DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RIPRhongoBongo]

BSP was way too soft for this kind of interview

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

BSP was way too soft for this kind of interview

Soft people are prime to be manipulated by sympathy scumbags
Only people with an edge and a bit of hate in their heart can call shit for what it is when dealing with these slippery fucks.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Any response Phil gave was the same old lies he always has for these so I don't care that he was cut off so much. I think the only new thing he actually said is that his begging (which is now worse then it has ever been) is like some kind of joke and he does it to purposely be cringe? Very odd. Obviously not true but I guess it's just a variation of the "I'm just pretending to be retarded" thing.

Now the question is how he talks about this tomorrow and how PPP talks to him about it.

 

[BlastMonk]

begging is like some kind of joke and he does it to purposely be cringe?

Since the KC arc began he has the whole 'Kings Tax' shit., that's the joke to phil. You know how he openly begs and demands donations this very second and then laughs afterwards? That's the 'joke' in Phils mind. He can demand people donate so long as he laughs about it its a joke everyones in on

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Steve just said he would go on TBS. It would be fun to have him on.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I think the only new thing he actually said is that his begging (which is now worse then it has ever been) is like some kind of joke and he does it to purposely be cringe?

Because it's not a joke. If my timeline is correct the reason why ramped up the begging was because he saw the Kino Casino hosts do it, and I'm pretty sure he was glazed into doing it too with the whole "just own up the king shit and demand tips bro" and he figured he didn't have to do the whole "aw shucks I can't afford groceries anymore" and the better way to do it is to demand the dents to pay tribute to the king.

A joke would be something like setting the King's tax goal to $1 and celebrating it as much as a $150 goal. When he's scolding his dents because he's only at $250/300 that's not him "hamming it up". That's just a retroactive excuse he has in his pocket when someone calls it out on it.

EDIT: I remember him using the same excuse during Sidescrollers - he dodged responsibility for every toxic thing he said online as just "playing the character of DSPgaming" and it's a shame that Craig didn't get to question him further about that whole "it was a character" bullshit because he got sidestepped into another topic. I guess since Steve isn't really in the vortex there's no way he'd recognize this as a common Phil evasion maneuver.

 

[Organized Derailment]

Since the KC arc began he has the whole 'Kings Tax' shit., that's the joke to phil. You know how he openly begs and demands donations this very second and then laughs afterwards? That's the 'joke' in Phils mind. He can demand people donate so long as he laughs about it its a joke everyones in on

And strangely he's more aggressive now with the begging than ever before.

Calling it something else like the kings coffers doesn't negate how fucking pushy you are with it.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

"Why don't you get a job and complete that 10 year plan instead of scamming your parents for those tax money?

"Well COVID happened so there's no 10 year plan anymore"

"COVID is done bro"

"Yeah...but it happebed"

This fucking scummie pig

 

[WhoaMoses]

Just finished the interview was pretty hype till the end BSP stayed way too long I think Kylo said early on hey man you can drop out now and BSP just didn't for some reason. But the main take aways I got were the bank leaks are false because "trust me dood you can't prove it." Basically saying that if you walked into a room and Phil was holding a smoking gun over the dead body of someone who just got shot he would argue in court that "you didn't see me shoot the gun dood so case dismissed." Phil also totally was just joking the other day about wanting to hit the goal to get Arby''s even though he asked for support to hit it every 10 seconds that stream it was just a funny joke and everyone was dying laughing don't you get it? There is also a massive difference between "Guys I need money to pay my bills" and "Guys I need money to hit this goal let's go!" *seal clap*.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Daily Crap is out

Edit: Uploaded it here so you don't have to give Phil a view (and incase he BALEETs it) (FIXED):

 

[SauceRyuKen]

So basically the "I was only pretending to be retarded" defense combined with "My real fans don't care" no shit, you've been curating your fanbase to only the most gullible of retards for 10 years now.

I don't think BSP did a bad job, maybe just a little soft. I'll be alone on this but I legit thought a couple points were really well made. Phil said at one point he doesn't care about the leaks being overwhelming evidence, and later on said the polygraph is not admissible in court, to which BSP immediately clapped back with "Oh, so now we care about that, apparently. (Paraphrased)" Thing is, I believe he is a former cop. He made a great case, made Phil look guilty as HELL, but it wasn't very entertaining. He gave Phil enough rope to hang himself with, which Phil promptly proceeded to do, but it was mostly old news. At some point the stack of smoking guns that we have that yes, Phil REALLY WAS scamming people for years and continues to do so just gets resolved and there's no big Case Closed/CSI moment, basically. There's no saxophone solo and detective monologue riff with sunglasses adjusting and cheesy oneliners about how the sausage was made, because everyone already knew. The suspect also doesn't break down in tears before finally revealing his ultimate motivation: He just keeps weakly, sheepishly denying everything because that's his best shot at throwing off the detective.

BSP had two really good lines: "DNA, the slam dunk of evidence, is considered circumstancial" pretty much proving that MOST if not all evidence IS, and nothing short of a videotape with attached logs and a full confession is 100% determinant, and "I didn't see you put your thumb on the doorknob, but the print was there." Phil's defense against the bank leaks, believe it or not, is: "Did you call the bank and 100% listened to the five hour call to make sure that it was the real deal?" to which he replied that correlation is pretty much good enough and he'd be toasted in most courts. He was right. According to Phil unless you actually saw him viciously murder T out of jealousy over their Street Fighter careers, he didn't do nothing, and even if you did, your word is unreliable and you can't be trusted because you have a horse in this race.

