Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I would argue that Pat eclipses even Ralph's Law.

Other A-list cows like Rekieta, Ralph and Destiny all have certifiable Ws to their names. Rekieta and Ralph had fairly successful, profitable careers prior to their respective downfalls. "Wait a minute, Matt, NO!" will remain an immortal line in Internet drama circles for some time to come. Destiny may live in a bubble of spite, negativity and constant drama, but at least he has the cold comforts of a lucrative income and endless, hedonistic sex. Ralph and Rekieta may be shit parents, but they never signed away their parenting rights. Even Tiny can at least say he didn't drop his son like a bad habit, even if the kid does hate his guts.

Pat, though - what does Pat have? I'm wracking my brains, but I just cannot think of any other moderately high-profile cow who has a W-L ratio as lopsided as Porque Squealer. He doesn't even have the uncanny ability to wriggle his way out of legal consequences for his shenanigans, the way so many other cows do. Every time Pat's gotten involved with the law, it's ended badly for him. He failed to sue Dear Sneeder; he was embarassed in court by The Polak; he paid Quasi - I honestly expected the lolsuit against the MPD to be the tiebreaker, but now I'm not so sure.
But he keeps on going despite all these losses.

He could be so down and out he is forced to accept five dollars from Dan Mullen for a blow job, and he still would be childing people on Twitter while doing it.

“No stalker, Dan doesn’t have his penis in my mouth.
Enjoy prison”.
 
He could barely restrain himself from childing the judge in the Nadolsky case. Imagine an hour or longer of having his lies ripped to shreds when he can't child.
More than that, he can't eat, drink, or xeet. Taking an hour of his time severely jeopardizes the entire Milwaukee bar scene and Elon's Xitter platform at the same time. The economic fatlash is predicted to be in the hundreds of millions, plus they'll have to tear down that entire court house after he oozes all over that place, much cheaper than trying to clean up after him.
 
Holy shit. So the city has called his bluff and even said he and Niki caused any harm they may have endured. They are saying they want a trial, they’re not fucking around. Also, I’m putting my false flag pat hat back on. Look at this and tell me what homosexual rando would seethe like this at Leslie lol, he can’t even change up his writing style. Maybe I’m wrong and tarded I don’t have bluesky. But I think it’s Pat lol compare:
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✅ “oh, honey.”
✅ huge emphasis on followers
✅ absolutely seething like a motherfucker about her career
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Same typing style. He is melting the fuck down about her lol. I didn’t screenshot it, it’s on the pest thread linked above, but he mentioned lawyers multiple times trying to scare her. She didn’t back down so he ended one of his gay tweets with “Lesson incoming.” Meaning he’s threatening to sue her too, again :story:
 

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He's talking about Leslie. Not himself, Leslie. Read what he wrote again and think about that.

I don't think anyone else could do a better job describing Patrick's mental qualifications in 3 tweets or less if their lives depended on it. Congrats, Fatty this is one of the rare times you showed a semblance of literary skill.

Maybe you should stop with the sci-fi larp and go into biographies.
 
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He's talking about Leslie. Not himself, Leslie. Read what he wrote again and think about that.

I don't think anyone else could do a better job describing Patrick's mental qualifications in 3 tweets or less if their lives depended on it. Congrats, Fatty this is one of the rare times you showed a semblance of literary skill.

Maybe you should stop with the sci-fi larp and go into biographies.
All I could think about when I read it was “8000 words on the front page?! Oh wow! Have my entire evidence folder and all my secrets!”

Also what’s the out here he’s claiming to give her? “You’re either fucking retarded or a criminal, pick one and only one child!”
 
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Also what the fuck is this shit going on about? I can't quite make out what sped jr. is saying but Fat retweeted like 2 other things about this and how IT'S A TOTALLY EPIC CONFIRMATION MUSK IS REAL SHADOW PRESIDENT!!!
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We're reaching the stage of greasy fatness where his trotters are now so fat and greasy that he can no longer operate a smartphone keyboard.
 
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Brian Keene chimes in on Fat's latest spergout. What a positive guy.
Wrong as always, stalker, Rick does not have the time, intellect, or opposable thumbs one needs to play video games. In fact Rick doesn't appear to do much at all anymore besides being fat, seething, and eating. If it was anybody else I'd say it's really sad that someone goes from having hobbies, building toy dinosaurs and starships, hanging out with people at conventions, even going to bars to being such a miserable cunt that you don't do anything anymore, there are never any pictures of him doing shit, or just hanging out, when he goes to conventions people just avoid his fat ass and he'll be spotted drinking alone at best. Not Fat Rick though, he chose this, he brought this on himself and willingly and purposefully just spends all his energy just trying to make people miserable. What a fucking existence that is, he built his own prison around him, but the one who's enjoying it is not him, it's the people observing. Enjoy Pat Posting, stalker childs.
 
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