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Cyberpunk Meta said:
Remember, with Jews you win.

Gabe Hoffman’s Philadelphia Eagles are demolishing Piggertit’s Kansas City Chiefs. 24-0 now.
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34 - 0 baby. Is it bad I want the Shitty Queefs to lose because it will make Ralph relapse? I need that khantent
Also seeing Mahomes, Kelce, and Wilford Brimley cry has been 🤌🤌🤌
 
Sperglord666 said:
Yep, I've seen multiple cases of drug addicts coming out of rehab acting like sanctimonious faggots just because they managed to stay clean for a few weeks.
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OrionBalls said:
It's really the antithesis of what they teach you in rehab, and how you kind of know who's going to be sober in a year and who just went to shut people up for a bit.
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He's already doling out life advice on Twitter as if he's got everything figured out less than 5 or 6 days out of rehab.

Game update: Chiefs are getting Faith Vickered right now. At least they don't gotta wipe, right Ralph? Suffah!
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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits is getting desperate. Begs for invites to other shows, begs Rekieta to come on his show. Sets himself up to be ridiculed when Balldo says no, instead of sending him a DM. Is the second Balldobridge burning happening?
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PrestonHolt said:
Im pretty sure that if Ralph says "we are gona seeth about Jersh" Baldo will be up the same night for stream.
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I'm even more sure they'll both do it if Juju orders it.
 
Mr. bookie sir… could I pay you in a few weeks? I need this money to see muh suuunnnnhhh
 
I hate Sportsball, but waiting in here for the eventual cope and seethe tweet. If Gunt put money on the game (which he probably did), he just needs to take a deep breath, relax, and kick back with a yummy xannyberry and glass of maker's.
 
>Ralph bitches out of rehab just before the finish line
>Mahomes gets felted out of winning just before the three-peat
Like pottery...
 
Ralph won't survive a month sober. His life fucking sucks. He's all alone, no money or family. The voices in his head will get louder and louder until he has to drink to quiet them again.
 
Suicide baiting as a 40 year old man with 2 kids is incredibly pathetic but you know what's even more pathetic? His suicide bait tweet with the Hunter note didn't even break 30 likes. 2 people replied total.
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Sicko Hunter said:
Suicide baiting as a 40 year old man with 2 kids is incredibly pathetic but you know what's even more pathetic? His suicide bait tweet with the Hunter note didn't even break 30 likes. 2 people replied total.
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Not even 48 hours out of rehab and he's already spiraling.

Ironically, I think alcohol was the only thing keeping Ralph alive. A sober Ralph is now just lucid enough to understand the true hopelessness of his situation. I can see a scenario where he returns to America so that he can get arrested and off himself in prison. At least then someone will be there to find his body.
 
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He is legit crying that his sportsball team lost? How much money did he put on it?

Ralph, you need to find a raison d'etre that goes beyond just being a greedy, spiteful retard otherwise you're never gonna make it.
 
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