Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

The issue I take with Kingdom Coom isn't even the fact that there is gay sex. Its that you are molesting a child and the marketing seems to play that off as some kind of fucking win for civil rights.
I haven't played either of these games so I have to ask: is this a graphic scene, like one of the comically bad sex scenes in Baldur's Gate 3? Are the two characters actually figures in folklore who were gay in reality? Or is this purely fanfiction by the developer?
 
I watched the Hans and Henry sexy times and I am disappointed.


  1. Fails even basic fujoshi 101 storytelling.
  2. Sudden kiss, straight to sex.
  3. No morning after talk and cuddling.
  4. Terribly flat voice acting. Not much emotion detected.
(2) is a very common fujoshi trope, but fujoshi fangals also expect a lot of cuddling and PDA that the Dragon Age franchise perfected. Even Greedfall has better "my backside is yours" romances.

Verdict: disappointed. I thought I'd be getting more man love. If Vulva Man wants to become the fujoshi's first choice, he needs to step up his game.
 
I haven't played either of these games so I have to ask: is this a graphic scene, like one of the comically bad sex scenes in Baldur's Gate 3? Are the two characters actually figures in folklore who were gay in reality? Or is this purely fanfiction by the developer?
Full buck ass naked scene.
hans is "BASED" on historical figure, but obviously wasn't a giant faggot in history.
the codex bio lists him as both "underage" and 15 during the time period.
So its about as historically correct as a fanfic about hitler sucking 1000 jew dicks in a row.
 
"muh freedom" is Bethesda advertising cancer and the reason they haven't written a good story since Morrowind.
If you're not invested in the story to the point you're angry about it "occupying your time" then you shouldn't play a story heavy game
Morrowind has a jrpg story. The lore of morrowind and side quests are fun but main story sucks.
 
Full buck ass naked scene.
hans is "BASED" on historical figure, but obviously wasn't a giant faggot in history.
the codex bio lists him as both "underage" and 15 during the time period.
So its about as historically correct as a fanfic about hitler sucking 1000 jew dicks in a row.
Sounds unforgivably gay and stupid if true. Maybe one of his surviving relatives running a bakery in Rataje nad Sázavou can sue the developer for overtly implying his distant relative was getting raped as a kid.
 
The characters and time period portrayed are real, and the first game was made famous BECAUSE it was historically accurate.
It had always been historic fiction, what the fuck are you talking about? It is "historically accurate" in that the towns are decently modelled and the characters had some real world counterparts and an outline of similar events happened IRL, but it's fanfiction, Sigismund is portrayed incorrectly, details on the Hussites and the Cumans are anachronistic, many characters are made up or their positions changed, and the actual plot of the game outside of events like the sacking of Skalitz is made up.
It's as much of a documentary as Kingdom of Heaven.

It's blatant that certain demographics have zeroed in on KCD 2 as a "target" for gay culture war shit and are bending themselves backwards to find something, anything to attack it with, but muh it's actually underage is grasping at straws.
 
I haven't played either of these games so I have to ask: is this a graphic scene, like one of the comically bad sex scenes in Baldur's Gate 3? Are the two characters actually figures in folklore who were gay in reality? Or is this purely fanfiction by the developer?
I’ve only seen clips but it looks like it’s just two clothed characters smacking lips. If they went full Bioware and had those softcore porn sex scenes I’m 100% convinced i would have seen it in a tweet.

Edit: I was wrong. Hope someone makes a no gay mod in the game even though you’d have to seek out to see it.
 
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The 16th century isn't Medieval times. It's reformation era when morality changes. And Yeah, one Pollack in the 1500s who made a mockery of a sacrament. Imagine how many faggots were discreetly faggoting while that guy burned.
If you're going to get pedantic, I recommend you look up how many people in 14th to 15th century Italian city states ended up getting executed or going to prison after getting accused of sodomy. Hell it became common enough to accuse somebody you hated of being a fudge packer that they had to update the laws to make them more stringent.
 
I haven't played either of these games so I have to ask: is this a graphic scene, like one of the comically bad sex scenes in Baldur's Gate 3? Are the two characters actually figures in folklore who were gay in reality? Or is this purely fanfiction by the developer?

As I understand its an optional romance option.

I personally think its fucking stupid given the setting but I also had the impression is was an rpg where you make a character and choose your own path.

The thing that bothered me was finding out the gay sex in the game was child rape. Not like, an optional set of choices someone could make leading to a purely consensual gay scene, in a fucking genre about players changing the outcome of the fucking story.

I wasn't at all aware of the fact that the characters were based off of real people either.

So not only are the devs putting child rape in their game, they are also using an actual persons likeness? And then people are trying to play it off as if people are hateful for having a problem with this?

I believe in player freedom. But this is just a blatant endorsement of gay child rape as far as I understand.

Fuck Kingdom Coom. I'll stick to better games. Mount and Blade, Dark Souls, Soul Ash 2.

Hells Quart is also a banger but I get terrible performance on my pc.

Fuck kingdom coom.
 
I’ve only seen clips but it looks like it’s just two clothed characters smacking lips. If they went full Bioware and had those softcore porn sex scenes I’m 100% convinced i would have seen it in a tweet.


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Maybe one of his surviving relatives running a bakery in Rataje nad Sázavou can sue the developer for overtly implying his distant relative was getting raped as a kid.
I honestly REALLY like this idea, holy shit.

No idea where they are, but I think thats legally a doable case. Not that it would 100% be a win, but its enough for a court to examine it.
 
