Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Sorry for double post!
You were reusing art for the whole game, including your announcement post.
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How many cards have your kids in them? Just asking so I can guess how much they'll hate you for it.

She should really take a business class but I can tell she's not dedicated enough to. Ellen is narcissistic and believes everything should work out with no effort involved.

Recap: She only provided the art, the manufacturer made the rules for the game.

Things are slow, goes to show how much her game is flopping.

Ellen, I want to see this thread active, so here's my advice: Go use your porn art for your cards and promote it as a booster pack. I guarantee you no one is buying this game because there's no sex in it.
 
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HeyRosalina said:
Ellen, I want to see this thread active, so here's my advice: Go use your porn art for your cards and promote it as a booster pack. I guarantee you no one is buying this game because there's no sex in it.
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I know you’re joking, but I just remembered that some card games do have NSFW versions (the only ones I can remember are Exploding Kittens and one of my favorites, Unstable Unicorns). So she could actually potentially make that. I don’t want to see it, but there’s a nonzero chance of it existing someday, in some timeline.
 
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You know, I'm just going to say what I feel like has been danced around in this thread for a while. She may not be my type, but if there are dudes busting it to incest porn every night, there's a market for flat-ass small-titted nerdy bitches in their 40s. She could be making bank off that demographic if she wanted. Instead she's just pushing out halfassed webcomics based on politics from a country she doesn't even understand, JPEGs, and 4 second videos.
 
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Executive Petrel said:
If she does an 18+ version of Cats vs Humans, she'll do it for herself and not to please some pornsick moids and troids demanding her to do so.
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Look Ellen, you have a guaranteed buyer!

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You know, I'm just going to say what I feel like has been danced around in this thread for a while. She may not be my type, but if there are dudes busting it to incest porn every night, there's a market for flat-ass small-titted nerdy bitches in their 40s. She could be making bank off that demographic if she wanted. Instead she's just pushing out halfassed webcomics based on politics from a country she doesn't even understand, JPEGs, and 4 second videos.
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Lol she's just really fucking lazy. She wants to post some lazy pictures online and get asspats. If Ellen had the drive, she could market herself better and reach a wider audience.

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This reeks of some edgy doodle you did during high school. It's like she just decided to add color. It's selfcest.

In her early Patreon posts she has a very strange attitude, as if she's flattered losers online want to see her naked.
 
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The more I’ve been eye raped by her porn comics, the more I think they’re drawn by someone else and not Ellen herself. I won’t be surprised if it comes out that some weirdo from Reddit or patreon draws them for her.
 
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The more I’ve been eye raped by her porn comics, the more I think they’re drawn by someone else and not Ellen herself. I won’t be surprised if it comes out that some weirdo from Reddit or patreon draws them for her.
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Maybe she commissions them. She likes sexualizing teenagers and her Christian upbringing.

I think an actual horny guy would be more likely to draw her in a bikini or something more normal *knocks on wood*
 
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My working theory of Ellen's family is that Jeff and the kids are probably just passengers in her lunacy. Her comics are just too all over the board for me to take Ellen as a reliable narrator. I haven't seen any direct evidence thus far beyond Ellen's contradictory comics that her husband shares her cuckold fetish or that her kids are autistic. Ellen has been going through a mid-life crisis for the last few years desperately clinging to the lusts of youth, hence the humor that never seems to evolve and bizarre effort at making porn.

So is her husband the cameraman in her porn, or does she pay someone/bring a girlfriend over? Her porn is so low effort that I could imagine a situation where she's keeping that a secret in her, soon to be imploded, relationship. Can she even successfully pick up a date to cuck her husband with? She's projecting hard with the expectation that all her critics want to fuck her. I'm leaning toward her being a socially isolated redditor that couldn't cheat if she tried.
 
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Audit said:
My working theory of Ellen's family is that Jeff and the kids are probably just passengers in her lunacy. Her comics are just too all over the board for me to take Ellen as a reliable narrator. I haven't seen any direct evidence thus far beyond Ellen's contradictory comics that her husband shares her cuckold fetish or that her kids are autistic. Ellen has been going through a mid-life crisis for the last few years desperately clinging to the lusts of youth, hence the humor that never seems to evolve and bizarre effort at making porn.

So is her husband the cameraman in her porn, or does she pay someone/bring a girlfriend over? Her porn is so low effort that I could imagine a situation where she's keeping that a secret in her, soon to be imploded, relationship. Can she even successfully pick up a date to cuck her husband with? She's projecting hard with the expectation that all her critics want to fuck her. I'm leaning toward her being a socially isolated redditor that couldn't cheat if she tried.
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Ellen is very likely autistic. She's admitted to writing loads of Star Trek fanfiction and self shipping with Ninja Turtles. No one in that fandom is neurotypical. So I believe that her son is autistic and got it from Ellen.

I don't have proof and I don't want to look for it, but I'm pretty sure her husband takes the photos and is aware of her porn. She could also easily use a phone stand with a timer.

Edit: Ellen admits she was lying about the hate from creeps.
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But she loves to post her hate. I don't consider myself a hater but there is that depraved porn somebody made of her on page 1.
 
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