normal intro
valentine's day cameo ad, i think reused from last year
opens up on a retarded jpeg with a tombstone on it, saying "cruncher supreme, 2024-2025"
narration "dearly beloved we're gathered here..." about the fucking chicken burger
oh never mind, this is a funeral for all KFC food due to the "health and wellbeing of Queen Beezer"
She just woke up from a nap
No makeup, looks like a nun
Hasn't eaten today yet
HUGE bag
This is gonna be the last KFC
Coke zero is so much better than... we'll never know
There were some really good deals
Twister, spicy cruncher, fries and a box of chilli cheese fries.
Because they've ordered there so many times, they were sent free 2 piece strips
She just threw a handful of regular fries in with the chilli cheese fries, normal fries are boring to have
Oh she's mixing it all together. Oh the humanity.
Julia is watching her
Bismillah
This is genuinely disgusting, she just put one of the free strips into the ranch and just tore at it
She looks hungry, she's chomping wetly.
How is she supposed to not love this food?
Forkful of fries, looks like she's about to cum
Planning a restart
She's planning on doing it alone
Big lifestyle change
Has therapy tomorrow
Planning on digging up her prescription for diabetes thing
She has some things in the work
It's a really crunch, sloppy mukbang
You can see the filters moving around on her face, I'm not usually one to believe they're as strong as they are, but you can see it in real-time genuinely sculpting her
She hasn't had KFC in a while - 2 weeks ago.
She's squinting at the camera
DOUBLE CHIN!!!!
Saving the twister, eating the cruncher
God she just keeps going from the fries to the burger, she doesn't even wait to swallow before she's taking a bite of the burger
Opening a topic for discussion (be respectful):
There's this huge thing on TikTok. People who e-beg.
In her opinion, if you make content in return for money that's not begging. If you're entertaining people, there's nothing wrong with people throwing a few bucks to a creator.
BUT!
There's some people that's been coming up on her FYP, she fell down a rabbithole
Beg-tok. People trying to out scammers.
She doesn't think these people are scamming by asking for money, maybe. Someone like Lisa Richard, but she's got drug addiction.
Well technically it is scamming, but she's not okay.
TikTok has become a new outlet for panhandling.
She keeps jabbing her fork into the fries, desperate to get as many as she can on one stab.
What do we think about this?
After getting these blessings, they don't try and improve themselves, they just laze around.
They don't look for a job or whatever.
It's hard for people, especially if you have no ID. She gets that.
She's spilling chicken crumbs all over herself.
She doesn't like to speak from a position of being better than someone who's down on their luck. At least do some content.
How people want to spend their money is up to them.
Ranch and chilli genuinely coating her lips. She licks it off her lips.
She doesn't have a firm opinion.
There's a lot of jumpcuts in this video, which is weird.
Her entire head moves when she chews, which I thought I've never seen a human do before. I had to autistically test this by chewing gum in the mirror, and whatcha know, my whole head doesn't move when I chew. Thanks Chantal for teaching me something about myself.
Hateful people don't see e-beggars as human.
Now onto the burger. She does the thing where she dips what she's already chewed into the ranch.
It's not long term sustainable to e-beg. She keeps calling donations "blessings"
You should make a youtube channel, sign up to the creator fund and do a transformation series from homeless to job
They're so rude, using racial slurs and...... calling people bums
What's that saying? You get more bees with honey.
If you're disappointed she's eating KFC, just know this is a funeral
Scrapes the last of the ranch using her burger
She has to plan a lifestyle upheaval, and some new content
Scrapes the crumbs onto the floor / whatever underneath her desk
She's full
KFC in Kuwait is off the chain, she wishes it wasn't
She got grossed out by it the last time she ate it
She's happy homeless people are staying out of the cold in winter, but they shouldn't insult people
She doesn't know what to think.
Just recapping her vapid opinions.
This will be the last time she has KFC. She's never had a KFC funeral.
Fin.
