DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

Behold the face of a life long gamer that enjoys playing videogames.

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The face only inbred incel neet eurotrash (his fans) would find entertaining and tip worthy "OI he's loike me ol' mate e' is e is".

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"I DON'T HAVE AN EGO"
"Look all these idiots in his comments here I picked some intelligent ones earlier.""
He really cherrypicked the few neutral or positive comments towards himself and read them on stream fucking wow man some of them had a single like Phil is unreal man.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

The last week of level 1 pahdcasts have been incredible

 

[dent_whisperer]

Is he more afraid of social interaction with the doctors and random people, or the co-pay?

Interacting with the doctors. No fingernail would be unchewed if his doctor was a minority.

 

[WhoaMoses]

"I DON'T HAVE AN EGO"
"Look all these idiots in his comments here I picked some intelligent ones earlier.""
He really cherrypicked the few neutral or positive comments towards himself and read them on stream fucking wow man some of them had a single like Phil is unreal man.

I thought he said he wasn't listening to the vocal minority anymore. I guess it's ok though when there are a sea of comments all calling him a retard gouty pig roach and like 2 dents are saying "I love you and agree with you Phillip". That's when he chooses to listen to the minority how convenient.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil said he doesn't understand why modern fgc players wouldn't like him, but you can go into any of his street fighter 6 streams and he's just a negative, toxic asshole. Its constant crying about lag and calling other players names. That's not fun. It's not cute. Its just sad. He's just a very unlikeable person. No one wants to watch someone screaming and raging the entire stream and blaming everything else except their self. If you're watching someone on youtube, you want to see someone who's funny, or informative, or interesting in some way. You don't want to see someone just being an asshole to everyone and everything around him. He's also a giant dickhead to his own fans. The fgc doesn't like him because he's an extremely unlikable person, all the time.

I don't know if it's his constant repeating of lies or the booze or just paranoid narcissism, but the past year has shown Phil really losing touch with reality. He spent 10 hours watching a documentary about him that has hundreds of examples of him lying, or treating people badly, and he agreed with most of it! But in the months since he's reverted to "everything the detractors say is a lie because they're a cult that loves memes about me". The same with being disliked by the FGC. Years ago we at least got "I liked to troll back then". Now it's another thing where we all imagined him being a dick for 20 years and he's the victim.

 

[johnkimble123]

He’s being lying so much lately with his retcons and whatnot made me think.

I think the “stolen tire” lie was the absolute best.

So many retards (including dentractors) never noticed the car was on the no-parking striped lines area. It was clear as fuck that fat Kat caused the tire to flatten because of her getting in the car. So it was clearly pulled into there to change the tire. You really think either of these tards can change a tire?

But Phil, being the vile faggot he is, decided to lie and create a story where thieves stole one tire and got the nicest cop and tow driver in existence.

An absolutely awful story where a day later he fudged details, but retards still didn’t figure it out.

It's always a tie between tire, grocery bags and bank leaks
All 3 are so blatantly false and while he never mentions the grocery bags much (probably because of how dumb it sounds), the other 2 are great. My neighborhood had a crew who was stealing Honda/Toyota tires, and it was always the full set and overnight. And definitely not on a mid 2010s Corolla.

ive never seen a single other streamer that talks about money even 1/100th of the time this stupid nigger does
do his dents really like hearing about "support" and "contributions" the entire time?

There used to be thread tourists who would come say all streamers do that but I don't even think cam girls mention tipping as much as Phil. And at least there you get something tangible back. Better goals too!

Phil really thinks that people want to pay him $1500 minimum to see him eat food. Or whine about playing a game you suggest. The entitlement is off the charts, and there really isn't a streamer this pathetic and greedy. If Phil hadn't been raked through the coals already by most people who stream, he'd probably be fucked by how smug he is about begging now.

I think Phil is gouting too close to the sun though. He is emulating Dale a lot lately which honestly makes me think he masturbates to him, we know he has been caught watching interracial porn and we know he has watched gay interracial porn. Dale for some reason created such a narcissistic injury that there is more to it than Phil is racist. I think personally the racist jabs are a cover up for his insecurity at not only having a small penis but his desire for being fucked by black men. Mind bleach aside Dale catches strays from TOS constantly and Phil is entering a zone where he could lose his Youtube streaming privileges which would end him now. He is also securing enemies on Kick because I think the Steve interview is a rous cruise, he took the bait and is going to get rinsed. KC seem to be prepping to leave him too as they call him out constantly now and they both seem tired even listening to him.

