Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

[LieLieFyre]

Castle part is confusing (layout) and rather boring just running from one person to another talking.

 

[Caesare]

You are missing context to the shit you are bitching about. The whole it isn't woke because you can make choices thing is mocking all the anti-woke content creators who are saying KC2 isn't woke because you choose to be gay.
You don't have to be trans in Veilguard, you can let companions die, and you don't have to do their quests. In KC2 you can't kill the essential gay NPCs, you have to be friends with Musa, you can't talk back to Musa, you can't kill Musa, and you have to save the Jews.

I responded to a person bitching at me for not hating stuff that I haven't seen yet, as I've already said. And yeah it's long, I'm riffing about the things that I have experienced, and the good and bad of those things. It takes a few lines to do that, especially when I have to also explain that I can't get mad at the video game stuff that I haven't gotten to. Like I said, I'll probably talk about it when I do experience it, but as of now I can't commiserate with you about it and get angry about it b/c there's no reference point for me to refer to and get mad about. I know there's a stupid out of place nigger and something with Henry turning into an undercover cocksucker. I said that sucks but I loved the first game and figured that even if it was just a repeat of that with a different story, I'd still enjoy it. And I wouldn't even know about the fags and niggers if I didn't click on this thread one fateful day, so I gave it a shot. If it sucked immediately, there's always that refund grace period. It didn't suck tho, I'm enjoying it.

I don't know what to tell ya. I don't like niggers either but if a game gives me like 40 good, nigger free hours, should I automatically hate it just because I know the nigger will inevitably make an appearance 42.5 hours in? I can tell you one thing though, it is a hell of a conundrum.

In KC2 you can't kill the essential gay NPCs, you have to be friends with Musa, you can't talk back to Musa, you can't kill Musa, and you have to save the Jews.

You're getting upset about stuff that I already told you I haven't experienced yet AND you're spoilering the story for me. I'm gonna pretend like you didn't say that, because naturally, my plan was to assassinate him as soon as I found out about his anachronistic presence in the nigger free Bohemian utopia. I'm going to keep those sharpened crossbow bolts in Henry's bag, already dipped in poison of course, so I can launch one right into his ugly negroid face as soon as soon as he makes an appearance.

And you're complaining about my long autistic babbling and yes, my posts are babbling that's both long and autistic, but don't pretend like you're above it all. You've been here 5 minutes and you've got 60,000 posts already. Long autistic babbling is right up you alley.

 

[Brap God]

You don't have to be trans in Veilguard, you can let companions die, and you don't have to do their quests.

On the first thing you are right, for the second and third, sorta. You need at least two companions to survive in order to not get fucked in the ass yourself, so you gotta placate at least two niggers from the faggot brigade you've got assembled. But that doesn't change the fact that your Avenger squad is filled to the brim with dislikeable characters written for redditors and that the rest of the game doesn't redeem itself in any way. Most of Thedas dies, that'd be equivalent to rewriting history in this game for Moors to occupy most of Bohemia, just cuz. They could've hardly made a worse entry into the DA series. Also Solas is kinda like Musa, if you think about it.

 

[EscapeVorkuta]

The average woman is also WAY more perverted than the average man. 50 Shades of Gray anyone? The thing is that women can't let men have their own thing. They ALWAYS have to be included in men's things or they go ape shit. Most men avoid women's hobbies like the plague, but have to censor the COD lobby for it to be wahmen friendly. This leads to everything men consider good getting tainted by this trash.

Honestly when I saw this in the reveal trailer I should have known it was over:

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File it under "A picture's worth 1000 words"

Where women gather, men scatter.

 

[IDontLikeLiberals]

Honestly don't get the hate here, I'm having a great time playing so far. As a gay man, our representation is very validating to me especially because Christian historians so often whitewash LGBT history in the Middle Ages (Da Vinci? Hello?). No surprise that the most profound characters are gay considering the link between homosexuality and high culture.

Face it, kcd2 is a huge success. You're in the minority.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Saltpeter pits are formed from mass graves. you gotta taste the soil if it feels cold on the tongue to know if you have a pit. So you're not exactly eating corpses more like eating dirt.

