Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

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When Henry meets Musa and gets lectured by the latter.
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I'd say it's cringe but feel free to decide for yourself:

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i can't watch this
it's like a parody of what people say woke shit is but worse
that's most of modern woke shit anyway: it's so ludicrous that you can't distinguish the difference between satire and reality at this point
 
This is correct, but I wasn't attempting to imply the PEASANTS were necessarily always prudish or saintly, but I still think even the peasants would still have arranged marriages just because making the next generation was critical, since getting behind on things, and being an old couple with no kids made you a dead weight on the town, and NOBODY wanted that since people felt this greater then. Doesn't mean brothels and other shit couldn't happen, or that everyone did this persay, but my point was it was of a GREATER social focus to have children and raise them. If a man could do that and still visited a brothel, sure, maybe it was frowned on if known, but if he kept his family cared for, this was otherwise tolerated, since his "duty" as a man was being done. The real element of crime was more about not raising kids / abandoning them.

Infact since many peasants were seen as psudo property under lords and kings, its sensible that they would be invested in them breeding too, just so a kings son would have another generation of peasants to lord over. So forced marriages could even be arranged BY the king / lord. "hey, heres a girl from the next town over, make babies so your son can make crops for my son in 20 years. NO, this isn't a choice, do it or ill FUCKING KILL YOU".

So you aren't wrong, they definitely had brothels, hookups, infidelity, sex out of wedlock, rapes, ect, but as far as CHILDBIRTH went, society was framed with responsibility towards it even more than now. There was no CPS back then, so it was intense social pressure since fatherless children / lack of children was a MUCH nastier issue for the time. Its one of the reasons rapes lead into forced weddings, many wrongly believe it was a "reward" for the man, when it was actually more like a "you break it, you buy it" policy. Knocked a woman up? either your life is serving her, caring for her and raising her kid now OR....we will lynch you in the worst possible ways. It was EFFECTIVELY an easy remedy to prevent bastard children with no man around to care for them, if you force a marriage under the point of a sword.

its also why the church was big, since it effectively functioned ALSO as an orphanage in many cases in situations where fatherless children did become an issue, but the biggest bullwark against it breaking down society was intense social pressure, ALSO provided by the church. Definitely didn't work 100% of the time, but worked ENOUGH to keep shit from crumbling.
I was not really contradicting you, your post was rather reasonable.

One of the problems that fatherless children posed was that they were outside of the feudal system and didn't have anything to inherit, no trade to learn and no land to farm. Many of them were either destined for crime, try their luck in a city or enlist as a fighter. For women, options were even more slim, many only had prostitution or very menial work.

One of the few ways to actually better your station and have a "career", for both genders, was the church.
Becoming a monk or nun gave them security, room and board and secure employment. If they were talented and diligent enough, even the lowborn could rise far in the church-structure.
It also kept them from having children, and was a very effective tool for keeping the population stable.

One thing KCD1 and 2 excel at is showing a somewhat realistic view in the lives of the people of the era. How their tools looked, what they ate and drank, how mostly untamed nature was, etc. I am not in Kuttenberg yet, but I am looking forward to it. I have actually visited the city numerous times, and it was a very good choice to recreate because the city still has most of its medieval bones in its architecture.
There are only a few things that are of course absurd, like the number of bandits.
I will judge the inclusion of Jews and Gypsys when I come to it, but it will be surely an overall positive despiction of them.

One historical tidbit is actually interesting in that context, Charles lV, the father of the feuding brothers Wenzel and Sigismund, was the one who wrote the "constitution" of the Holy Roman Empire, the golden bull. One of the laws in it was just how the Jews would be handled.
He himself was rather friendly to the Jews in his own Kingdom of Bohemia, on Imperial Level, he let the Princes handle them however they wished, which was also part of the golden bull. At the time, Bohemia was probably more friendly to Jews than most other Principalities of the HRE. This changed only shortly after the succession war despicted in the game, the Hussites were much more hostile to Jews, as were the neighboring Archduke of Austria, who would be Sigismund's successor as Emperor. That guy's name was Albrecht, and he headed a Pogrom against the Viennese Jews that gave them the choices to either leave Austria without their belongings, convert or get burned at the Pyre. The house of Luxemburg ended with Sigismund, and he groomed Albrecht, his son-in law as his successor. That was actually the beginning of the nearly unbroken Habsburg rule of the Empire until its dissolution through Franz ll.
Here a contemporary depiction of the Viennese Pogrom:
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This guy DEI Detected Dragon Quest 3 Remake because of some minor censoring and nothing more, and yes it was nothing more because I fucking played the game and nothing besides that was really changed. And no the gay English speak doesn’t count because that’s been a part of English Dragon Quest since this series used to be Dragon Warrior. Yet he is conflicted and wants to do extra research on a game that actively changes and adds gay sex scenes and blacks to a place that wouldn’t have them. These people are just a bunch of grifters.
Kabrutus should include KCD2 on his list. But the DQ3 remake should also be included. Specifically for changing the choice in gender to type A/B. As if censoring the outfits wasn't enough.

