Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Kosher Dill]

If her parents are really evil to the brother, they will put something in the will saying he gets jack shit if he doesn't look after her

If Mom's a stroke patient, they're probably burning through that boomer pot of gold quite briskly right now. There may not be that much left to crowbar the brother into a caretaker role when the time comes.

 

[Dysnomia]

If Mom's a stroke patient, they're probably burning through that boomer pot of gold quite briskly right now. There may not be that much left to crowbar the brother into a caretaker role when the time comes.

If the brother in question is Scott, he's the golden son. He's probably already said "Yes, mommy" just to suck up and lord it over Pixy's head every day for the rest of her life. Don't call it a grave, Ashton.

If we can trust one single thing, it's surely that she actually got fired.
Its likely a stink thing.
That's something that will have everyone up in arms enough to override the usual lax standards of useless fuckery in these jobs.

I considered that. Fired for BO. There's a cow on here that got fired from Dunkin for not wearing deodorant or something like that. Birds of a feather.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I know this is a stupidly optimistic question to expect an answer to, but is there any known logic /scientific lore to how the stomach penis is supposed to exist, and how/when it emerged conceptually?
Ditto the ghost rape. I always see them occasionally mentioned but I thirst to know their truths as she sees it.

No there's no way a "stomach penis" can exist. As to how Pixy came to this conclusion? No idea. Some people have guessed that it might be something like her cervix is inflamed due to her not cleaning her sex toys. The entrance to that can look vaguely like the head of a penis. Others have suggested maybe something on an ultrasound that looked penis-like but was something else or she's just psychotic.

The rape ghost is again, we don't know but I'm pretty sure it's just her being crazy. She says he's trying to force a ring on her finger to marry her which is why she would wear a bandage on it. Maybe bandages prevent rape ghosts from attacking? I don't know

 

[Picklechu]

Out of the dozens of jobs she's had over the past 20 or so years, legitimately the only one I think she wasn't fired from was Home Depot. Target, substitute teaching, 911 operator, Lowe's, Great American Cookie, the toilet scrubbing job from late 2023, Papa John's, Sichuan Garden, Montana Mike's, etc, etc.

I know this is a stupidly optimistic question to expect an answer to, but is there any known logic /scientific lore to how the stomach penis is supposed to exist, and how/when it emerged conceptually?

In 2016, she got some sort of nasty infection that caused her clit to swell up, so she theorized that it was transforming into a dick. The futanari delusion went away after a few months, IIRC, but in 2020, she decided that she was a man with a penis in her stomach somehow. This correlates with the pandemic, her dad retiring, the pandemic making both Deb and Sarah crazier than normal, and all three of them being stuck in the house all day every day with each other. I also recall her making a post that said that James somehow helped her realize she was trans (possibly by fucking her ass), but I can't remember if that was during the futanari saga or the intersex transman Sora skinwalk tummydong arc.

 

[Dysnomia]

I also recall her making a post that said that James somehow helped her realize she was trans (possibly by fucking her ass), but I can't remember if that was during the futanari saga or the intersex transman Sora skinwalk tummydong arc.

And now she somehow believes that she's physically male. You have to be pretty crazy to believe that. I think even with the nuttiest troons who claim period symptoms it's really just cope and LARP. All the "girls" in the discord trying to out-girl each other. But Pixy doesn't seem to be playing the validation Olympics. She already seems to believe the stomach penis exists. She has no idea why no one else sees her as male because "pay attention to my body and what it does" nonsense that makes no sense to anyone but her. Maybe if she had the right combo of pills and took them regularly she would see the light.

The rape ghost is again, we don't know but I'm pretty sure it's just her being crazy. She says he's trying to force a ring on her finger to marry her which is why she would wear a bandage on it. Maybe bandages prevent rape ghosts from attacking? I don't know

Some people on lolcow speculated that rape ghost is sex trauma. I think so too. It goes along with all her other whackadoo sex related delusions.

I'm not sure why the bandaid keeps the ghost ring off her finger. It could be a charm she came up with on her own.

 

[knux]

I know this is a stupidly optimistic question to expect an answer to, but is there any known logic /scientific lore to how the stomach penis is supposed to exist, and how/when it emerged conceptually?
Ditto the ghost rape. I always see them occasionally mentioned but I thirst to know their truths as she sees it.

I'd love to know more about the stomach penis too. It's so bizarre and makes no sense.
Same with her 'thrusting and rocking like a man does'.
Pixy describes it is as if the penis is obvious and doesn't understand when people question it.
"As you can see in my tummy" she will say.
When people ask what she means by this, she simply replies "I'm a man" and gives no clarification.
I wish those who dare to interact with her would push for more details. I want to know if it is something she is experiencing physically and interprets this as a penis growing inside of her. Or it's just wishful thinking to the point of delusion.

For the rape ghost. Pixy has been waking up with marks on her body, arms especially. Photos showing indents and marks on her skin that are clearly from lying on the bedsheets during the night. A sane, normal person will get out of bed and move around or take a shower and voilà, the marks will vanish. But for Pixy, they are the sign that someone tried to attack her in the night.

