Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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31 Black said:
...there are pictures of his crotch...? :cryblood:
Please tell me it's at least not poo covered.
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I'm not posting them, but, curiosity owns my sad pathetic life, and I've looked at one of those "leg sour" videos he posts. I think Poopsquatch has one on the Squatch Watch playlist.

It looks like a brain fungus growing out from under the diaper crotch.
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Coily the Spring Sprite said:
Possibly stupid question but how do they test him for autism without his malingering interfering? Is there a physical component that's testable? If it's some sort of standardized test he's going to give the most autistic sounding answer every time. Most people being tested most likely do *not* want to have autism so answer truthfully.
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You have Andy in an interview room with a two-way mirror so that observers watch and they administer the real test on Andy. They can send someone in there and the test is the one Andy doesn't realize he's taking.
 
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Scorpion From MK said:
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For anyone that watched:
I liked this video quite a bit, Andy was profoundly eager to share his expertise on fucking over nursing homes bark orders at his dad, and Thomas didn't give a fuck about catering to Andy with attention, as he ignored him numerous times throughout the entire video. Andy was practically begging his dad to give him time of day. When Tom pointed him towards calling his mom, Andy couldn't give a fuck less and said as much. But when Andy called his mom, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about himself until she made a hasty exit. Thomas then got a round two with ol Butterbean.

I don't think I will ever hear so sincerely in anyone's voice the wanting desire to be kicked off this mortal coil as soon as humanly possible as I hear when I listen to Tom talk to Andy.
 
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Scorpion From MK said:
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Andy's videos from February 6th.
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  • Starts out with Andy and Tom talking about Tom being able to do something on Tom's phone, and no one teaching him, or having the time to teach him. This problem also occurred in the hour-long video from 2/4, where Andy was insisting Tom get CashApp to send Andy money, but Tom doesn't know how to use CashApp. This might be why Andy started this video in the middle of a conversation.
  • Will isn't allowed to take people shopping anymore.
  • 9:00 Andy starts accusing Tom of bad-mouthing his caretaker, Tom says if Andy keeps bringing it up, he's going to hang up. Tom denies talking to anyone about Will, so Andy blames the online boolies.
  • Someone said Will is Andy's boyfriend, and he's sexually harassing Andy, so now Will has to be careful...
  • Will is no longer Andy's caregiver, and he no longer works in that house.
  • He's getting an MRI for his back issue, and he's asking about his pituitary issue (he's claimed to have a pituitary cyst).
  • OPWD doctor said Andy has problems in his brain scan? Frontal cortex is underdeveloped, thickening of the cortex? And the other issues with the [umagata?] being undersized, and something else. He might've said Amygdala in his shitty baby voice.
  • He goes to type in his tard robo voice, and you can see some of his premade sentences.
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I had more written out, but the site glitched shit.

Andy is obsessed with the literalness of 24 hour care. He's "upset" his mom isn't getting it.
  • Tom says that there are problems with this nursing home, and Jan is being neglected. He's having problems with the washing machine, says there's white stuff at the bottom of the water in it.
    Andy, ominously, says it's the lead.
  • Tom leaves, Andy calls his mom.
  • Andy is somewhat passionate about the 24/7 care thing, but Jan's just tired of it.
  • Calls Tom again, kinda boring.
 
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Coily the Spring Sprite said:
We could use more recaps of videos like that. A lot of his videos are long and can get pretty boring. Does anyone know where the audio clip of him masturbating with his shit came from? Was it a video? A leak? It's the most damning evidence for a fetish.
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Buddy, the third video has the most damning evidence that it's a fetish. It's, like, laughably fetish fuel.
I had to half give up on the third one, and only lightly listen because it's just mind numbing. It's good for listening to while I work, but there might be some errors.
  • He's calling about 24/7 care again.
  • Says he's not calling to complain, but...
  • He needs this help. All the time.
  • Andy isn't allowed to sign for help because he needs a guardian, lies that his dad has guardianship of him.
  • "Nobody knows the full story, because APS in buffalo refuses to talk to APS in pennsylvania."
  • Says it's because he got care, and now he's not, and it'll cause a big investigation because WHY was he getting that help! Then says he's just repeating, he doesn't understand. He's just a retard, he's just repeating.
  • But he shouldn't be running from the state he wants to live in.
  • Darryl went to Chelsea, but Chelsea didn't want to meet, or see Andy, so Chelsea was fired from APS. Her supervisor is now his worker.
  • Current worker: Deanne. She didn't know about Andy's history.
  • Andy's primary says he has "self-learned helplessness" lol
  • Andy says his doctor has ordered a safety bed*? It's for helping, headbanging, getting in traffic, wow. very specific kind of bed.
  • He's just mad about the 24/7 care thing.
  • Will is now his food stamps guy?
  • worker tells him to look up youtube videos about using the department of human services site lol
  • Caller gives him a number for someone else to harass lolol
  • Police got onto APS, because Andy played a recording. Sounds like the recording is the talks he's had with the Tonawonda APS guy, i don't remember his name.
  • He says the police finally for the APS worker to remove him from the house, to the hospital.
  • Hospital didn't help.
  • APS said he had to go to Sisters Hospital, he got a capacity assessment. Doesn't elaborate on that.
  • He was reporting missing by his mom, when he went to Eerie. He was found using his cellphone...?
  • Isn't mentioning Cleveland.
  • Dad was forced to get him from eerie, or he was going to be arrested.
  • Says dad abused him on the way home from eerie.
  • Was bribed with some candy and a sticker to get back in the car.
  • "This is when I first realized I hurt my back"????? when is this story???
  • This is all the story from, what, 2021? He's really confusing it all. **
  • Admits dad doesn't want to take him, and take care of him, he still calls it all neglect.
  • Emergency back surgery? Was called fake for his back injury?
  • He's going through his whole medical history, I'm out
  • He called 911 on this home, because the nurses didn't help put on his back creme.
  • Andy's just bitch, bitch, bitch
  • Royal wouldn't help him take his meds, so he calls the cops.
  • Now they're preventing him from running away, and that's also bad.
  • He's banned from watching microwave videos lol
  • Andy demands a camera.
  • Andy got mad there was a camera in one hospital.
  • It's all boiling down to the fucking 24 hour care thing
*This is a fucking crib. I can't find any examples of a SAFETY BED that aren't a childs' crib in a hospital.
** No, this must be recent, because the Sisters Hospital incident with the camera was 2024...
He says his doctor ordered him a SAFETY BED. I looked it up, because he says it doesn't have restraints, and he's not very clear on what kind of bed it is.
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ninja that's a crib
Next he'll tell them the doctors perscribed a paw patrol mobile for it, for his sensory issues!
 