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It was such a ridiculous change that even DQ creator Yuji Hori and former Toriyama editor Kazuki Torishima talked about how ridiculous it was. Later in the interview they also talked about how the censorship was done to try to appease the West. This interview was notably taken down in an attempt at damage control.

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The stupid blimey English accents aren't woke but should be mocked anyway cause they suck ass and are annoying to read. They are also a specific invention after DQ8's similar writing style was well received. The big difference is that had voice acting and mostly came from the party member Yangus instead of EVERYBODY. The NES games had completely acceptable translations but the remakes had to make it all borderline unreadable.


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The amount of people that just shit directly into your mouth as soon as they meet you is unreal, and probably half of these are essential npcs to.

Geralt would and has fucking killed people for doing this shit.
Synth legit spend 2 hours trying to get revenge of the peasants, guards and that innkeeper bitch in the intro. Turns out half of them are immortal Bethesda NPCs, and even if they weren't you're so weak at the start that you're not going to be able to kill the entire town after the intro. Hell, you will be lucky to kill one guard and that's after you knocked one out and stole his gear, then you have to run for your life and hide from the rest of the town. You can't even punish the people who humiliated you, it might as well be an extension to the whooping you receive at the start.
I will judge the inclusion of Jews and Gypsys when I come to it, but it will be surely an overall positive despiction of them.
Word of advice: Gypsy camp is bugged, if you commit any crime there they will be forever aggroed as the guards don't have the same script as the town guards, ie you can't tell them you dindu nuffin and instead the entire town aggroes forever like in a Bethesda game. I am pretty sure there is essential NPCs you can't kill there as well. Once Synth came back after starting a massacre there, the moment he came back they all fled to the forest like a pack of animals and he hunted them down on his horse, it was hilarious to watch. This happened several times since the game kept sending him back there, like a running skit.
 
Kabrutus should include KCD2 on his list. But the DQ3 remake should also be included. Specifically for changing the choice in gender to type A/B. As if censoring the outfits wasn't enough.

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It was such a ridiculous change that even DQ creator Yuji Hori and former Toriyama editor Kazuki Torishima talked about how ridiculous it was. Later in the interview they also talked about how the censorship was done to try to appease the West. This interview was notably taken down in an attempt at damage control.

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The stupid blimey English accents aren't woke but should be mocked anyway cause they suck ass and are annoying to read. They are also a specific invention after DQ8's similar writing style was well received. The big difference is that had voice acting and mostly came from the party member Yangus instead of EVERYBODY. The NES games had completely acceptable translations but the remakes had to make it all borderline unreadable.


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I know it's all the same to you burger lovers but the example at the bottom there is a Scottish accent...not English.
 
Once Synth came back after starting a massacre there, the moment he came back they all fled to the forest like a pack of animals and he hunted them down on his horse, it was hilarious to watch. This happened several times since the game kept sending him back there, like a running skit.
This is what the game should be like, a true medieval experience, unleashing God's wrath upon the gypsies and giving them the pogrom they richly deserve.
 
When Henry meets Musa and gets lectured by the latter.
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I'd say it's cringe but feel free to decide for yourself:

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All I can think about this is: WE

I'm pretty sure you could replace the Assassin's Creed footage with that Musa conversation and it would be the same result.
 
Kabrutus should include KCD2 on his list. But the DQ3 remake should also be included. Specifically for changing the choice in gender to type A/B. As if censoring the outfits wasn't enough.

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It was such a ridiculous change that even DQ creator Yuji Hori and former Toriyama editor Kazuki Torishima talked about how ridiculous it was. Later in the interview they also talked about how the censorship was done to try to appease the West. This interview was notably taken down in an attempt at damage control.

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The stupid blimey English accents aren't woke but should be mocked anyway cause they suck ass and are annoying to read. They are also a specific invention after DQ8's similar writing style was well received. The big difference is that had voice acting and mostly came from the party member Yangus instead of EVERYBODY. The NES games had completely acceptable translations but the remakes had to make it all borderline unreadable.


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If your going to use the body thing then I hope your going to class Elden Ring as woke. Though I’ll agree with you on the stupid old English, I’ve always hated it and wish they would stop doing it but I’ll take that over ruining it like they have with Final Fantasy. So it could be a megaton levels of worse.
 