She believes a ghost is trying to rape her or harm her while she sleeps. But she has never given justification for this thought. I feel this is just because she is a schizo and is coming to an insane conclusion like she does with so many other things. Hence her wearing a bandaid or paper wrapped around her finger to trick the ghost into leaving her alone, because it will think that's a wedding ring and thus she is unavailable or something? I dunno.

 

[stingray]

You get fired once it happens. You get fired twice okay, it's possible. But if you get fired from every single job you've ever had then normally you stop and think, "maybe it's me" and you try to turn around and think about what the solution might be.

Pixy is incapable of recognizing herself as the common denominator. This is why I think she needs to be medicated so badly, there's a complete disconnect between Pixy's perception of reality and everyone else's, but I think she is as mentally ill as she is downright stupid.

If I were the manager of these kinds of places, I would just try to avoid hiring teenagers at all costs because, speaking as a former teenager, they tend to be pretty selfish and retarded. I would also avoid hiring anyone with a resume that more closely resembles a grocery list in regards to quantity of previous places of employment. I'm so curious to see her resume. I wonder how many pages it is lol

Why is it always my fault I lose jobs why is it always my fault and I'm to blame for things that have happened to me? I don't know why I'm always seen as the problem when others are the problem.

I wish she'd be more specific about these kinds of posts, but she probably omits any and all context for a good reason - the context would only serve as more evidence of how batshit insane and objectively wrong she is. She's aware that other people don't agree with her, but she doesn't seem to recognize that people are disagreeing with her because what she's saying goes against... I don't know, the laws of biology lol? At least in the case of her stomach penis. But her brain doesn't, like... Fully connect the two ideas. It's hard to believe someone can be this stupid tbh and at times I genuinely can't tell if she's exaggerating it.

Spoiler: extremely long and retarded sperging

What I mean is, maybe she doesn't fully understand why certain topics are wrong or bad to talk about or why certain topics have a tendency to spark negative social interactions; she just knows that, "if I talk about X, then Y will probably happen," due to past experience? X = the stomach penis, Y = other people laughing at her or genuinely questioning her intelligence and/or sanity. For example, she might not understand why she shouldn't/can't talk in depth about her stomach penis or she might not understand why other people don't believe her, she just knows that if she talks about it, people will label her as crazy, or they'll react negatively and laugh at her, or what have you. The stomach penis is a perfectly rational concept, in her eyes.

She doesn't seem to be aware that talking in depth about your frequently recurring urinary tract infections on your public(?) Facebook page is extremely embarrassing and inappropriate, likely because she doesn't seem to understand that they're probably caused by poor hygiene. Imagine searching a job applicant's name on Facebook, finding their page, and then seeing their wall full of schizoposting about being a manly man, UTIs, and panicking daily because they think they're dying

She might be influenced by whatever LGBT groups she joined on Facebook - such as the Facebook group that hosted the pool party she attended in late summer 2024 IIRC - and might think that other people are simply being unaccepting or discriminatory towards trans people when they tell her that she's retarded for thinking she has a penis laying dormant in her stomach. Penis pregnant? She probably parrots a lot of their ideas without fully understanding any of it.

Spoiler: troon sperging

She's like a lot of other troons/poons that have a very autistic perception of gender and do not understand how or why normal people are misgendering them. They truly believe that, "IF I wear a dress and paint my nails pink and wear my hair long, THEN I will be perceived as female, BECAUSE these are common feminine traits." Their understanding seems to be no deeper than that. Pixy thinks that IF she wears her hair short, wears a dress shirt with a tie, and grows a poonstache, THEN everyone will gender her as male and quit "misgendering" her, BECAUSE these are stereotypical masculine traits. It's like seeing a picture of a balding obese man built like a fridge, posting a selfie wearing thigh highs and a pleated skirt with a crop top, asking other Redditors why they're being misgendered because they're dressed so femininely, and I just don't understand, I even have a cute little bow braided into my beard Here's a good example of this from a post in the Trannies posting their L's online thread:

"I specifically followed the instruction manual on what women wear! Why did the server call me 'sir' when according to the manual I should be called 'ma'am'?"
Link | Archive

The funniest part about when they attempt to make arguments like this, that it's "obvious," that they're presenting as a woman, is that there are so many other retards in the troon cult that are simultaneously arguing that trans men who wear skirts are heckin' valid because clothing doesn't represent gender. So you'll see all kinds of poons on Tumblr and TikTok presenting as heckin' valid trans man femboys and "agender" or "nonbinary" folx wearing clothes that represent their actual gender. What about muh dysphoria? They constantly and consistently switch up the goal posts and none of it makes sense, and if you question it, then you're a heckin' transphobic TERF who should kill yourself in Minecraft. Their logic is just, "if they're saying they're a genderless alien lizard, then they're a genderless alien lizard and you're a monster for even questioning that and what I say is law."

