Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Dead Air]

ETA on a rob video on egg pickling?

 

[biggacracka]

ETA on a rob video on egg pickling?

Eagerly waiting the next Throw it on Thursday now

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

I am not a native speaker, but even I am not retarded enough to think to store eggs in citrus fruit juice.
What is next, killing the pesky kids from next door to make Bratwurst?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I am not a native speaker, but even I am not retarded enough to think to store eggs in citrus fruit juice.
What is next, killing the pesky kids from next door to make Bratwurst?

I could go for a beer bratwurst right now, not gonna lie.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don't think it's even enough for that. He added what, two limes worth of juice in about a gallon of water? The energy drink I have is more acidic than that, these eggs will go rancid in no time I reckon.

Seems like it was more than two but who knows? I mean I've seen it done with vinegar and since limes tend to be more acidic... but we'll see.

 

[Raging Capybara]

I'm willing to bet it's because some of them came out of the woodwork to vote for Trump in this election.

I thought they didn't vote like Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Man, I hope Jack really is too blind to read the buzz kill yt comments because I want to see the return of the egg jar.

You have to eat all the eggs, Jack.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

Very optimistic of him to think he'll be able to eat those eggs in a year. I'll be amazed if that jar doesn't explode from all the gasses those things release as they rot.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This AI slop art made me laugh, that Amish cowboy/ refinery worker/mechanic's freakish hand is something else.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I thought they didn't vote like Jehovah's Witnesses.

I am a complete ignoramus on Amish voting habits, but in 2024 there was someone campaigning the ones on Pennsylvania about going out and voting for Trump. I don't know many voted, or how much of an impact it actually had, but it made enough symbolic waves to get some articles published about the fact.

 

[RollingRock2]

Jack is a culinary genius, he just invented egg ceviche. It's Amish-Peruvian fusion cuisine you simpletons wouldn't understand.

 

[crinklefry]

My prediction is the batch of soggy rotten eggs disappears uneventfully after a few videos to zero fanfare or announcement before maybe getting a non-answer on one of the terrible Saturday streams.

I want to think he's so oblivious that he'll make a video about how the lime water method is DEBOONKED. He did the SOYIENCE and his eggs turned to a rotten slurry after three weeks, disproving this tried and true method!

I'd need to go into the kitchen to check, but I'm 90% sure those are Costco brand eggs. Considering that Jack is seemingly allergic to using anything but the cheapest ingredients in bulk, I'd feel comfortable betting on those not being from a local farm.

I don't want to give fatty the benefit of the doubt, but it's not uncommon for people with chickens to reuse containers from the store to sell their eggs. To be fair, the more likely (and funnier) option here is that his local farm is Kirkland Signature™.

 

[RollingRock2]

If he is lying he actually got both ingredients wrong for a 2 ingredient recipe

Edit: I would expect local unwashed farms eggs to have a less consistent colour shell and have some dirt on them.

 

[myhairisonfire]

If he is lying he actually got both ingredients wrong for a 2 ingredient recipe
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Somebody tell Boutros that this comment needs an update.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

We need an egg watch on all future videos to see when it gets removed from the background.
That is going to turn absolutely vile in a short time. The dilute lime juice will breakdown the egg shells and prove a very nice medium for all sorts of exciting molds and bacteria.
I can't wait for the biohazard arc.

 

[AnOminous]

A lot of famous people, including Stephen Hawking, went to Epstein island and his dick hasn't worked in decades.

Dude had a lot of weird fetishes allegedly. Your dick not working really does a number on you and you end up incredibly sexually frustrated with no way to relieve it.

For instance, he had a fetish for naked midgets trying to solve mathematical equations on blackboards.

 

[Drama Fan]

I would expect local unwashed farms eggs to have a less consistent colour shell

Shell color is largely determined by the breed of chickens. It would really depend on how homogenous your chickens are.

 

[Tingle]

If he is lying he actually got both ingredients wrong for a 2 ingredient recipe
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To be fair, the Kirkland eggs say "Made in the USA," and that's probably as local as Jack ever gets with his store bought slop.

 

[Dead Air]

Wait, he says they have eggs from a local farm while CLEARLY having the Costco brand clearly visible in front of him? lol perfection.

I bet Tammy told him they were local. He can't see shit anyway, why not just pick them up from Costco while she's there?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I am a complete ignoramus on Amish voting habits, but in 2024 there was someone campaigning the ones on Pennsylvania about going out and voting for Trump. I don't know many voted, or how much of an impact it actually had, but it made enough symbolic waves to get some articles published about the fact.

Supposedly a lot of Amish did vote this time around for Trump because people campaigned there and basically said Trump was aligned with their "values".

Dunno if it made a huge difference but the Amish do tend to be on the conservative side.

If he is lying he actually got both ingredients wrong for a 2 ingredient recipe
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I was going to comment on that but he said it was a local farm and while the farmer we get our eggs from just has those fiberboard egg cartons I was thinking maybe this guy has a huge operation and has modernized.

Once again I actually gave Fatty credit and it's been taken away.

For instance, he had a fetish for naked midgets trying to solve mathematical equations on blackboards.

I heard it was using slide rules which they'd then use on each other.