Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

[Puar]

Please don’t tell me people are retarded enough to think a few successful games means Chinese devs are the new norm lmao

Not new norm but could compete. But since western devs are make shit so much that makes anything else look gold. Even that zenless zone game with the furries and waifu characters but has no lgbt in it or blacks because china bans that.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

I have 300+ hours in KCD1 so I assumed this game would be just as good. I am ashamed that I bought the game at full price and played through the first 21 hours of slop, only to find out about the synagogue, negro-cucking and single mommy warrior after. EDIT: and the gay grooming pedophile boyrape scene (which undermines the strongest-written male friendship ever written in vidya before) I feel so stupid.

Beyond all the controversies, the game's biggest sin is that it is boring.

 

[Puar]

I have 300+ hours in KCD1 so I assumed this game would be just as good. I am ashamed that I bought the game at full price and played through the first 21 hours of slop, only to find out about the synagogue, negro-cucking and single mommy warrior after. EDIT: and the gay grooming pedophile boyrape scene (which undermines the strongest-written male friendship ever written in vidya before) I feel so stupid.

Beyond all the controversies, the game's biggest sin is that it is boring.

Just wait for mods to unwoke it. Maybe nexus mods won't allow this but other mod sites will. That way you get your money worth. I saw when browsing a mod for white musa but there may be other ones that will make it so you can side with christians and kill the jews and make npcs not essential so you can kill whoever you want.

 

[BradeRunna]

Right because everyone who has ever played Doom has read the shitty comic book that no one bought LOL, most Doom players probably don't even know how to read

It's not just "gay shit" you fucking retard. It's animated child rape as confirmed by the game's creator. Your willful ignorance speaks volumes

"p-pls no bully, being a willfully ignorant retard is good for discussion guis!!"

Kill yourself

Are you are Zoomer that doesn't know anything about the world past the year 2000 or are you just retarded? LOL

A lot of people are aware of the Doom comic. I have known about since at least the early to mid 2000's.

Now fuck off you autismonaut faggot and go take your Risperdal. LOL

Um no?

Um yes. Kotor had homo romance options. Deal with it.

Thanks for explaining to the class why your franchise is beating some shitty meme into the ground instead of doing actual good writing within the games. Wow, so funny, I read it in a comic book once, I guess this should just become Doomguy's catchphrase from now on, huh? Might as well since he's a literal superhero now, moon base and everything.
Please, you may continue moving the goalpost on how every game since 2003 or whatever is woke by your own retarded standards, therefore it is okay to have two 15 year olds have gay sex in a medieval video game without instantly getting hanged by the entire village.

Thanks for letting everyone known you are an autistic basement dwelling loser retard with an aversion to soap fresh air and sunshine. LOLOLOLOLOL

You're right. I'm having a good time laughing at all the troglodytes defending this game.

See, it isn't so bad. Don't let your autistic faggotry hold you back.

 

[regalterry]

Even that zenless zone game with the furries and waifu characters but has no lgbt in it or blacks because china bans that.

The Chinese are focused on giving audiences what they want, because they want to turn a profit.

You're into voluptuous women? Have one, or a few. You want tomboys? Here's those, gweilo. You're a mentally ill furfag? We got you covered chief.

It's basically what someone on 4chan once called omnipandering. You design and release waifus and husbandos for every group imaginable, and then make more depending on which demographic is buying the most.

Naturally, this only really works for gacha, but you can see how they're just going the usual chink route of making knockoffs of Western or Japanese stuff for other types of games, their games actually managing to sell because they are appealing to the actual audience, instead of courting the tiny minority of LGBT freaks.

If you're offering the same gameplay, the same level of visuals, animations and production quality, but your eyes are not being subjected to a bug-eyed female nigger freak, of course people are going to pick the CCP propaganda over the gay Western propaganda.

 

[Brap God]

Maybe, though it could also have been that the physicians weren't feeling particularly keen to imply their king didn't know how to have sex, and it took the intervention of someone not afraid to talk back to set things straight.

