Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

[Chapalapachapa]

The barbershop.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

The wedding scene is something else, I talked about how nobody play tested this shit with the gypsy camp debacle, but the wedding section just straight up breaks if you're wanted. For all the boasting from shills about muh crime system, apparently you aren't supposed to actually commit any crimes if this was never considered when playtesting a critical story mission.

Even the wedding scene (Dark Brotherhood main quest) in Skyrim doesn't break at that level, holy fuck.
In that game, having a high bounty and a guard spotting you makes him force talk and decide what to do. If you are never spotted, you can even procede as without bounty. Even killing the target.
So, if this shit wants to be Bethsoft so hard, maybe ask Todd next time? Fucking Czech people.

 

[cyberdick]

Oh, the sheer agony of witnessing your meltdown over Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2’s brilliance. Having savored every meticulously crafted moment since pre-order day—200 hours and counting—it’s almost adorable how triggered some of you are by excellence. The queer representation? A refreshing departure from the usual corporate rainbow-washing. Imagine—complex gay characters who aren’t reduced to medieval pride parodies! Christian historians clutching their pearls over accurate queer medieval figures? Delicious. Yes, scholars—sometimes the “close companions” in illuminated manuscripts were gasp actually companions.

But of course, the game’s runaway success must be a fluke. The combat system actually requires cognitive function—a concept foreign to those who think “good gameplay” means spamming attack buttons. The writing? Sir Hans’ drunken escapades alone are worth the price of admission. And let’s not forget the audacity of including a single gay subplot that lives rent-free in your fragile minds. Saudi Arabia banned it? How utterly predictable—tyrants do fear art, after all.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Oh god, imagine how gay, jewish & anti white the DLCs are going to be.

• Musa shows da whyte pepo how to season their food
• Henry has another half brother who is black
• more underage gay sex scenes
• a woman Henry can flirt with turns out to be a male tranny but Henry doesn't care
• remove 106 foreskins from babies
• not so hidden tranny and lgbtxyz flags
• a secret gay wedding

No, thats lame ass jokes. What I fear, and they actually might do, is a tranny group helped by the jews (because of course) Where you need to hunt down ingredients to make ye olde HRT. Even more horrifying if its an accurate method (somehow), like maybe somehow slaughtering small animals and grinding their genitals into a paste to serve as a form of consumable testosterone / estrogen, which then leads to actual cat slaughters IRL.

They already dealt with an underage scandal, I don't think shame or decency is a limiting factor anymore.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Even the wedding scene (Dark Brotherhood main quest) in Skyrim doesn't break at that level, holy fuck.
In that game, having a high bounty and a guard spotting you makes him force talk and decide what to do. If you are never spotted, you can even procede as without bounty. Even killing the target.
So, if this shit wants to be Bethsoft so hard, maybe ask Todd next time? Fucking Czech people.

Check this shit out

So, Henry has to sneak into a room with an NPC you meet right at the start of the game. This is right after the wedding, so you're a prisoner but they let you fuck about in the courtyard like an indentured servant, doing menial work. Henry is in a place he's not supposed to, and naturally the guards have telepathic powers and knew he was there even without seeing him, the moment he set foot in the chapel. That guard in the background is just waiting for the dialogue to end, and then he shoves that axe up his ass, rendering that save a softlock. You would think there would be some sort of a check if the guards are looking for you or not, and the woman you're supposed to talk to would tell you to piss off or cower in the corner if you're in combat like Henry is right now, but no. We have this cartoon bullshit that can easily break the entire sequence. Did I mention that if you start a fight in this section of the game, another sequence later down the line might break as well?
I can't believe I am saying this, but with the current broken crime system, even Bethesda is more competent.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

They already dealt with an underage scandal

It wasn't a scandal because most people who play the game don't believe and/or deny that Hans in underage. Vavra faced no consequences for including gay child porn in the game. But since they now know that they can get away with it they will include more woke & disgusting bullshit. They don't even need to hide it anymore.

 

[Jace on ice]

I'm replaying Witcher 3 in preparation for W4 The Return of Ciri's jaw and it's wild how gorgeous that game is in comparison to KCD2 a very similar Slavjank game.

Nothing in this game looks good except maybe facial expressions in cutscenes and they want a 4070 TI as a baseline.

What is the GPU even doing?