If you remember... Doody had been clipping Phil 100% verbatim, with maybe a border at best, for years. He would clip whole segments before Phil's stream even ended. Blatantly against TOS, but it took Lolcowlive getting reported for bullying (likely by one of Doody's fans) for Keem to then have somebody at Youtube check his stream, which resulted in Doody being demonetized.

Anyways, what I'm getting at is Phil should be thanking his lucky stars that nobody who has a Youtube line of contact has gotten a whiff of him, because you could pretty much ban Phil for how many things he violates daily. It's ironic, Phil cries about not being able to get somebody to look at his account and help him on Youtube, but that's ironically what saves him from being banned.

Phil said he doesn't understand why modern fgc players wouldn't like him, but you can go into any of his street fighter 6 streams and he's just a negative, toxic asshole. Its constant crying about lag and calling other players names. That's not fun. It's not cute. Its just sad. He's just a very unlikeable person. No one wants to watch someone screaming and raging the entire stream and blaming everything else except their self. If you're watching someone on youtube, you want to see someone who's funny, or informative, or interesting in some way. You don't want to see someone just being an asshole to everyone and everything around him. He's also a giant dickhead to his own fans. The fgc doesn't like him because he's an extremely unlikable person, all the time.

Phil still doesn't get that being a massive piece of shit online cannot just be hand-waved into "hey guys wanna hang out" in person. Even back in the early internet days, if you talked shit online, you better be so amazing at something else or you're branded a piece of shit and a bully. And a keyboard warrior and a pussy if you didn't back up anything.

Phil obviously never had to say sorry or face atonement for any actions as a kid, so showing remorse and actually understanding why he's sorry is not a thing he can do. He's never actually faced the consequences for his actions, just indirectly, as he's a piece of shit in his 40s with no actual ambition or goals who has to beg mentally challenged idiots for his income.

And that doesn't even mention that in present day 2025 when he plays SF6 he acts like a 10 year old.

 

[Jang Joo]

I can't fathom this nigga not understanding that sometimes people do things for fun. This man truly has no soul and doesn't love anything. That's genuinely embarrassing.

Still from the latest memology

 

[Iron Father]

It's all chocolate bars bro what the fuck.

 

[Kier Starmer]

So this happened, listen to the beginning

 

[ORAIT?]

Good morning fine people of Kiwi. I am sorry if it was brought up already but recently I noticed new detractor videos from Meaningful Content account. And this guy sounds like autistic illuminati leader Fred Fuchs. Is it really him?

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

30+ mins and still zero views.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He recently said himself that jasper isn't "there" for days on end, implying kat takes jasper somewhere else for a few days a week like they're sharing custody or something.

The cat isn't allowed in the office when Kat is home. And she works part time. Don't ask me why either of those things are true but they are.

 

[Corpun]

I love DSP using literal actual semantics to explain why he wasn't calling people retards and that he can use the word because he is using it in the original khantext, when he literally fucking isn't. I don't care if he calls people nigger faggots, he should just be open about it instead of doubling down to try and be PCSydePhil and act like everyone else are a bunch of sissies.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I love DSP using literal actual semantics to explain why he wasn't calling people retards and that he can use the word because he is using it in the original khantext, when he literally fucking isn't. I don't care if he calls people nigger faggots, he should just be open about it instead of doubling down to try and be PCSydePhil and act like everyone else are a bunch of sissies.

If he ever gets less than 50 across both streams, he's using ALL 13 no-no words

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

3/3 goals missed. Here’s an update about arby’s. He said today both goals have to be met. Unless this wrestling show makes 600 (triple bypass gets half the profits), he won’t have dsp tries it at the time he wanted. He’s really going to bitch at the dents for this

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Apparently Phil privated the retard segment.

 

[Telemeter]

3/3 goals missed. Here’s an update about arby’s. He said today both goals have to be met. Unless this wrestling show makes 600 (triple bypass gets half the profits), he won’t have dsp tries it at the time he wanted. He’s really going to bitch at the dents for this

OIC, this is not owning the detractors, step up!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

wasn't his whole thing for the new system specifically NOT having the pressure of meeting a streak? it's basically the same thing now, having a fucking due date for the goals lmao. nigga can't do anything right.

Apparently Phil privated the retard segment.

what an actual sissy.

 

[Corpun]

Apparently Phil privated the retard segment.

It's all to felt the detractors though! You can't trust a word they say if they can't find the video source dood!