Henry clearly states that he had to taste a corpse in his dialogue. Not sure what else to tell you, "saltpether" isn't what you think it is and it's stated as such multiple times in the dialogue. Best part is that this doesn't lead anywhere either, it's just more humiliation and time wasting so we can get to historical revisionism of jews inventing gunpowder. Of course muh evil church would be after him if we tattletaled on the jew doing hecking science, or rather what he doesn't tell you is that the church would hang him for performing satanic jewish golem rituals with dead body parts(something he admits he is so obsessed with he had to quit college in Prague over).

 

[LieLieFyre]

Henry clearly states that he had to taste a corpse in his dialogue. Not sure what else to tell you, "saltpether" isn't what you think it is and it's stated as such multiple times in the dialogue. Best part is that this doesn't lead anywhere either, it's just more humiliation and time wasting so we can get to historical revisionism of jews inventing gunpowder. Of course muh evil church would be after him if we tattletaled on the jew doing hecking science, or rather what he doesn't tell you is that the church would hang him for performing satanic jewish golem rituals with dead body parts(something he admits he is so obsessed with he had to quit college in Prague over).

The animation in game shows him taking part of the wall of the grave not a piece of corpse. Also if doing fetch quests is a humiliation ritual I've got sad news for you about a lot of popular rpgs from the past decades. Also if the experiment fails doesn't that make the jew look like a fool for believe in this shit? I mean the character literally speaks nonsense and everyone around him calls him a bit loony. Also hes a miller aka a crook.
Before you go on to tell me I'm licking the boots of the game I don't really like it. Quests are pretty much all go form one end of the map to the other and do a lot of talking. The most I've had to fight enemies in is a side activity where you go around helping shepherds with "wolves" and the poacher quest where you kill a lot poachers. Other than that it's just a bunch of peasants being idiots. Also the actions of the characters make little sense. Also also for some reason every continuation in the story seems to come with Henry getting in a fist fight and ending up in jail.

 

[30+GameOvers]

File it under "A picture's worth 1000 words"

This is the "I made my yaoi fanfiction a reality" face
Note to future creators: If your intention is to make a historically accurate piece of media, maybe DON'T hire women. Or jews, for that matter.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Saltpeter pits are formed from mass graves. you gotta taste the soil if it feels cold on the tongue to know if you have a pit. So you're not exactly eating corpses more like eating dirt.

This is like being told to taste fertilizer made from water and muck from outhouses and claiming its NOT tasting shit. Its only valid in the most "ackshually" tense

 

[30+GameOvers]

The animation in game shows him taking part of the wall of the grave not a piece of corpse. Also if doing fetch quests is a humiliation ritual I've got sad news for you about a lot of popular rpgs from the past decades. Also if the experiment fails doesn't that make the jew look like a fool for believe in this shit? I mean the character literally speaks nonsense and everyone around him calls him a bit loony. Also hes a miller aka a crook.
Before you go on to tell me I'm licking the boots of the game I don't really like it. Quests are pretty much all go form one end of the map to the other and do a lot of talking. The most I've had to fight enemies in is a side activity where you go around helping shepherds with "wolves" and the poacher quest where you kill a lot poachers. Other than that it's just a bunch of peasants being idiots. Also the actions of the characters make little sense. Also also for some reason every continuation in the story seems to come with Henry getting in a fist fight and ending up in jail.

You're defending a quest made to humiliate the player and the main character, not just that but to waste their time. I didn't even mention the absolute chore it is to follow around the gravekeeper and wipe his ass every step of the way as he takes you to the pit.
This is what majority of the quests in this game are btw, they either waste your time, humiliate Henry or do both.

 

[LieLieFyre]

You're defending a quest made to humiliate the player and the main character, not just that but to waste their time. I didn't even mention the absolute chore it is to follow around the gravekeeper and wipe his ass every step of the way as he takes you to the pit.
This is what majority of the quests in this game are btw, they either waste your time, humiliate Henry or do both.

I'm playing the fucking thing. I know what I'm talking about.
The miller isn't even making a golem they were making a fucking BOMB.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

I'm playing the fucking thing. I know what I'm talking about.
The miller isn't even making a golem they were making a fucking BOMB.

