Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fuck, I'm three of those.

 

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SS-Obergruppenführer Patrik von Tomlin discussing the implementation of Generalplan Ost, June 1942.
Patrik disappeared after the war despite the Soviet government offering immense bounties for his capture. Survivors in Belorussia claimed he was responsible for the liquidation of over 400 school-age children. During the Wehrmacht’s retreat in 1943, he supplemented his men’s rations with seemingly homemade bratwurst.

 

[Nod Flenders]

No, Patrick. None of the stalker children are enjoying prison. Enjoy being fat!

 

[crab fucker]

Threatening to sue Leslie now...

DO IT, MAN OF PIG! I so want to see Patrick get btfo for whatever slop he intends to sue Leslie for. How much does anyone want to bet that if he actually tries suing her that he'll imply she's the leader of a brigade of trolls? Which he will then have to make the same mistake he made in the Quasi suit where he has to try and drag 50 John Does into the lawsuit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

REEEE SHE'S SENDING BAKED GOODS TO THE CRIMINALLYOBSESSEDCULTOFCYBERSTLAKERSHARRASSINGMEANDMYFAMIKY!

Pat really gets angry at the thought of missing out on food.

You know, because he's FAT.

 

[FinnSven]

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The Prussians made what they called “ersatz meat” for the trenches during World War One.

Ersatz pepperoni may have been a later twist on it.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fuck, I'm three of those.

You need to lose some weight then.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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felony brownie baking, this is honestly a new low lol. I’d love to know what’s crawled up his ass lol he’s hysterical bitching about baked goods. How did it get like this? When you tell the world some lady is baking brownies and she is supposed to be the villain in the story lmao

 

[Bias Judge.]

felony brownie baking, this is honestly a new low lol. I’d love to know what’s crawled up his ass lol he’s hysterical bitching about baked goods. How did it get like this? When you tell the world some lady is baking brownies and she is supposed to be the villain in the story lmao

He seems to be spiraling over on Bluesky. Maybe MPD stress ?

 

[AnOminous]

He seems to be spiraling over on Bluesky. Maybe MPD stress ?

Maybe he saw the state's answer and is seething about it?

 

[femoralcanal]

Fellow Kiwis and Brothermen, I'm not a religious man.

... or rather, wasn't. For I have seen the light of our Holy Aunt Leslaaay and her divine offspring. Let us all praise the woman who lost her only begotten son, but saw Him emerge ressurected after three days hours.

The Fat Usurper Snake that governs the Milwaukee Hell tried to take Him from Her, because it feared His Power. But try as it might, it is forever bound to fail for all eternity.

In the name of the Elon, the Big Dick Varney, and the Holy Ghost. amen.

Excuse me what?

Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot! It gets better @Swiss46 !

The link works just fine, but this is so absurd it deserves to be reposted as many times as necessary:

Piggy's friend with the dying kid tweets out an update:

Regular humans reply with empathy and sympathy:



Our special piglet's reply:

What an ass.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Damn, fucked up of Patrick to call for the death of the Czechs, Poles, Slovaks, Belarusians, Ukrainians, Bulgarians, Croats, Montenegrins, Serbs, and Slovenes. I'll give him the Russians though.

You're forgetting Sorbs. Just like everyone else does.

 

[Maude Snew]

Maybe he saw the state's answer and is seething about it?

Dunno, probably just menopause.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I have created a bluesky account to follow him there. It seems like an increasing amount of The Pat Show will be taking place on there in the future.

Queen Leslie is tweaking his little piggy tail over there and Pat has got a new fearpaste.

There's more.

On and on it goes.

There were about 10 more.

I just love The Pig so much. He is so utterly irredeemable and vile that I feel no guilt at all about laughing at him. He is repetitive sure, but he always manages to keep things new and exciting. It's like the world's greatest comedy show that runs 24 hours a day but with some fairly long commercial breaks.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

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He responds like a megachurch pastor getting caught with their hand in the cookie jar. Or their dick in a little boy

 

[Dean Pentel]

Enjoy being fat!

Oh sweet summer stalker child, he does. The FBI knows he does.

Not as much as he enjoys breaking promises (still waiting for the knock, still not enjoying prison, still waiting for Tiny Tim's Dad Sucks Rodeo Cowboy Cock In Space, still waiting for Constitutional scholar and warrior General Fatton to kick off the second American Revolution), showing off those bitch tits, and scrubbing shit stains from the OnA pests that rent his AirBnB.

 

[femoralcanal]

Maybe late and gay.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine how much it fucked with his head that Fillion only got a 48-month sentence for hundreds of SWATs — after he’s been vowing for years that his stalker children will all be enjoying prison for the rest of our lives.

Between this, his lawsuit, and the continued reality of Trump and Elon united in power against him and his progressive ilk, Pat is no doubt more miserable than he’s ever been.

And it’s only going to get worse!

 

[Divine right to rule]

Maybe he saw the state's answer and is seething about it?

That would mean that he can actually understand implications of filings and legal procedures.
This fat retard didn't know that you can appeal rulings, tried to re-try a case in another state with pro-se motions days before being sent to jail for contempt, ordered a bailiff to arrest an onlooker and claims that the supreme court and the second Trump administrations are illegitimate.

I would trust a random crackheads interpretation of a legal document more than Patricks.

 

[Maude Snew]

Imagine how much it fucked with his head that Fillion only got a 48-month sentence for hundreds of SWATs — after he’s been vowing for years that his stalker children will all be enjoying prison for the rest of our lives.

I myself am floored with that sentence, he fucked with so many people, not only regular assholes, but high profile politicians and other glowies, shit that one would think justifies throwing him in a deep, dark hole and throwing away the key to the point where I can't even make a joke out of it, that fucker should never see the sun again.