To be honest the end of the Pigroach as a relevant streamer is pretty much upon us. It's gotten to a point where even the 419 community is mostly gone. There's no mystery, it's very obvious that this whole thing is a scam and at this point I'm just surprised he's not selling us bottles of WonderCure to effectively end and reverse the adverse effects of early onset alopecia.

Meanwhile Steven was just taking full advantage of Phil's weird senpai obsession with Fat Gilbert Gottfried (That's what I call him) to be able to pretty much insult him to his face. I assume the lesbian fatass is gonna get a REALLY strong worded email from Phil soon-ish. Better take this chance to do a final "Clearing the air" stream where you take him to the cleaners for one final glorious snakening, cause the kino pigroach arc is coming to an end. That said Steven called him a surviving grifter and fucking stupid to his face, along with a narc, so that's pretty nice. There were more open insults. Overall not as good as SideScrollers, but then this was Phil trying to deny and deflect everything, not Phil high on his own pignosis supply trying to change the internet's mind about him by going "Oh yeah that? DI'UNT HAP'N. DEBOONKED. Everyone likes me now, ree."

 

[#DSPositive]

So this fat Guntcuck spent countless hours over an entire year with the King of Autist Retards, endless sessions of painfully boring shitsperg, hollering for hours in that prepubescent trannny voice of his about wrastling to nobody for few shekels, just for this!!?? Yeah I did enjoy it but it's like an honorable mention in a Secret Limited video.

PPPathetic retard.

But thanks, I guess....you should quit while you are ahead and get back to your level of competence: pause-hollering about Ralph while shaking those nascent hairless guntfolds and taint for Cokeski's pedowhales at the Casino.

RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT

 

[FormerPro]

Steve randomly piping up with a question from his chat after Phil performed one of his many contrived, Sesame Street style moral grandstanding closing statement only for him having to hastily rebut it and start again from square one was fucking hilarious.

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't think BSP did a bad job, maybe just a little soft. I'll be alone on this but I legit thought a couple points were really well made. Phil said at one point he doesn't care about the leaks being overwhelming evidence, and later on said the polygraph is not admissible in court, to which BSP immediately clapped back with "Oh, so now we care about that, apparently. (Paraphrased)" Thing is, I believe he is a former cop. He made a great case, made Phil look guilty as HELL, but it wasn't very entertaining.

I think a far more entertaining way to do something like this is have an autistic virtual court session, where you have a defense lawyer and a prosecutor and lay out all the evidence and have like a jury of 6 random faggot ecelebs

and also a judge

It would be far more entertaining (and obviously not admissible in court)

All of these interviews post-sidescrollers and post-"yeah down from the rafters was me" are nothingburgers

edit: I mean someone could use that same concept of a show for investigating eceleb drama/autism in a funny way.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I think a far more entertaining way to do something like this is have an autistic virtual court session, where you have a defense lawyer and a prosecutor and lay out all the evidence and have like a jury of 6 random faggot ecelebs

and also a judge

It would be far more entertaining (and obviously not admissible in court)

All of these interviews post-sidescrollers and post-"yeah down from the rafters was me" are nothingburgers

edit: I mean someone could use that same concept of a show for investigating eceleb drama/autism in a funny way.

Judge Doody and the joke is Doody isn't the Judge

 

[Dave's Mailman]

"WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT I SPEND MY MONEY ON" - 1000$BathroomPhil, NewPCPhil, JoystickSydePhil, TaxSydePhil

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How Phil answers questions

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"Phil, what did you have for dinner tonight?"

"What do you mean by dinner? Some old people call the noon meal dinner and the evening meal supper. Are you asking me what I had for dinner or supper? I don't even know why you are asking me this. What did I have for dinner TONIGHT? Is that what you are asking? I don't care what I had for dinner. If I told you what I had for dinner, the detractors will contact the dinner company and harass them. How do you even know I had dinner? Were you there? You think I had dinner just because you took one clip of me saying I had dinner out of context. I already admitted I had dinner, that's old news. I don't know what I had for dinner, you'll have to ask Kat."

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Here’s a based take for you edgy NIGGERS!

BSP was right, and entertaining (for the first half). This would’ve been mostly dog shit without him.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

"Can you PERSONALLY confirm"
"I can correlate everything with what you said on your stream"
"BUT CAN YOU PERSONALLY CONFIRM BY CALLING MY BANK AND PHISHING ME???"
"There you go, you can't confirm it, because it was obtained by federal crime"
(eb&d doe Phil JUST said the leaks are completely fake. So which one is it Phil, are they fake or are they real but obtained illegally? Pick a fucking lane!)

At this point we should be able to diagnose Phil with autism without being a doctor.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

TL;DR of the interview:


I also noticed some detractors already put out videos covering the highlights of the interview.

Here’s a based take for you edgy NIGGERS!

BSP was right, and entertaining (for the first half). This would’ve been mostly dog shit without him.

The problem I had (and I presume others as well) with BSP was that he woefully overstayed his welcome. He came into it crushing it, but as time went on he started acting pretty petty. That quip about DNA was gold, but his emotional sob story about an addiction to... mobile games was silly to say the least. I haven't watched his afterstream where he might explain himself, but he should've left the second time Steve alluded to him leaving. He had 7 additional guests lined up and never got to them.