Don't even get me started on the "neopronouns" shit

They think that because they're in feminine attire - no matter how masculine they look - that this is an obvious and undeniable indicator that they identify as female, and to please coddle them as such. Unfortunately, a lot of people are not willing to entertain these sorts of delusional ideas (such as the troon's server in the post quoted above), so even if they can assume that this psycho person wearing a pink sundress and heeled sandals probably identifies themselves as a female and would like to be identified as female by others, they're not going to call the man in a dress, "she," or, "her," because they have no real obligation to entertain the borderline magical thinking that troons employ unless this person is their surgeon or doctor. Troons do not seem to realize that normal people do not think about gender so obsessively, if very much at all.

This is like if we had part of the population that believed themselves to be dead and was LARPing as such by laying motionless in a bed almost all of the time or any time other people were around, and demanded that they identify as nonliving and please refer to me in the past tense only as I am no longer alive. Now please, Mom and Dad, pay for my full-body tattoo to make me look like my skin is grey and I'm dead otherwise you are infringing upon my rights. My transmortality rights. Honestly, it's probably just a matter of time before we see some shit like that in the Munchie thread.

That concludes my autistic speculation. If you actually read all of that then I applaud you. I await my hats and moai statues.

TL: DR; Pixy is highly exceptional and does not understand anything on a fundamental level.

 

[Breadbear]

Just gonna leave this banger here as a reminder



Don't try to understand Pixy's insane troll logic

 

[Jaded Optimist]

At least she stopped insinuating that her dad raped her?

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Just gonna leave this banger here as a reminder

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Don't try to understand Pixy's insane troll logic

Imagine going out to dinner with your friends and you see Pixie humping a table.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

The one thing that Sarah and almost all of modern generation troons and poons don't grasp is that transitioning is something that takes many years to accomplish, and most of it is done to ensure that you are fully considering whether or not you'll eventually go through with the surgery. They all want the instant gratification of mutilating themselves without ever really pondering if that's what they truly want or simply that they just don't fully fit the mold.

Misgendering is common since they skip the basics of altering their behavior, mannerisms, and appearance to fit that of the opposite gender. It's those little basic steps that serve as the foundation of the next steps.

 

[Dysnomia]

I'd love to know more about the stomach penis too. It's so bizarre and makes no sense.
Same with her 'thrusting and rocking like a man does'.
Pixy describes it is as if the penis is obvious and doesn't understand when people question it.
"As you can see in my tummy" she will say.
When people ask what she means by this, she simply replies "I'm a man" and gives no clarification.
I wish those who dare to interact with her would push for more details. I want to know if it is something she is experiencing physically and interprets this as a penis growing inside of her. Or it's just wishful thinking to the point of delusion.

For the rape ghost. Pixy has been waking up with marks on her body, arms especially. Photos showing indents and marks on her skin that are clearly from lying on the bedsheets during the night. A sane, normal person will get out of bed and move around or take a shower and voilà, the marks will vanish. But for Pixy, they are the sign that someone tried to attack her in the night.

She believes a ghost is trying to rape her or harm her while she sleeps. But she has never given justification for this thought. I feel this is just because she is a schizo and is coming to an insane conclusion like she does with so many other things. Hence her wearing a bandaid or paper wrapped around her finger to trick the ghost into leaving her alone, because it will think that's a wedding ring and thus she is unavailable or something? I dunno.

She's seeing something we don't because crazy. She literally has no clue why it's not obvious to us. She seems baffled that no one sees her as male and thinks she sounds female. I'm not sure if further questioning would bring any answer better than "I'm a man".

She also claims someone keeps hitting her. I assume that's also rape ghost.

I'm waiting for the inevitable fanfiction where Vanitas s fired from Papa John's. Maybe he can work at the tire shop with Aqua.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Just gonna leave this banger here as a reminder

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Don't try to understand Pixy's insane troll logic

Here's the thing, women hump tables and I've never seen a man do so.

 

[Breadbear]

Here's the thing, women hump tables and I've never seen a man do so.

Is this a new "white girls fuck dogs" thing?

 

[TokiBun]

I don't get why Pixy seems allergic to bathing regularly. I get why during her prime but what's her excuse now? Afraid the rape ghost is haunting her shower?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I don't get why Pixy seems allergic to bathing regularly. I get why during her prime but what's her excuse now? Afraid the rape ghost is haunting her shower?

i bet its half because shes just lazy and half because having to wash herself would mean seeing that she has the body of a female hated mounds and all which upsets her. so she just refuses to shower because men dont need to be clean or something.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Is this a new "white girls fuck dogs" thing?

Table corner masturbation is a thing with some women.

i bet its half because shes just lazy and half because having to wash herself would mean seeing that she has the body of a female hated mounds and all which upsets her. so she just refuses to shower because men dont need to be clean or something.

I think it's got to do with her hating her boobs and vagene. She doesn't want to see them and refuses to admit that her crotch is rotting away which might also account for the smell.

I'm sorry ladies but you need to keep that area clean or else it just reeks.

 

[retard strength II]

She does not want to see the Hated Mounds

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Honestly with her gut she hasn't seen her lady parts in years anyways. As for her hated mounds, yeah she has them, but she's always been very dreadfully apple-shaped, so even at her current weight she's dealing with relatively small breasts compaired to most women her size.

 

[Plethora+]

She does not want to see the Hated Mounds

She wants to be an Almond Joy.
Almond Joys have nuts, Mounds don't.