Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

Wait are you fucking kidding me?
>speeds through video

@AnOminous I hope you see this while drinking coffee. I burnt myself.

 

[a terminal posture]

Wait, no fucking way Fatty used actual LIMES instead of LIME (Calcium Hydroxide) for water-glassing 2 dozen eggs! Where is the fat man storing this? That jar of soon to be slimey, rotten eggs will certainly explode in less than a year!

Edit: the "15 years" quote that Jack spouted in the video is probably from the AI slop videos he watches:

Not a rabbit hole I need to go down, but there are now half hour long 100% AI generated videos for topics that take five minutes to explain and get 3/4 of a million views and 1,200 comments. At least the AI used the right lime.
Dead internet indeed..

 

[Sugriva]

chadGPT giving false information in an attempt to kill Jack. Very based.

 

[AltisticRight]

Preservetube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=L6jGnqAkARQ

Comments:

Ghostarchive: https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/L6jGnqAkARQ

 

[Jex]

There’s a non-zero chance that those lime eggs will outlive him.

 

[Captain Ahab]

This finally proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that Jack is just a sentient megacolony of salmonella hellbent on world domination.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

"Huh, lime juice in water preserving eggs? That matches the title but... it doesn't seem right..." ​

- Anyone but Jack Scalfani. ​

 

[myhairisonfire]

Wait, no fucking way Fatty used actual LIMES instead of LIME (Calcium Hydroxide) for water-glassing 2 dozen eggs! Where is the fat man storing this? That jar of soon to be slimey, rotten eggs will certainly explode in less than a year!

Edit: the "15 years" quote that Jack spouted in the video is probably from the AI slop videos he watches:

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You're right about the YouTube AI slop. Jack even says "they have basements FULL of jars", which matches all of those thumbnails. I skimmed through a few of those and they could get a little confusing if you're retarded. The first mention of "lime" the AI voice says things like "Just like you'd add to your water on a hot summer day, but we're not making margaritas here" while showing stock video of a pitcher of water with citrus slices.

This one in specific mentions "a tablespoon of lime in a liter of water", which is pretty close to what Jack uses. I cant imagine Jack ever deciding to use an un-American "liter" over the patriotic "quart" without being spoonfed the measurement. Many of the other videos also specifically mention calcium hydroxide, while this one does not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Xtcy6rfho

As an aside, these videos are entirely stock footage with an AI voice dub. Basically a slideshow, but with ad breaks every 30 seconds. I never realized this was the state of modern content farming and it makes me sad. Its amazing that people will watch content that is this vacuous, but I guess it's just fun moving shapes and light. Like a mobile on a crib.

 

[biggacracka]

Amish: "we preserve our eggs in lime water"
Fatty: "LIME?! LIEG DE FRUT??"
Amish: "No, like the rock"

And then fatty probably thought he was just sarcastic and rude to him, not knowing about lime, the rock.

 

[brooky]

But at least Tyler is a handsome man and had the decency to kill himself. I love this movie.

He also had the questionable decency of taking a random whore to be murdered, instead of dragging his fiancee down with him.

 

[FootballBuff]

Archive because I think there's a good chance he deletes this video:

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You guys havent visited the vast fields of lime trees they grow in amish country Pennsylvania? People dont know this but the amish are the 2nd largest producers of limes outside of Florida. They plant the trees and the Delta-8 weed they grow right next to eachother to maximize yield because for some reason those 2 plants grow especially well together. Its beautiful in the the fall when the leaves change.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Wait, no fucking way Fatty used actual LIMES instead of LIME (Calcium Hydroxide) for water-glassing 2 dozen eggs! Where is the fat man storing this? That jar of soon to be slimey, rotten eggs will certainly explode in less than a year!

Edit: the "15 years" quote that Jack spouted in the video is probably from the AI slop videos he watches:

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I can't decide what's funnier here: Jack using ChatGPT to attempt to pickle eggs in lime juice, or Jack being so lazy and dumb that he watched and plagiarized several AI slop videos.

 

[Troonos]

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

Lime juice pH: 2.0
Calcium hydroxide pH: 12.5

Literally retarded stroke brain.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He says to use unwashed eggs, but he used ones he bought...

I'm sure unwashed eggs, fresh from the farm would've been funnier, and would've resulted in a faster explosion. I hope Tammy throws out the jar in a week.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I am speechless. They should have sent a poet.

 

[Hoverdrive]

Kiwicels seethin' over a gourmand Chad.

 

[AltisticRight]

He says to use unwashed eggs, but he used ones he bought...

I'm sure unwashed eggs, fresh from the farm would've been funnier, and would've resulted in a faster explosion. I hope Tammy throws out the jar in a week.

I hope he tries those eggs in a year and dies from it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Kiwicels seethin' over a gourmand Chad.

Ralph looks a bit like Jack's tampon chicken.

 

[Enig]

I hope he tries those eggs in a year and dies from it.

You're talking like he'll be alive this time next year when his right arm is lobster boil red and he talks about having blatant TIAs again and just shrugs it.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

BUT GUYS, THIS IS TOTALLY A REASONABLE MISTAKE, THE AMISH AREN'T ON THE INTERNET, SO HOW COULD HE HAVE ASKED IF HE WAS WRONG??
[/sarcasm]