Okay, then who is buying all those faggy seltzers like White Claw? I'm pretty sure only zoomers drink that gay shit.
I'm calling BS on that. You'd have to either be drinking expensive shit or have Rekieta levels of alcoholism to go through 50 bucks of alcohol in a week. You'd have to drink 1-2 handles a week which is pure alcoholism to do that, and the stats are pretty clear that only a few percent of people are like that. I know for a fact how hard it is to reach those levels of alcoholism because when I was younger I used to every 2 weeks go through a handle of vodka and big 1800 mL bottle of sake, and goddamn did I feel horrible every morning after. It's absolutely insane to even drink like that one night a week, and to be spending 50 dollars a week on liquor you'd need to do that 6-7 nights.