DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This is a bit weird but mostly very, very sad.
He clearly, desperately wants to be part of and respected by the FGC. It’s like he suddenly can see he’s wasted his life and isn’t taken serious by anyone.

“I have expert opinions but nobody takes them seriously because I’m darksyde Phil”

And whose fault is this? Clue: he’s an internet tough guy and that’s why nobody likes him.
It has to eat him up that there is over 20 years of documented hate towards him from people in the FGC. They have shit on him since AOL newsgroups and it will never stop.

The FGC has NEVER ever liked him at any point in his life.
 
This is a bit weird but mostly very, very sad.
He clearly, desperately wants to be part of and respected by the FGC. It’s like he suddenly can see he’s wasted his life and isn’t taken serious by anyone.

“I have expert opinions but nobody takes them seriously because I’m darksyde Phil”

And whose fault is this? Clue: he’s an internet tough guy and that’s why nobody likes him.

If you can't join em, make em mad at you.
 
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This is a bit weird but mostly very, very sad.
He clearly, desperately wants to be part of and respected by the FGC. It’s like he suddenly can see he’s wasted his life and isn’t taken serious by anyone.

“I have expert opinions but nobody takes them seriously because I’m darksyde Phil”

And whose fault is this? Clue: he’s an internet tough guy and that’s why nobody likes him.

Exactly this. He wants it to be 20 years ago and gatekeep by being the best out of sheer ignorance. Imagine paying to learn under DSP? That's what he secretly wants. Fuckhead really doesn't get that people have moved on, he's still a gigantic asshole who should've gotten curbstomped and never did.
 
I'm not sure if she knows how scummy Phail is, how much he wastes, or that most people don't blame a cat for not being able to have a single night away from the house.

He recently said himself that jasper isn't "there" for days on end, implying kat takes jasper somewhere else for a few days a week like they're sharing custody or something.
 
Phil said he doesn't understand why modern fgc players wouldn't like him, but you can go into any of his street fighter 6 streams and he's just a negative, toxic asshole. Its constant crying about lag and calling other players names. That's not fun. It's not cute. Its just sad. He's just a very unlikeable person. No one wants to watch someone screaming and raging the entire stream and blaming everything else except their self. If you're watching someone on youtube, you want to see someone who's funny, or informative, or interesting in some way. You don't want to see someone just being an asshole to everyone and everything around him. He's also a giant dickhead to his own fans. The fgc doesn't like him because he's an extremely unlikable person, all the time.
 
Phil said he doesn't understand why modern fgc players wouldn't like him, but you can go into any of his street fighter 6 streams and he's just a negative, toxic asshole. Its constant crying about lag and calling other players names. That's not fun. It's not cute. Its just sad. He's just a very unlikeable person. No one wants to watch someone screaming and raging the entire stream and blaming everything else except their self. If you're watching someone on youtube, you want to see someone who's funny, or informative, or interesting in some way. You don't want to see someone just being an asshole to everyone and everything around him. He's also a giant dickhead to his own fans. The fgc doesn't like him because he's an extremely unlikable person, all the time.
When Phil gets tilted at SF6 i think its peak comedy. I love watching him blow a fuse every time. It will never not be funny to me, much like his egregious begging. Other than that I agree "normal" people don't want to watch that.
 
Phil said he doesn't understand why modern fgc players wouldn't like him, but you can go into any of his street fighter 6 streams and he's just a negative, toxic asshole. Its constant crying about lag and calling other players names. That's not fun. It's not cute. Its just sad. He's just a very unlikeable person. No one wants to watch someone screaming and raging the entire stream and blaming everything else except their self. If you're watching someone on youtube, you want to see someone who's funny, or informative, or interesting in some way. You don't want to see someone just being an asshole to everyone and everything around him. He's also a giant dickhead to his own fans. The fgc doesn't like him because he's an extremely unlikable person, all the time.
i wish i could be a fly on the wall the day he gains an ounce of self-awareness and realizes that he, YES HE, is the one that ruined his life and that he did in fact do everything wrong and nothing correct
 
Phil said he doesn't understand why modern fgc players wouldn't like him, but you can go into any of his street fighter 6 streams and he's just a negative, toxic asshole. Its constant crying about lag and calling other players names. That's not fun. It's not cute. Its just sad. He's just a very unlikeable person. No one wants to watch someone screaming and raging the entire stream and blaming everything else except their self. If you're watching someone on youtube, you want to see someone who's funny, or informative, or interesting in some way. You don't want to see someone just being an asshole to everyone and everything around him. He's also a giant dickhead to his own fans. The fgc doesn't like him because he's an extremely unlikable person, all the time.
Yeah, he was a massive piece of shit so nobody liked him. He seems to occasionally remember that fact, but some days he completely omits it. Realistically at this point most people in the FGC probably don't know or think about him sort of like everybody else. He is a nobody and if you know of him it's because he's a lolcow who masturbated in front of thousands of children.

I know it's because he is a completely delusional narcissist, but it still hits me some days that he doesn't really get why people in general don't like him. Even leaving out the begging, lying, and complete absence of quality to his content he is just a massive piece of shit who treats everyone like shit while being dumb as fuck. Pretty simple answer.
 
When Phil gets tilted at SF6 i think its peak comedy. I love watching him blow a fuse every time. It will never not be funny to me, much like his egregious begging. Other than that I agree "normal" people don't want to watch that.
You're right, he has entertainment value for sure but it isn't for any reasons you would want people to be watching your videos for. You have a bunch of people who hate watch him or watch him to laugh and mock him, but there are going to be very, very few people who can watch any of his content and come away thinking gee I really like that guy.
 
For peepol not listening - he is actually arguing for the FGC to go back to the arcade days where the pros would withhold the frame data and all the tech from the newbs so that they don't get good and become competition for the pros. Something that I'm sure he seethed about back in the day because everyone fucking hated him so they didn't want to teach him tech. He is seething about pros today making tutorials, combo videos and freely giving away tech to everyone and how it's somehow "monetizing" fighting games and turning it into a "biznis." Because when I think biznis and monetization I think giving information away for free just so as many people as possible can use that information to learn.

Just pathetic crab bucket mentality from a has-been when it comes to competitive play and never-was when it comes to being respected in the community.
If the “pros” were giving it away then why can’t Goutman learn to get out from the corner and stop getting raped by cammy?
 
If the “pros” were giving it away then why can’t Goutman learn to get out from the corner and stop getting raped by cammy?
Uhh, because he's a VARIETY streamer and he can't dedicate HUNDREDS OF HOURS to being good at a game, nudnik. He has a family and he works 12 hours a day.
 
It has to eat him up that there is over 20 years of documented hate towards him from people in the FGC. They have shit on him since AOL newsgroups and it will never stop.

The FGC has NEVER ever liked him at any point in his life.
Phil has always kept up the story that he's still friends with FGC people despite there being zero proof outside of TopTierBrian, if he counts.

"I'm friends with Arturo Sanchez!" during one of his delusional fgcOS rants is an underrated funny line.
 
Take a wild fucking guess what happens when he sees a woman.

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