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Some stuff from today.

Andy Calls the police on his APS worker..


Andy Reports his worker, explains to the person on the phone what a "lowcow" is.


Here's a long one.. listening to it now.


dad now changes it he did not give ne permission

 

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Coily the Spring Sprite said:
Possibly stupid question but how do they test him for autism without his malingering interfering? Is there a physical component that's testable? If it's some sort of standardized test he's going to give the most autistic sounding answer every time. Most people being tested most likely do *not* want to have autism so answer truthfully.
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Andy's biggest issue is that he overplays his hand.

To the unfamiliar his little act is quite convincing, the speech patterns, the baby talk, the look (he puts his shirts on inside out and backwards and lately he always has his big ass ear-pro on) so I'm not surprised that he fools most lay people.

But to the educated and familiar Andy is definitely off. He has all the signs of autism. And I mean every last one. He checks every single box on the list (hell he checks some of them twice he so autistic) which is a immediate red flag. Only the most crippled autistic would have every single aspect of autism. If Andrew really had all these symptoms he'd be a useless shell of a person who would have spent their entire lives in a hospice at the least.

But we know Andy's symptoms showed up around 28'ish which is just not something autism does. So that a another big red flag

Then you have his tells, which he has problems keeping consistent, especially when he's upset or angry, they come and go randomly and are very obviously displayed for effect. He always punches them in between his word to make sure people understand him which is not something a true tic does. Another red flag

Then of course you have his perfect recall and use of the statues of both civic law and the ADA. No autistic person at Andy's faked level would be both able to recall them and more importantly use them so effectively when he needs them. Andy's getting in over his head, whelp bring out the civic law statutes and run away. Not doing what he wants, quote the ADA at them and threaten them with a lawsuit.

Again...way overplaying his hand.

So in short Andy's just good enough at playing pretend to fool the average person. Those familiar with actual autism can spot him a mile away and mostly do so. The doctors, the nurses, the hospice care staff they all peg Andy as a faker within a few hours tops.
 
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Ok, here's more. HUGE outburts tonight. Head hitting, screaming at his caregiver.. calling the cops.

why am I forced to live here then​


February 8, 2025​


everyone got your way​


ro6al and aps got their way I fake I don't have anything wrong with me. I fake sexuwl​


I'm adult everyone says that​


I don't want help anymore or diapers because this, aps and others don't want help me​


Why do I need to live here

I can shop online... I need help with decisions. it is not new for me​


Screenshot of his watch history on youtube:
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The video he was watching...

 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
Then of course you have his perfect recall and use of the statues of both civic law and the ADA. No autistic person at Andy's faked level would be both able to recall them and more importantly use them so effectively when he needs them. Andy's getting in over his head, whelp bring out the civic law statutes and run away. Not doing what he wants, quote the ADA at them and threaten them with a lawsuit.

Again...way overplaying his hand.
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Don't forget: "I has Echolalia. I weepeeet tings I down't unnerstand! But thass okey becuzz you say I fukin' fake!"

While memorizing/quoting ADA law, local statutes, the Mental Health Hygiene Act in PERFECT context every. single. solitary. time. And finding the EXACT statute or law he wants in context every single time.

Jamie of Crisis Services got his number then and there.
 
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Andy's such a manipulative little fucker

He lives off of others pity and time and the second he's not getting what he wants he just goes "well then I'm going to run away and that's not safe cuz I'm a fucking retard so if I get hurt it's your fault bye now!"

Really he's one of the most detestable cows we have on this site.
 
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