Crime Florida attorney allegedly attacks father of girl who cut in front of him in buffet line at meat station - "You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve."

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A Florida attorney was recently arrested after an altercation at a buffet line turned physical, Sunshine State law enforcement say.

Mark Roher, 52, stands accused of one count of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, according to Palm Beach County Jail records.

What began verbally ended with violence and an arrest, authorities say.


The incident occurred on Jan. 18, during a wedding at the Boca Lago Country Club in Boca Raton, according to a police report obtained by the Miami New Times and local news website BocaNewsNow.com.

During the reception, the defendant was allegedly in line at the prime rib carving station when two young girls cut in front of him, the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office alleges. Roher got angry about being cut in front of at the buffet and confronted the father of one of the girls, according to the police report.

“The slimmer man ignored the man yelling at him and did not respond,” a deputy reportedly wrote. “Without provocation, the large, bald man struck the slimmer man on the head with a dinner plate. From thereon, a melee began between a large number of the wedding guests.”

The man attacked also relayed his version of events:

The victim then stated that a white male standing behind him became upset that he was being cut in line and the white male who was later identified as Mark Stuart Roher walked up to him and they began arguing. The victim then stated that he was attempting to remove himself from the situation and he turned around to avoid further contact. The victim then alleged that he was hit over the head with a plate and he was shoved and while off balance the victim was grabbed by the collar by Mark who was holding a plate over his head.

Another witness offered a similar version of events:

I then spoke to a worker at the event who said in a sworn statement that (they) saw the whole interaction from the start and corroborate the victim’s account about why Mark became upset at being cut in line. The witness then stated that the victim had turned away from Mark in an attempt to ignore him and this is when Mark walked up to him with a plate and hit the victim on the head with the plate. The witness confirmed that the plate had shattered and that Mark then pushed the victim and was holding him by the collar. The witness then stated that surrounding people separated the two individuals, but then Mark attempted to walk back over to the victim. The witness said that (they) heard multiple plates shatter but the only one she saw as the one that Mark used to hit the victim on the head.

When initially questioned, Roher invoked his Miranda rights, the deputy wrote. Later, during a custodial interview at the Palm Beach County Sheriff District 7 Substation, Roher allegedly agreed to speak.

“[The defendant] stated that he was upset that he was being cut in line and…did get into an argument with the victim,” the police report reads. “Mark also admitted to making first contact by pushing the victim.”

Roher, however, allegedly denied hitting the other man with a plate and told investigators the reception was a “dry party.”

The defendant made clear to investigators that he suffered during the contretemps as well, according to the police report.

“[Roher] also informed me that had several injuries of where he was grabbed and escorted away,” the deputy’s report continues. “He mentioned that he was hit in the face, underarm, and shin.”

The defendant was booked into jail earlier this week and released on $1,000 bond a few hours later, sheriff’s office records show.


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‘You’re parading me’: Attorney who allegedly smashed dinner plate on man’s head over line-cutting at prime rib wedding buffet claims he’s the real victim, bodycam shows​

A Florida attorney who allegedly hit a man in the head with a dinner plate initially invoked his right to remain silent when confronted by police, but eventually demanded that charges be brought against another individual too.

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Mark Roher is accused of smashing a plate on a man’s head during a wedding reception.

“I want to press charges against him because out of the numerous people that beat me up, he’s the only one I could identify as kicking me,” Mark Roher, 52, said in police body camera footage from Jan. 18. “So he kicked me. I saw him. He’s the only one I saw kicking me, so I don’t know why he’s not getting charged.”

Deputies in Palm Beach County, Florida, didn’t see it his way and arrested him for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

As Law&Crime previously reported, deputies said Roher was at a wedding at the Boca Lago Country Club in the city of Boca Raton. During the reception, he was waiting in line at the prime rib carving station. Two young girls cut in front of him, and he angrily confronted one of the girl’s fathers, investigators claim.

The father ignored the yelling Roher, who, without provocation, struck him on the head with a dinner plate, authorities said. The confrontation then devolved into a “melee” among a large number of guests there. That victim said that Roher had shoved him and grabbed him by the collar. Another person corroborated the account, saying that the plate shattered on the victim’s head, authorities said.

In video, Roher complained as a authorities took him, handcuffed, to the patrol vehicle.

“I don’t think it’s right that you’re parading me in front of them,” Roher said.

“We not parading you, sir,” the deputy said. “We’re putting you exactly in the car.”

“Oh, no, I didn’t mean it like that,” Roher said.

A hearing is set for Feb. 20, online records show.
 

