What's your favorite food to eat in the bathtub?

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Soup is a good food to eat in the bath, if you spill any it'll warm up the bath a bit more. Ice cream is a bad food to eat in the bath, if you spill any it'll cool down the bath a bit more. But neither of these are my favorite food to eat in the bath, only foods I've tested for this use case. Hot dogs are the best food to eat in the bath, in fact hot dogs are the best food to eat anywhere. You can keep hot dogs in your pocket, you can eat them on the toilet, you can even eat them at a table. If you're waiting in line at the DMV it's always good to make sure you have hot dogs in your pocket in case you get peckish.
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Soup is a good food to eat in the bath, if you spill any it'll warm up the bath a bit more. Ice cream is a bad food to eat in the bath, if you spill any it'll cool down the bath a bit more. But neither of these are my favorite food to eat in the bath, only foods I've tested for this use case. Hot dogs are the best food to eat in the bath, in fact hot dogs are the best food to eat anywhere. You can keep hot dogs in your pocket, you can eat them on the toilet, you can even eat them at a table. If you're waiting in line at the DMV it's always good to make sure you have hot dogs in your pocket in case you get peckish.
 
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Chili dogs. Especially the kind you get from Wienersnitzel that make you instantly shit yourself.
You're already in the bathtub so you'll be clean afterwards and are gonna be wiping yourself off anyway.
 
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Per my formal research, Drumstick ice cream cones, Flintstones push ups, Otter pops, Squeezits, and Capri Suns are bath food. Bloody steak or a whole apple pie held with both hands is standing shower food (though you can eat them one-handed when you need the other arm to hold a cigarette above the water). If you have room to sit in your shower (or just happen to have an inflatable pool raft or a chair you stole from somebody with Alzheimer's), then nachos, Babybel cheeses, and other finger foods become available shower meals.
 
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