DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

Phil has said a lot of dumb things before, this might be the dumbest one:

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This is up there with his take on Real life 3d

 

[Elite Kipchak]

that health rant was insane projection. medical emergency speculators making big returns right now.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I mean its probably the same mentality he applied to credit cards/finances in general:
"oh, you mean I can have not just one of these, but 14? and multiple mortgages for properties!"
"oh, you mean I can just pay the absolute bare minimum on my mortgage every single month? great!"
"oh, you mean I have $1000 in my bank account right now and these lootboxes on WWE Champions cost $950, so I can spend it all?"
"oh, you're telling me I still have $10,000 USD remaining in business expenses I can file this year? Gotta spend it all"

It's like if something is available he has to apply for it and use it fully, even if in the long term it is fucking himself over. I guess you could call it a trait of having an addictive personality or otherwise a trait of pushing boundaries/sensation seeking - you can't just have 3 credit cards, you have to push shit to the absolute limit.

Phil is worse than this because the bank leaks show he does budget. He doesn't always spend everything that he has. He saves money for future mobile game events, that's when he always bottomed out. Phil is aware of his spending, he doesn't care. Why should he as a 42 year old man who has always been bailed out by his parents, his whales and the government?

 

[Comma]

Phil just shouted the word "RETARD" again on the podcast!

Clip of him going off at viewers who are complaining in chat about him calling people "retard(ed)", calling those who complain about it "bitches":

HI, I'M DSP'S CRIPPLING HYPOCRISY:

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZFM_90J0g&t=1570)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

OH LOOK, IT'S THIS AGAIN.

Does Phil not realize that he comes across exactly like this? Better not burn your house down being stupid, Phil.

 

[Coke Zero]

Clip of him going off at viewers who are complaining in chat about him calling people "retard(ed)", calling those who complain about it "bitches":

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HI, I'M DSP'S CRIPPLING HYPOCRISY:

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(Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZFM_90J0g&t=1570)

So according to Phil's logic, nigger and african american are the exact same terms because they mean the same thing.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Lol, Phil is so retarded.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

A simple Google search could've saved him from this embarrassment. Instead he tried to gaslight his audience and convince THEY'RE wrong for being upset at him!

 

[Benchod]

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Mail her a spoon.

 

[Balr0g]

Clip of him going off at viewers who are complaining in chat about him calling people "retard(ed)", calling those who complain about it "bitches":

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HI, I'M DSP'S CRIPPLING HYPOCRISY:

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(Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZFM_90J0g&t=1570)

There were never hateful slurs on my stream ever. Ever! Ever! ever! ever! (repeating it like a stunted little child who has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar)

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

If someone has an Amazon wishlist, and receives an item off of the list from a retard, AND if the recipient returns it for any reason who get's the Amazon credit? Amazon returns are fairly easy IF it is an item Amazon itself has in inventory.

i.e.- can a dirty moob ridden agoraphobic chronic masturbator venture into the land of returns.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil has said a lot of dumb things before, this might be the dumbest one:

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i like how he talks about people being cry-babies while he whines and cries like a bitch when he gets a tiny papercut

Clip of him going off at viewers who are complaining in chat about him calling people "retard(ed)", calling those who complain about it "bitches":

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HI, I'M DSP'S CRIPPLING HYPOCRISY:

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(Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZFM_90J0g&t=1570)

literally nobody but you phil, uses the term "mentally stunted", and yes you use it as an insult all the time, you retarded literal faggot.

 

[HorseSense]

Phil just shouted the word "RETARD" again on the podcast!

The best part about that rant is that it's also bad if you take DSP at his word.

Let's say detractors have low cognitive function, make poor choices, and are vulnerable to cults. DSP admitted he and PPP planned segments on Smark Guys to get tips from detractors. Intentional planned predatory behavior for financial gain.

Not a good look with your reputation, DSP.

 

[Corpun]

I'm surprised that pillow doesn't have RGB lights on it

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Now he's got a pillow as well huh? I suspect that he doesn't just want to quit games out of spite/because he's come to the realization that his shit gameplay and commentary are never taking him any further up the streaming ladder. Only took 12 years.

I also think he's probably hitting the khambo wall of aging out of gayming and poor lifestyle choices that are rendering him physically incapable (ok even more physically incapable) of being able to sit there hunched up for hours and "I'm pressing buttons!" the way he used to. His body's probably trying to give him warning signs and as usual he thinks the only solution to naking himself fee better is to buy more shit.

 

[A Ghost]

OH LOOK, IT'S THIS AGAIN.

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i think i understand why phil hates the Cannon brothers

Spoiler: not gonna spoil the joker

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

OH LOOK, IT'S THIS AGAIN.

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Does Phil not realize that he comes across exactly like this? Better not burn your house down being stupid, Phil.
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Fuck I lost it when he talked about retards mashing jab beating someone who timed something perfectly to beat them

Just massive cope for why he eats shit in fighting games

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The chair in the shower, the accessible neckphones, and now the disability pillow. This man is 85.

Don’t forget his handcart when he goes shopping

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is the dude who had to make Hamburger Helper by himself because Kat had to go in late to her shift and he not only took over an hour to make it, he also was confused by the concept of food being hot and burned his mouth repeatedly because he couldn’t figure out to either blow on his food or eat from the edges inwards.

He should have had doordash pick it up and drive around the block so it ends up at a temperature he's used to.

A simple Google search could've saved him from this embarrassment.

I'm glad he's too lazy to even do that and expose himself.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Clip of him going off at viewers who are complaining in chat about him calling people "retard(ed)", calling those who complain about it "bitches":

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HI, I'M DSP'S CRIPPLING HYPOCRISY:

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(Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZFM_90J0g&t=1570)

I'll give him this, at least he dropped the PC act he used to put on. I think it was some time after he married Kat, he stopped saying retard(with a few slip-ups here and there)and tried to be less 'colorful' with what he said in general.