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

There is big differences between Starfield and KCD II.
Not only budget and the marketing campaing, but days after starfield came out players started to hate it because is shallow and the 889443943 planets are all similar. KCD II is anything but shallow (at least in my playthrough 30 hours in at this point)
The sentiment with KCD II is already really different than Starfield, the player's reception is already good.
The same way the Hogwarts Legacy "boycott" failed, the KCD II "boycott" its seems that also failed.

Starfeild is an example of a hype train, my point is not that KCD II and Starfeild are at the same level but we should not take player numbers as a sign of a well actual "deserving of praise" game when there are a lot of bad video games with great sales and reception only for it to embarrassingly getting memory holed from the cultural zeitgeist. I can talk about how torture porn like "inglorious bastards" being nothing but revenge porn for calafornia liberals which embarrassed the jewish community more than anyone as "cinema".

in what fucking world is 22% a "very minor fraction"? that's pretty normal for a game where the average playthrough lasts 100+ hours.

for a masterpiece, 22% is a minor fraction. It should atleast have more than that, you can go to the steam achievement stats and people have not even completed half of it. So the opinion on the game has already been formed after normies played only Act 1 and not experiencing Act 3 where game goes down in quality.

 

[Bebepine]

I do find it funny that gameplay wise they doubled down on the awful combat system and retarded mechanics like saviour schnapps. I kind of get the idea of making people live with their mistakes instead of just quickloading, otherwise why would you ever go to jail for example. But what did people actually do? Just hoard or craft tons of them and just have a less convenient quick save anyway as well as game autosaves from starting quests and the like. You can't force people to play that way. And then you bring the mechanic back after all the criticism. Boggles the mind. Not to mention how all the slavjank interacts with the save system.
It just gives off this impression of arrogant devs who think they can do no wrong. Sound like a certain someone?
So basically the story can be shoved full of pozz and bad writing and vavra sleeps, but the bad gameplay is inviolate.

The saving system is shit and is only kept in because Vavra has an ego. You can bet I modded that shit out too because of how badly it’s done. The combat was so bad on console but only slightly better on pc - the combat mechanics in the new KCD seem to be built on the same jankiness from what I’ve seen. He’s just done everything the exact same and pozzed it up.

 

[>IMPLYING]

A refreshing departure from the usual corporate rainbow-washing. Imagine—complex gay characters who aren’t reduced to medieval pride parodies! Christian historians clutching their pearls over accurate queer medieval figures? Delicious. Yes, scholars—sometimes the “close companions” in illuminated manuscripts were gasp actually companions

This post feels like it's supposed to be bait, and the overabundance of em dashes makes me think it was composed in chatGPT, but I'll answer regardless.

They were 'rainbow-washed', as they were formerly straight and now they're bisexual without there being any actual impact or major story deviations as a result of the romance. Hans is a character who has a role of prominence throughout the game and even after the romance scene, they don't actually raise the fact until the very end of the game where for some reason they're very awkward and aloof about it and Hans openly talks about marrying a woman and naming his son after Henry. Total, romance related dialogue amounts to 9 minutes. These aren't complex gay characters, they're complex characters slapped with the suffix of 'gay-' in a cynical attempt to cater to fujos - at best - or to adhere to what was mandated by their corporate overlords.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Got so angry at a guard that i tried to knock him out he got out of my grip and we got in a fist fight that ended up a sword fight cause he was losing and then i dumped his corpse outside of town. So far no crime. I did however steal a recipe earlier while not crouched and somehow they knew i had it.
Edit: I'm apparently now wanted in Troskowitz where it happened.

 

[Bebepine]

Someone get this nonce a pink triangle

Not your personal army faggot.

 

[30+GameOvers]

This WAB "expose" video where he shows part of the Dead Domain(tranny) hit piece on Synth is so cringe. One of the first things boomer Mack does is literally go about muh hitler and muh 60 gorillion to garner sympathy as Synth in the video is talking about his futa fetish. His argument that Synth is a skinhead and ordered a personal attack on Mack, who is innocent in all this and had to delete all these comments to defend his channel from hate crimes(false, obviously). This guy is the definition of a midwit, I have to ask myself how I took this guy seriously all this time if this is the best he can come up with as an excuse for "banning over 400 subscribers" that left him mean comments(LOL).
Chat summary, what can we say about this?

If "another reviewer" is Vavra, then I agree.