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Unlimited food does crazy shit to people some times. My community does a local BBQ thing every summer. They charge $5 you get a Burger or a hotdog and the usual BBQ stuff. You line up, get your shit, sit down and eat. It's a family event. There's usually kids games setup and stuff and it's normally a pretty chill event.
I'll call and raise you with this very common Chinese buffet behavior

 
Check out the new Dick Tracy character: Bowling Pin Head.

Judging by your number of chins? You didn't need to be in that line at all.


Meat confirmed as murder at last.
When he tells the other inmates he fought on pork chop hill this isn't what they'll be expecting

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One year, they made the food free. Holy fucking hell it was fucking anarchy. I've never seen anything like it before. They would just bring big plates full of burgers and hotdogs to the tables and fucking people were going nuts. People were rushing to the tables grabbing as many burgers and hotdogs as they could. I remember seeing kids standing there trying to get food and all these adults just literally shoving them out of the way to grab 5 or more burgers at a time. The plates were empty seconds after they'd appear. It's not like these were good burgers or anything. They were just cheap frozen no name patties. But people were behaving like absolute animals over them. I don't think they ever did the free thing again after that.
Yeah exactly, free shit like that turns people stupid as fuck. Lots of the ski resorts and such in BC set up bbq's and hand out free burgers, hotdogs and whatever other bbq stuff they have left over at the end of the skiiing season so they don't throw a bunch of shit away when they shut down for the season. They'll put a bbq up at the top of every chairlift and people getting off will grab a burger before they go skiing. But i've seen it get real ugly a few times. Years ago one guy got pissed off cause the guy in front of him in the lineup got the last hot dog when his kid wanted one. Turned into an argument and ended with him slashing at the guys face with one of those old school 1970s ski poles that had blade like sharpened ends that you could do serious damage with. Cut up his face really bad and the guy nearly lost an eye. All because some idiot lost his shit over a free hot dog, when all he had to do was ski down to the next chairlift over and get one at the bbq they set up at that one. So much for being grateful for getting some free food. Funny thing is that happened over a hotdog yet over at what was then hemlock valley their version of it included some strips of steak cause their lodge has a rather nice bar and grill thats pretty much a mini steakhouse, yet nobody ever went batshit like that over some steaks. That said if anyone ever finds themselves in BC in the winter i'd highly recommend taking the time to try out that place. Its one of the best steakhouses in the country and the lodge is gorgeous
 
The jokes wrote themselves with the crew on this one.

Diane, please warm up the helicopter, you're flying left seat. Anita, please fly right seat. Yuri and Kwang Hui, please assist Pitor, the crew chief, after the rest of us have completed the special processing.
 
The jokes wrote themselves with the crew on this one.

Diane, please warm up the helicopter, you're flying left seat. Anita, please fly right seat. Yuri and Kwang Hui, please assist Pitor, the crew chief, after the rest of us have completed the special processing.
Wouldn’t you be needing a larger helicopter or less crew for this one or is your craft rated for superheavy loads?
 
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The jokes wrote themselves with the crew on this one.

Diane, please warm up the helicopter, you're flying left seat. Anita, please fly right seat. Yuri and Kwang Hui, please assist Pitor, the crew chief, after the rest of us have completed the special processing.
Was there a dinner-plate melee for the crew spots on this one?

Breaking Bad-style broken-ceramic-plate knife-fight in a basement dungeon?

Based if true.
 
Country clubs and casinos generally have large open buffets. A wedding dinner would be sharing the room with other customers, or they'd be in a private room adjacent to the buffet.
I was initially thinking "Tampa Bay area Golden Corral" (or something along those lines) but a wedding reception is not what I expected. If it's at a country club, they probably wouldn't mind (or at least wouldn't notice) if you slipped in and grabbed something but that's a tacky thing to do and you definitely shouldn't be causing a scene over it.
 
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Fatty fat fuck who is fat decides to physically assault a man when faced with the prospect of having to wait an extra 45-60 seconds to get his GUD MEATS. :story:

This is the kind of food aggression I would expect to see from Chantal, lol. Except Chinny would have smashed the plates over the girls heads and convinced herself the slim man was actually super into her.
 
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What, is he supposed to punch two little girls? If parents of shitty kids got punched a lot of things might get better over night
He could try telling them off politely instead of spazzing out at their dad and then hitting him with a plate because he had to wait 30 seconds longer to start shoving food he clearly doesn't need into his mouth.

Considering this is Florida he's lucky he didn't get shot by the man. In his shoes I'd totally be in fear for my life considering the plainly obvious all-consuming appetites of the man who just assaulted me with a dinner plate, no doubt so he could try eating my brains off it.
 
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Acting like a nigger, nobody getting shot was the only tip he wasn't.
 
I swear the physiognomy on this man is like some fucking NPC generator shit. I must have seen him like 100 times whenever I go shopping at Walmart or shop around for a mechanic.
 
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