I won't argue how likely or unlikely fear of retribution was, but Maria Theresa was getting rather uppity after a few years. You'd think she would have advised her daughter on what it takes to get pregnant either before the marriage or after they started taking too long.

I'm just going by what Joseph II wrote in his letter to his brother

Louis admitted that during previous attempts he would “introduce the member. . .for about two minutes (and) withdraw(s) without ejaculating but still erect.” Joseph later described the couple as “two complete blunderers.”

Do you honestly think they didn't realize ejaculation in the vagina was necessary, or that they weren't making serious attempts at having a child?

Edit: Just throwing this edit in here because I didn't really do a good enough job of explaining myself here. There are plenty of factors and unknowns when it comes to Louis XVI's marriage that simply boiling it down to "they didn't know how procreation works" is very reductive and reliant on taking Louis XVI's words at face value. And there were several other factors that contributed to the childless marriage, such as Louis and Marie were very distant. As per French custom, both parties had separate bedrooms and only slept together for the purpose of procreative sex, something Maria Theresa was very unhappy with, in Austria the married couple share a bed. Marie Antoinette also would indulge in socialite activities and not return home at a reasonable hour at night. The only fact is this, whether they had some genuine obstruction or not, the whole situation boiled over to the point where expectations were too great for them not to deliver.

Also here's a quote from another letter from Joseph II afterwards:
"The king of France, as you know, has finally managed the great feat, and the queen can now become pregnant; they have both written to thank me, and attribute it to my advice. It is true that I saw perfectly well that sluggishness, awkwardness and apathy were the only impediments to the matter."

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Just wait for mods to unwoke it. Maybe nexus mods won't allow this but other mod sites will. That way you get your money worth. I saw when browsing a mod for white musa but there may be other ones that will make it so you can side with christians and kill the jews and make npcs not essential so you can kill whoever you want.

I have my eye on basedmods and will check back in a few months after everyone realises that they were similarly bamboozled by Oy Veyvra. But unless there are significant tweaks to remove the humiliation ritual content outright I dont know if I'll ever come back to it. This would include but is not limited to:
-removing gay rape romance path
-removing sassy girlboss dialogue
-changing katherine to not be a single mom
-changing musa's look and dialogue to make him a european noble of some sort
-deleting the jews and synagogue locations/mission in kuttenberg (the other side quest of the miller is probably OK, because it inadvertently made jews look psychotic)
-any instance of henry being humiliated (forced to serve cumans, or imprisoned FOUR TIMES before kuttenberg)
-remove any mention of Theresa cucking you (unless, I would argue, you sleep around on her. Fair's fair in that instance)
-remove any stupid dream sequence about henry having GUILT after retrieving his father's sword (this is a big character assassination. Henry would not feel remorse over avenging the man who raised him)
-remove any anti-christian sentiment by people who would BE christians during this time (the thinly-veiled seethe is so pathetic and fedora-tier)
-add churches to each village where they reasonably would have existed (the removal of churches from this game is astonishing, especially since the real-life villages have churches in them that often predate 1403, just pure jewish seethe on vavra's part)

Anyway fuck this gay game

 

[regalterry]

Just wait for mods to unwoke it.

It's basically impossible to unwoke the game via mods. Getting rid of Musa alone would be a herculean task.

He has one hour of voiced dialogue on his own, where he constantly reminds you of his wewuzzery, features prominently in a lot of main quests, and him being a nigger is referenced heavily by other NPCs.

So, just to change him to a more appropriate character you'd need to change his model, change the dialogue, animate lipsycnhing for the new dialogue, do the same for NPCs talking to him or about him, modify all the quests he is in etc.

 

[autosarcophagy]

this is all so fucking gay. at least i did not buy this shit and that was before the pedo controversie.

 

[regalterry]

-remove any mention of Theresa cucking you (unless, I would argue, you sleep around on her. Fair's fair in that instance)

Wait, was this rumor actually confirmed?

I must have missed this.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

where he constantly reminds you of his wewuzzery,

He learned hungarian in TWO MONTHS! Now that's what I call realism! After I heard that I was CONVINCED they were gonna reveal he was a charlatan and give him some depth, because of how common it is for negroes to just lie about stuff for status. But no, he's actually just a hyper-intelligent yakubian GOD to us mud-covered europeasants.

