that people wielding melee weapons don't charge at you as near as much as they use to, in KCD I could barely get maybe one show off before hacking me to pieces in this game they actually just... stand there... contemplating on what to do or something idk. This doesn't happen all the time but I don't think it ever happened to me in the first game.

I think whatever is going on there might also be why it's easier to avoid getting surrounded now as well.
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
Varva in his tweet when being accused of this COULD of just said "he's 18" but didn't So I don't buy this. Like this is very simple, hes doing less damage control than "1000 year old dragon loli" excuse. Let that sink in.

Also this is definitely against steam TOS so if one WANTED to report them, a copy of the archived tweet https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ql5RD MIGHT end up doing something.

including any other proof hes 15, like wikipedia articles or screenshots or WHATEVER might also help. (its easy to find anywhere saying hans capon is 15 anywhere, like here https://kingdom-come-deliverance.fandom.com/wiki/Hans_Capon )

Report can be done via the flag button halfway down on the store page, I believe with "children exploitation" option? unsure how it would be technically classified, but its absolutely against TOS, so mentioning this in a report might do something.

inb4 someone gives me some "personal army" bs, plenty here obviously don't like the game, I'm just pointing shit out.

Also if anyone could get me a screencap of in game info confirming his age, this would be helpful.
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I went on youtube and found the codex entry for Hans in 1 and I refuse to play 2 so I don't know what it says in 2.
Three things flagging is gay, against this sites rules, and it's a codex of historical fact and not an in game biography.kingdom come 1.png
 
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Endless Torment said:
Two things flagging is gay, against this sites rules
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Well, shit. I guess a mod can do what they must. sorry about that. Then again, this SHOULD be a clear cut issue, its against tos, its underage depiction of sex.... Its not like its flagging random BS falsely. That said I'll accept whatever the mods deem necessary I guess.

Also going by that, and everything I see saying 2 takes place in 1402-1403 definitely places him at 15 or so.
 
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Still can't believe they made Henry a sissy beta bitch for the Cumans. Imagine if Henry turns into a bloodthisrty madman every time he see them and that's why he lands in shit. Or learns to let go by banging every maid he sees or by being a gentleman and doing chivalry things. That would have been rpgy. But we can't have good things huh. Instead Henry is liking dead bodies for some fucking jew. Just what the fuck is going on at Faghorse studios.
Dont play this. Dont pirate this
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Musa is starting to grow on me, at least as a reaction image shitpost fodder
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WHYTE PEEPOO DON'T SPICE THEIR FOOD
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BTW here is how they portray Christian monks in this game
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Violent drunks, probably pedophiles as well with what Vavra has been tweeting lately. Those poor jews and those enlightened muslims, am I right?
I missed this completely when I was typing about the wench in the gypsy camp
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"Historically Accurate"
These people are straight up just putting their fetishes in the game
Lastly, SmashJT wrote a response on his pro-KCD2 video, where he said gays are not a big deal
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Do you forgive him, boys?
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I am starting to think this whole character is just a giant shitpost.
I am just waiting for him to mention Wakanda, how Bohemians can't jump or how the spear is the most perfect weapon there is.
 
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