Steven Carver / Saberspark / Saberspark 64 / Sabersteve - Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.

I was a Teenage “JA”-man said:
just watched it. wow god forbid someone has a biased opinion on something, fucking hell I knew it was bad but I didn’t know it was THIS bad. His opinion was “DEY DONT MAKE FUN OF DA BOTH SIEDZ!“ also bold of him to talk about office jobs when he makes bank sitting there and talking about bluey

edit: speaking of bluey adults, I don’t think me or my wife have ever sat down for five minutes and watched bluey with our daughter.
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I’m at the point and have seen way too many single and creepy looking men watching Bluey just because they like that I assume they are all pedos. I’ve seen the whole series because my son, likes it and I watch everything he watches just to make sure it’s not trying to make him gay or something. But there’s no time in my life where I’d just pop on an episode and watch it on my own time. These people are fucking creepy and they can’t even use the excuse with shit like the old Batman cartoon. Bluey is a little kids show, through and through.
 
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What's the appeal of Bluey? I see merchandise of it everywhere now instead of Spongebob. I never watched it myself cause it just looked boring, the main characters are literally just recolors of themselves. Even Peppa Pig apparently had some funny clips, but I never see any clips with Bluey.

As a side note, if Saber troons out I'd be sad, just because I used to like his content and reviewed stuff I'd never know about otherwise (like Squirrel and Hedgehog). Manchild genocide needs to end.
 
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Super Mario Brothers said:
What's the appeal of Bluey? I see merchandise of it everywhere now instead of Spongebob. I never watched it myself cause it just looked boring, the main characters are literally just recolors of themselves. Even Peppa Pig apparently had some funny clips, but I never see any clips with Bluey.
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Heckin' cyoot and wholesum 100 chungus show for babyfurs, Redditors, and selfish millennial parents.
 
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This has been funny. Apparently it got so out of hand in Saberspark’s subreddit that they had to delete all talk of FT.

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FT has also been popping off in his own comments section:

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I used to like Saberspark but a while ago I started noticing that he disproportionately critiques conservative media while ignoring the god-awful shit from the left (i.e. My Cartoon President). Like yes, a lot of Christian movies are bad, I won't deny that. But he attempts to appear neutral and fails at it.

His critique of Seamus takes everything out of context and completely misses a lot of the jokes and irony. I hope Saber realizes this with how many people have brought it up.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Reminder that Saberspark helped a man groom a woman he met when she was 14 and he was 25 into marriage and helping her cut contact with her family because her parents thought that was disgusting.
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Was this that Cosmodore controversy? He supported this one instance of child marriage?

Guess you can take the evangelical out of church but you can't take the evangelical mindset out.
 
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The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
Do we need to archive/ptube any of Saberspark's jabs or we good?
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No, Seamus pretty much puts them all in his vid.
Kari Kamiya said:
Was this that Cosmodore controversy? He supported this one instance of child marriage?

Guess you can take the evangelical out of church but you can't take the evangelical mindset out.
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No, this was something different. Cosmodore groomed an underage girl and (I think) tried to get a then-underage LS Mark to sleep in the same bed as him when they went to a Crush 40 concert together. He was then ostracized by the entire cartoon-reviewing sphere, Saber included.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
who hates religious cartoons with a passion
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This made his Veggietales video border on unwatchable at times for me.

It's a really interesting story but of course he has to take pot shots at everything religious every minute or so, except when praising the show because "oh it's not too preachy!" (Because of course that's the part he cares about).

Shut the fuck up and document, I don't need to hear your reddit enlightened atheist takes on every single thing that happens.
 
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Strangolapreti said:
Yeah, Saberspark's comment on freedomtoons were quite retarded.
What the fuck was that shit on dudebros showing him videos and he being forced to smile?
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Isn't FreedomToons like milquetoast as fuck? Why the fuck would he go after him?

MugolEx said:
Saberspark is an example of someone having an undeserved ego. He spent years wasting his time on reviewing cartoon shows for kids, and because he became an authority on that for some reason, he believes he's an authority on anything animated.

I love how easy Seamus was able to imitate Saberspark's style effortlessly down to how he talks. I bet he spent all of five minutes on each .png while Saberspark has never animated anything once. Really shows the difference in effort from making an animation every week compared to the slop Saberspark or just about any other .png cartoon reviewer does.
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Seamus is a bit of a comedian outside of his drawings. He's no Chris Rock or anything but the reason why Seamus is good at this shit is because he has a sense of humor, which Saberspark lacks.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
Was this that Cosmodore controversy? He supported this one instance of child marriage?
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No, Saberspark was Blackgryphon. I don’t remember all the details, but he helped him get with the voice actress for Sweetie Belle from MLP. They married when she was an adult, but that doesn’t change the fact that they started bonding when she was a minor.
 
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