 

[Sheogorath]

Oh, the sheer agony of witnessing your meltdown over Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2’s brilliance. Having savored every meticulously crafted moment since pre-order day—200 hours and counting—it’s almost adorable how triggered some of you are by excellence. The queer representation? A refreshing departure from the usual corporate rainbow-washing. Imagine—complex gay characters who aren’t reduced to medieval pride parodies! Christian historians clutching their pearls over accurate queer medieval figures? Delicious. Yes, scholars—sometimes the “close companions” in illuminated manuscripts were gasp actually companions.

But of course, the game’s runaway success must be a fluke. The combat system actually requires cognitive function—a concept foreign to those who think “good gameplay” means spamming attack buttons. The writing? Sir Hans’ drunken escapades alone are worth the price of admission. And let’s not forget the audacity of including a single gay subplot that lives rent-free in your fragile minds. Saudi Arabia banned it? How utterly predictable—tyrants do fear art, after all.

 

[Cloudby Skytoucher]

I've said this before in other places but honestly Musa pisses me off way more than the gay shit. He's such a fucking token. They could have made him an Arab or a Turk if they really wanted a realistic Muslim portrayal in the game, but no, he has to be BLACK, and specifically WEST African to appeal to le heckin American black history month or whatever horseshit. Ethiopian? Sudanese? Nah, that would require explaining how Islam is a cancerous force that conquers and enslaves "lesser" races of infidels, instead let's have him be from the only medieval civilization in Africa that Anglo-DEI dipshits have ever heard of. On top of that, let's make sure he's still a practicing Muslim no matter how unrealistic that might be! Can't have people struggling with their faith in a game like this! Oh wait, we do have that, but only those darn evil CHRISTIANS! Jews and Muslims would be living in a land of rainbow pools and gumdrop smiles if not for those hecking evil white cis christians! His name? Musa of course! Everybody is named after their most famous monarch in real life! As we all know, all Englishmen are named Edward or Victoria, all Frenchmen are named Louis, and all Czechs are named Wenceslas! It's like having a Black American character in a game, and you decide he should be a gangbanger from Chicago named Tyrone, whose dialogue is all about how superior Chicago is to whatever city the game takes place in. Truly incredible storytelling on Warhorse's part, you can hardly taste the Embracer Group flavored jizz smeared all over it!

 

[Annealing Crater]

Come on, it's historical fiction. You can suspend your disbelief that everyone speaks English, but they add just a bit of spice to the characters, teach the barbarians some innovative african cooking techniques like Dawn (TM) Dish Soap and LAWRY'S (TM) seasoning and that's too much? What are you a bigot?

 

[30+GameOvers]

>The second part of the golem questline, which continues after the wedding sequence, involves Henry looking for a book from an old man who literally shit himself to death

Yup, it wasn't enough that Henry had to go licking shit covered corpses, he has to go rummage thru a corpse covered in massive amounts of shit and take a book from it to finally give the (((Miller))) what he wants to make the golem. Henry even comments on how much shit he had to go thru(literally) for this guy, so the devs knew.
The humiliation never fucking ends in this game.

 

[LieLieFyre]

>The second part of the golem questline, which continues after the wedding sequence, involves Henry looking for a book from an old man who literally shit himself to death
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Yup, it wasn't enough that Henry had to go licking shit covered corpses, he has to go rummage thru a corpse covered in massive amounts of shit and take a book from it to finally give the (((Miller))) what he wants to make the golem. Henry even comments on how much shit he had to go thru(literally) for this guy, so the devs knew.
The humiliation never fucking ends in this game.

Is this from the miller in the south one of the 2 paths to the wedding? Cause i went blacksmith cause it made more sense and Henry isnt black.

 

[Potatoherder]

He was brit^ish so it wasn't unexpected.

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/1889708033388778003

https://archive.fo/ZQcFg

Seems people are digging some more, no source, but it looks to be facebook.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Is this from the miller in the south one of the 2 paths to the wedding? Cause i went blacksmith cause it made more sense and Henry isnt black.

Yeah, the miller literally makes you eat a bit of a shit covered corpse for a jewish golem ritual and this is the second part of it you can continue after you get into the castle and crash the wedding. The book he was looking for was in the castle, hence how he was able to sneak you in there. This quest also introduces a girlboss gypsy who apparently traveled all over Europe and became an assassin or something, somebody's self insert who probably should have been the main character instead of Henry.