Synth legit spend 2 hours trying to get revenge of the peasants, guards and that innkeeper bitch in the intro. Turns out half of them are immortal Bethesda NPCs, and even if they weren't you're so weak at the start that you're not going to be able to kill the entire town after the intro. Hell, you will be lucky to kill one guard and that's after you knocked one out and stole his gear, then you have to run for your life and hide from the rest of the town. You can't even punish the people who humiliated you, it might as well be an extension to the whooping you receive at the start.

Word of advice: Gypsy camp is bugged, if you commit any crime there they will be forever aggroed as the guards don't have the same script as the town guards, ie you can't tell them you dindu nuffin and instead the entire town aggroes forever like in a Bethesda game. I am pretty sure there is essential NPCs you can't kill there as well. Once Synth came back after starting a massacre there, the moment he came back they all fled to the forest like a pack of animals and he hunted them down on his horse, it was hilarious to watch. This happened several times since the game kept sending him back there, like a running skit.
No wonder Gypsys get mad if you steal, that's their job.

Fun fact: Here is more pictures of where Musa "My culture is superior to yours, barbarian" of Mali came from!
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This is what the only known white man who has ventured into that territory at the time had to say about them:
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That sandcastle is also rather contemporary, 19th century I believe. Who knows how it looked in the 14th century.
Could have been more respectable, actually. The only thing the current one has going for it is novelty.
 
If your going to use the body thing then I hope your going to class Elden Ring as woke. Though I’ll agree with you on the stupid old English, I’ve always hated it and wish they would stop doing it but I’ll take that over ruining it like they have with Final Fantasy. So it could be a megaton levels of worse.
I agree. Elden Ring is woke. Easily the worst Souls game too. At least DS2 had decent level design.
 
If your going to use the body thing then I hope your going to class Elden Ring as woke. Though I’ll agree with you on the stupid old English, I’ve always hated it and wish they would stop doing it but I’ll take that over ruining it like they have with Final Fantasy. So it could be a megaton levels of worse.
I think them doing it in Elden Ring is gay too. But I can at least cope and say this was planned by the original creators (lol absolutely not, Bandai gets all kind of DEI investment)

The DQ3 remake makes an explicit and conscious change to a game so old that it could father the majority of zoomers who would want the change in the first place. It's an insidious tactic using beloved franchises to try and astroturf support for unpopular decisions. And the creators explicitly and publicly called it retarded.
 
To any retards who actually think historically 12 year-olds we fucking and having kids, childbirth is a legitimate danger, and minors giving birth to kids in the modern day requires immense medical resources to ensure the girl and/or her child doesn't just fucking die.

The average life expectancy shit is fucking cope and an abuse of statatistics. Many people didn't make it to 5, and there are several cultures where you didnt even give a child a name until they were old enough to actually have a good chance of survival. This craters the "average life expectancy", but again, people don't understand what the numbers mean.

Additionally, people actually did live to be 50+, and it wasnt some crazy rare unknown thing to have an old person exist. Hell, the game has old men and old hags that you meet an it's never a strange encounter.

Tl;dr minors aren't having kids because it would fucking kill the girls. No girls, no women, no women, no kids, no kids, no village. (Excpetions to be made for elite pedophiles just like the modern day)
 
To any retards who actually think historically 12 year-olds we fucking and having kids, childbirth is a legitimate danger, and minors giving birth to kids in the modern day requires immense medical resources to ensure the girl and/or her child doesn't just fucking die.
Well duh
they were fucking at 15 instead, like normal hormonal teenagers

Besides, the issue being talked about here is Henry and Hans being teenage faggots all of a sudden after potentially drunk/drug fucking a girl or two in the former's case and getting it on with the literal hoes in the latter's.
 
To any retards who actually think historically 12 year-olds we fucking and having kids, childbirth is a legitimate danger, and minors giving birth to kids in the modern day requires immense medical resources to ensure the girl and/or her child doesn't just fucking die.

The average life expectancy shit is fucking cope and an abuse of statatistics. Many people didn't make it to 5, and there are several cultures where you didnt even give a child a name until they were old enough to actually have a good chance of survival. This craters the "average life expectancy", but again, people don't understand what the numbers mean.

Additionally, people actually did live to be 50+, and it wasnt some crazy rare unknown thing to have an old person exist. Hell, the game has old men and old hags that you meet an it's never a strange encounter.

Tl;dr minors aren't having kids because it would fucking kill the girls. No girls, no women, no women, no kids, no kids, no village. (Excpetions to be made for elite pedophiles just like the modern day)
In a lot of Africa and the Middle East today as in 2025 12-15 year old girls are getting pregnant and giving birth.

It's a Tumblr/reddit postmodern fantasy that in 1405 some shit smeared peasant was like "whoa Hanz, stop right there' she's a minor, you have to wait until she's 18."

You can acknowledge a historical reality while also acknowledging that by modern standards something is bad.
 
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