Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?


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My theory:
>Austin cashout lil 3k
>calls up his crack dealer
>because, his main customer Austin was in jail for so long the dealer lost the plot and had to improvise
>he sells Austin some fentacrack
>Austin super excited to take crack again
>tolerance low but he takes alot
>Feelsgood.jpg
>overdosed
>ratdad finds Austin dead at his bed
>story ends
I love how this thread attracts the shittiest, most retarded drive-by posters
 
My theory:
>Austin cashout lil 3k
>calls up his crack dealer
>because, his main customer Austin was in jail for so long the dealer lost the plot and had to improvise
>he sells Austin some fentacrack
>Austin super excited to take crack again
>tolerance low but he takes alot
>Feelsgood.jpg
>overdosed
>ratdad finds Austin dead at his bed
>story ends
My theory:
>You kill yourself and never post here again
>story ends
 
Historically, Austin going radio silent for more than 2 days means he got arrested or institutionalized. There have been a few occasions where he slept for a day straight, but never more - not when there are bonuses and juicers to claim. He has grown more incoherent in his speech since the first stream, but that might be due to any medication he got takes for his mental illness. His crack addiction is part of why he is so entertaining and funny, but the rigged Justice System forbids him from partaking - leaving us with lesser content.

I sincerely wish Austin finds a way to do crackerooski without raising any alarms on drug tests.
 
My theory:
>Austin cashout lil 3k
>calls up his crack dealer
>because, his main customer Austin was in jail for so long the dealer lost the plot and had to improvise
>he sells Austin some fentacrack
>Austin super excited to take crack again
>tolerance low but he takes alot
>Feelsgood.jpg
>overdosed
>ratdad finds Austin dead at his bed
>story ends
Here’s my theory. Simple and plausible:
> be crackboyjack’s mom
> get fucked
 
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He lives (that's 10:24 Bossman Standard Time) Discord stream because ???
 
told you rats that everything was going to be fine. fucking rats only wishing for austins downfall i assure you tonight we're going to make it big and austins gonna get his new gold bmw and fuck your mothers in it. better start hiding your mothers while you still can. DTPN!!! also someone needs to make a discord restreamer
 
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