Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

>another

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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That's what you get for sticking a knife up your vagina. Honestly I fear what you'd find if you looked through Zoe-zo's apartment using an UV light, everything in that place must glow harder than Langley (the CIA's HQ)

 

[WelperHelper99]

That's what you get for sticking a knife up your vagina. Honestly I fear what you'd find if you looked through Zoe-zo's apartment using an UV light, everything in that place must glow harder than Langley (the CIA's HQ)

>knife in vagina


Actually what the fuck.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

>knife in vagina

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Actually what the fuck.

Never goon, guys and gals. Never goon

 

[WelperHelper99]

So so far Zoe-zo has:

• Swayed @Bucephalus into becoming an avid player of a korean gacha game centered around cookies.
• Swayed @Toji Suzuhara into buying all the entries of a game series about high schoolers killing each other.
• Swayed @Travis Touchdown (REAL) into watching an episode of anime

It turns out that Zoe-zo is quite the influencer, if I say so myself

Don't forget I watched the Dangonrompa anime because of her lmao.

Never goon, guys and gals. Never goon

Literally the meme

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Literally the meme

To be fair it was most likely just the handle rather than the blade (which most likely had traces of cat piss on it seeing that she has 4 of them inside of an small apartment)

 

[Staphylococcus aureus]

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OK Zoey, I'm going to give you some friendly lady advice:

Spoiler

- Pee every 2-3 hours even if you don't feel the need
- Drink more fucking water
- PLEASE cut back on your sugar intake
- Wipe from front to back
- Shower *every* day (you don't need to wash your hair or other areas every day, just PTA/genital region)
- Stop shoving dirty random objects in your vagina near your urethra
- If you use pads or liners frequently, consider not using them (tampons when you're on your period) or using organic cotton ones, since the dyes and fragrances can irritate your skin and they hold a lot of unpleasant stuff (moisture, bacteria)
- Change your underwear every day, even if you do use pads or liners
- Please don't announce it to the world, but if you're going to masturbate, at least wash your hands and genitals before and after the fact

Go to the doctor if your symptoms don't subside after about a day or two and after you change/shower. UTIs may resolve by themselves, but an untreated UTI can progress to a very serious bladder or kidney infection, which is pretty obviously fucking bad if you know anything about what your kidneys do. If you're having chronic or returning UTIs even after PROPER (take all your antibiotics, not just until you feel better) treatment, you may need something stronger. Don't die from a pissing disease, Zoe Zoe.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Please don't announce it to the world,

That is a impossible ask

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

OK Zoey, I'm going to give you some friendly lady advice

Since Zoey is a pooner, will this advice still work?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Since Zoey is a pooner, will this advice still work?

She's not a pooner, she's a Zoeygender

not a woman not a man im just zoey and thats its own thing

 

[Schizoid Wife]

- If you use pads or liners frequently, consider not using them (tampons when you're on your period) or using organic cotton ones, since the dyes and fragrances can irritate your skin and they hold a lot of unpleasant stuff (moisture, bacteria)

More importantly, don't leave your tampons in for any longer than 6 hours (or 8 if you really must), you will end up with Toxic Shock Syndrome, which is very dangerous. I understand those things are very expensive, but please don't leave them in for that long.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

She's not a pooner, she's a Zoeygender

As long as she doesn’t get a rot dog. Those things are horrifying

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

As long as she doesn’t get a rot dog. Those things are horrifying

She didn't even change her name for her pooner one, so we are at least safe in that department

 

[Schizoid Wife]

As long as she doesn’t get a rot dog. Those things are horrifying

I'm pretty sure the only surgeon that would even sign off on that is whoever gave Colton Lochmann his ball-gina.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

Speaking of her being pooner. I noticed that she now goes by any pronouns on her latest Discord screenshot.

Before that, she exclusively used "he/him" pronoun.

I wonder if this is supposed to indicate that she may phase out her pooner phase in the near future. Not to mention, she also changed her pooner name from a masculine one (Charlie) to a more feminine one (Zoey).

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

 

[Finger Pistols]

But her mom waterlogged her last vibrator

Autistic girls make do

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Autistic girls make do

*Aumiistic

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I'm pretty sure the only surgeon that would even sign off on that is whoever gave Colton Lochmann his ball-gina.

Dr Gallagher? She’ll work on anyone

 

[Sandnigger]

>knife in vagina

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Actually what the fuck.

Back when I was underage, remember seeing a hentai with a crazy cunt fucking a demon posessed katana blade first. Wonder if Zoey also see that? Most likely not.