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Can someone explain the eating corpses thing I've seen people reference?

Better yet - is there a definitive list of all of the things this game does that people hate? The thread is moving incredibly fast

What I think is correct - Add things I've missed or correct anything that is not true

There's:

Uppity nigger
A) lectures you about your society
B) claims you don't season your food (hilarious)
C) claims he will steal your woman
D) claims his society treats women better

Cumans
A) You ally with them to defend Jews even though Cumans killed your family in the first game

Jews
A) Have a historically inaccurate settlement outside of the city
B) Can't be killed (I think)
C) Something about creating a golem by making the main character eat bits of corpses? (Seriously, wtf)

Romances
Main romance from last game cucks the main character?
There is more than one gay romance option - including your half brother?!?! (incest too! Fucking hell)
Hans is fifteen and you sodomise him. (The big controversy)
 
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"Imagine that women at the time were married at the age of 12 and had children. Also they needed witnesses during first sex"

Women at the time, 12 years old...

We really need to put this idea that medieval people fucked children on the regular into the ground.

Being protective of your kids is not a modern invention and people back then knew that early childbirth was dangerous so doubly so for girls "a 15 year old noble boy fucking his maid was less of an issue than a 15 year old girl fucking a manservant"

We can actually check how young the mother was when their first child was born

Here are the ages at which queens of England, France, and Spain (1200–1600) had their first children, followed by an updated average.


England​

  • Eleanor of Provence (Henry III) – First child at 19
  • Eleanor of Castile (Edward I) – First child at 15
  • Isabella of France (Edward II) – First child at 17
  • Philippa of Hainault (Edward III) – First child at 16
  • Anne of Bohemia (Richard II) – No children
  • Isabella of Valois (Richard II) – No children
  • Catherine of Valois (Henry V) – First child at 20
  • Margaret of Anjou (Henry VI) – First child at 23
  • Elizabeth Woodville (Edward IV) – First child at 24
  • Anne Neville (Richard III) – First child at 18
  • Elizabeth of York (Henry VII) – First child at 20
  • Catherine of Aragon (Henry VIII) – First surviving child at 30 (earlier miscarriages)
  • Anne Boleyn (Henry VIII) – First child at 32
  • Jane Seymour (Henry VIII) – First child at 28
  • Anne of Cleves (Henry VIII) – No children
  • Catherine Howard (Henry VIII) – No children
  • Catherine Parr (Henry VIII) – First child at 36 (after Henry’s death)
  • Mary I (Philip II of Spain) – No children
  • Elizabeth I – No children

France

  • Blanche of Castile (Louis VIII) – First child at 17
  • Margaret of Provence (Louis IX) – First child at 19
  • Jeanne of Navarre (Philip IV) – First child at 17
  • Jeanne of Burgundy (Philip V) – First child at 18
  • Joan the Lame (Philip VI) – First child at 18
  • Joan of Bourbon (Charles V) – First child at 18
  • Isabeau of Bavaria (Charles VI) – First child at 16
  • Marie of Anjou (Charles VII) – First child at 19
  • Charlotte of Savoy (Louis XI) – First child at 17
  • Anne of Brittany (Charles VIII & Louis XII) – First child at 16
  • Catherine de' Medici (Henry II) – First child at 24
  • Mary, Queen of Scots (Francis II) – No children
  • Elisabeth of Austria (Charles IX) – No children
  • Louise of Lorraine (Henry III) – No children
  • Marie de' Medici (Henry IV) – First child at 25

Spain (Castile & Aragon)

  • Berengaria of Castile (Alfonso IX of León) – First child at 19
  • Maria de Molina (Sancho IV of Castile) – First child at 16
  • Eleanor of Guzmán (mistress of Alfonso XI) – First child at 17
  • Joanna of Portugal (Henry IV of Castile) – First child at 18
  • Isabella I of Castile (Ferdinand II of Aragon) – First child at 23
  • Joanna of Castile (Philip the Handsome) – First child at 19
  • Isabella of Portugal (Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor) – First child at 24
  • Mary of Portugal (Philip II of Spain) – First child at 18
  • Elisabeth of Valois (Philip II of Spain) – First child at 19
  • Anna of Austria (Philip II of Spain) – First child at 21




The Fourth Lateran Council (1215) and Medieval Canon Law on Marriage Age

The Fourth Lateran Council (1215) was a major church council that codified many aspects of medieval Christian doctrine, including marriage laws. According to medieval canon law, which governed marriage in Christian Europe:
  • The minimum age for marriage was set at 12 for girls and 14 for boys.
  • However, consummation was not required immediately and was expected to wait until both spouses reached puberty (often interpreted as the girl beginning menstruation).
Philippe de Beaumanoir, a 13th-century French jurist, wrote the Coutumes de Beauvaisis, a legal text describing customary laws in northern France. He states that while a girl could be formally married at a young age, the marriage was not fully binding (i.e., could not be consummated) until she reached a biologically appropriate age.

Marriage at 12 Did Not Mean Immediate Consummation

Being married at 12 did not mean that consummation happened immediately. In most cases, the girl continued to live with her family until she reached puberty. This process took longer in the medieval period than today because they were not pumped full of estrogen.

Even for political reasons, it was in a family's best interest to delay consummation, as an underage mother dying in childbirth would be a disaster. Yes, they waited.

Was the Wedding Night Observed?

The idea that couples were watched on their first night is mostly a myth. While noble marriages sometimes involved rituals proving consummation (such as displaying bedsheets), no one physically observed the act.
 
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