As for theresa cucking rumours, I havent seen it confirmed myself, but after everything else I'm just assuming it's real

 

[Puar]

Getting rid of Musa alone would be a herculean task.

I already seen a mod that make him white. For baldurs gay 3 some modders made ai voices and changed gay characters straight. I think it may be possible for kcd2 but we wait and see. I remember people make cars for fallout new vegas that work better than some cars in modern games. Modders are amazing sometimes with their abilities so

 

[dustnight]

"Sorry, I got kicked in the nuts by a horse and can no longer satisfy women."
What kind of 300iq play is this?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I have my eye on basedmods and will check back in a few months after everyone realises that they were similarly bamboozled by Oy Veyvra.

This gives me a hilarious idea frankly. Would be a ton of work, but seeing the reaction for nexus mods would be hilarious.

A gender swap mod.

Why????
>suddenly now theres a scene where a woman is date raped and its blown off
>women being treated like stupid vapid cunts by former girlboss charecters
>humiliation ritual shit would suddenly be EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE to women
>a woman being forced to taste corpses would get a VISCERAL REACTION from people
>and best of all, since its an ENTIRELY impartial mod which switches EVERYONES sex, you can't ban it without basically admitting the plot is fucked up entirely

 

[regalterry]

This gives me a hilarious idea frankly. Would be a ton of work, but seeing the reaction for nexus mods would be hilarious.

You don't even need to mod the game to harvest the salt.

Just recreate the scenes in some other program/game, obfuscating where the dialogue is from and then tell everyone what the source is once they've done malding and dilating.

You'd miss out on the Nexus jannie tears, but the reaction from others would be worth it.

 

[IDontLikeLiberals]

Never even knew. Hell, I don't even remember any nazgul. I just remember a lot of shit-talking orcs. Well, that and they made the giant spider turn into a sexy lady for some reason. All that shit just got in the way of me larping as the NiggerWalker: Slayer of Niggers, his sole mission to slay enough minorities that maybe it'll finally cause the gay elf twink inhabiting his body to just go away.

I'm willing to bet gayretard didn't play either Mordor game and is basing that off of what someone told him.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Sigismunds Kristallnacht featuring Henry's jewish half brother (no I'm not fucking joking)

Gigachud Sigismund orders the death of the poor innocent jews:

Henry heroically saves da Joos and finds out he has a jewish half brother:

 

[Shig O'nella]

Also for people craving for a game with a medieval setting, Wartales is something that's on my radar but I haven't played it yet. Just thought I'd throw it out there since it came to mind.

Medieval Dynasty.

No niggers.
No faggot shit.
Combat is wolves, bears, bison, and bandits.
You create your village and do odd things for whatever arsehole is sitting on the far distant throne until you become a very minor noble.
You get married. You have a kid. So do your villagers.
When your heir hits 18 "you" retire to potter around your town as whatever you are best at, and the player starts playing as your son instead.

It ain't flashy, you ain't the chosen one saving the world and battling armies, you're just a peasant made good. Story line is pretty good too.

Edit to add: The tutorial videos by one of the team are worth a watch regardless. She's got one hell of a sexy voice.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Saw a video of Henry's romance with a most unappealing looking woman called Rosa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKvBzA6Ju4Q&ab_channel=NaughtyGaming

NO HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Fujoshi ain't loving this, I bet.

Perhaps Mr Vulva Man is playing 4D chess and is hoping to reel in the people that like the "romances" in the recent Assassin's Creed games, which are woke as hell as well.

Seriously, so far, the two romances I've seen are completely unnecessary, given how half-assed they are. Why even bother putting them in?

 

[Brap God]

Saw a video of Henry's romance with a most unappealing looking woman called Rosa.

I actually watched a video of the cutscene where you first meet Rosa, because I was curious what the noblewoman you could court was like and I was immediately turned off by how poorly animated her face was, in addition to her characterization.