That mission was so confusing. He was lying to henry like the dumb goyim deserves (yet another humiliation ritual), to get ingredients for gunpowder, the game acts like this is the first invention of gunpowder in the region, but then 2 hours later youre using guns in nebakov and Henry reacts to gunpowder like its the first time hes seeing it? So what was the point of the other quest? Such a waste of time.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'm playing the fucking thing. I know what I'm talking about.
The miller isn't even making a golem they were making a fucking BOMB.

So what? That doesn't make the shitty writing less shittier. So he had to taste shit because a jew wanted to build a bomb instead of a Golen. That totally changes everything...NOT.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'm playing the fucking thing. I know what I'm talking about.
The miller isn't even making a golem they were making a fucking BOMB.

Did you read my posts? That's what I said, the game claims he invented gunpowder when that's clearly bullshit. Doesn't change the fact that he is obsessed with corpses and makes Henry eat/lick one. Muh soil is a dumb argument, might as well be the same thing when you look at the context, it's just more disgusting humiliation ritual bullshit for the jew's satanic ritual.

 

[LieLieFyre]

So what? That doesn't make the shitty writing less shittier. So he had to taste shit because a jew wanted to build a bomb instead of a Golen. That totally changes everything...NOT.

Id rather have the truth. There was talk about jewish golems earlier. Instead it's a bomb. I did not see anyone retract that and say that it was a bomb not golem. If you're gonna call something shit at least call it shit cause of the right reasons. Yes it's a boring quest with a boring end. At least say that instead calling it jews making fun of you. I'm hoping the antisemitism thing further in game is at least more accurate to the rumors.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Id rather have the truth. There was talk about jewish golems earlier. Instead it's a bomb. I did not see anyone retract that and say that it was a bomb not golem. If you're gonna call something shit at least call it shit cause of the right reasons. Yes it's a boring quest with a boring end. At least say that instead calling it jews making fun of you. I'm hoping the antisemitism thing further in game is at least more accurate to the rumors.

The "salt" is a euphemism in this context, Henry does literally have to eat a little bit of a shit covered corpse to see if the "taste" is correct for his golem.
Not like it amounts to much, the whole punchline in this quest is that the jew was making black powder the whole time...even tho gunpowder was invented years ago by that point and cannons were already in use. Vavra is trying to re-write history again and imply that jews invented gunpowder.

Learn to read, I posted this yesterday. You have the "truth", Henry has to humiliate himself more than once by being around disgusting corpses covered in shit because he is a goy and deserves it.

 

[MeltyTW]

Learn to read, I posted this yesterday. You have the "truth", Henry has to humiliate himself more than once by being around disgusting corpses covered in shit because he is a goy and deserves it.

Aren't corpses considered particularly unclean to them to the point their made up heretical bullshit talmud details tons of cleansing ceremonies for having touched a corpse

 

[Peep Plops]

you people are straight up schizophrenic with your insane elders of zion bullshit. enjoy being miserable sacks of shit posting rightoid lunacy all day while cool guys get to enjoy a great game.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Aren't corpses considered particularly unclean to them to the point their made up heretical bullshit talmud details tons of cleansing ceremonies for having touched a corpse

Goyim are cattle who deserve nothing, if anyone is going to eat corpses or retrieve property covered in shit sitting next to a corpse, it will be them.
That includes defending them, as seen in an unskippable mission where you have to defend an imaginary jewish village and a synagogue that wouldn't be build for like 400 years from evil Christians. Between all this, the gay sex and being forced to keep Musa not only alive but not even as much as criticize him when he insults you, this is less of a medieval simulator and more of a NTR doujin where Henry gets turned into a heretical race traitor and a disgusting degenerate. I can't fathom why anyone would downplay any of the content in this game, as if it will magically make people laugh less at you for thinking it's okay.

 

[Potatoherder]

you people are straight up schizophrenic with your insane elders of zion bullshit. enjoy being miserable sacks of shit posting rightoid lunacy all day while cool guys get to enjoy a great game.

Even if it didn't have this nonsense in it there is a reason only 11% of people finished the first game. There is this false pushed that this is some beloved franchise when it's in fact a eurojank game that only sold because he sided with gamergate. Even Mafia wasn't a beloved series. I only know of it because let players made fun of the first game.