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[quaawaa]

None of them said "find another similar job at a different company":


Do nothing:




Start a commune:



oh no:

lmao:


Do/sell drugs:





Sell Porn:





Work retail:










Move to another country:






Move back in with mom and dad:


Implied threats of violence:




Kill themselves:



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[Orange Rhymer]

Brother, that was the best post on the thread so far.
My sodium levels have skyrocketed - to the point Na has replaced dopamine in my brain.

I'm literally screenshotting that post.
<3
(No homo)

 

[ShinyStar]

I love the guy who thinks that they can start a Fed-only compound and have every skill set necessary. If all those Fed plumbers, doctors, and electricians really did exist, then there would have been at least one post talking about looking for an equivalent job in the private sector.

What it really would turn into is a bunch of meetings where they talked about goals and plans and how everything would be perfect if they just had one or two billion worth of tax payer dollars.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

A fed refugee commune/farm with llamas and alpacas?

So basically Tranch 2.0?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

A fed refugee commune/farm with llamas and alpacas?

So basically Tranch 2.0?

Except they're even more incompetent since at least the Tranchers wanted to cut costs on taking care of farm animals and stray troons.

 

[jspit2.0]

I love the guy who thinks that they can start a Fed-only compound and have every skill set necessary. If all those Fed plumbers, doctors, and electricians really did exist, then there would have been at least one post talking about looking for an equivalent job in the private sector.

What it really would turn into is a bunch of meetings where they talked about goals and plans and how everything would be perfect if they just had one or two billion worth of tax payer dollars.

There are two kinds of feds.

Half of them realistically could build a commune. They just wouldn't want the Fedditors in it...

 

[Fellen]

Maybe with all these fed firings, Virginia can finally be a red state again.

 

[NoReturn]

MD Launches Website to offer Resources to Federal Workers

https://www.wbaltv.com/article/maryland-federal-workers-website-resources/63800055

Oh NOW you guys care about unemployment.

not r/fednews. Fed-nigger complains they are getting evicted thanks to USAID freeze:
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SUFFAH, BUREAUCRATS! SUFFAH!

So these foreign workers owned homes in the states while living aborad.
Homes they were renting so the home got paid off and they got some pocket money.
Homes they are paying for with with salaries and that of their tenants, both paid for with my taxes.
Cool.
Cool cool cool.

Start a commune

[Alpaca farm]

Glowie tranch!

[Compound in S. America]

Glowiyana!

Move back in with mom and dad:
[Family farm]

God moves in mysterious ways.

 

[jspit2.0]

Maybe with all these fed firings, Virginia can finally be a red state again.

yeah, well, the Trump voting Vets he's just screwed over will probably be flipping Dem.

The people making the state blue are the contractors/lobbyists in NOVA. Those fucks are gonna vote Dem until they put drag queens in their kids private schools like they did in 2020/2021. That led to a right, red trending Virginia that is now going to probably swing left due to this shit.

MD Launches Website to offer Resources to Federal Workers

https://www.wbaltv.com/article/maryland-federal-workers-website-resources/63800055

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Oh NOW you guys care about unemployment.

Maryland is FUCKED. Virginia has other sources of the economy. Maryland IS fed.

Though we may be fucked as well?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

MD Launches Website to offer Resources to Federal Workers

https://www.wbaltv.com/article/maryland-federal-workers-website-resources/63800055

View attachment 6982068
Oh NOW you guys care about unemployment.



So these foreign workers owned homes in the states while living aborad.
Homes they were renting so the home got paid off and they got some pocket money.
Homes they are paying for with with salaries and that of their tenants, both paid for with my taxes.
Cool.
Cool cool cool.



Glowie tranch!


Glowiyana!


God moves in mysterious ways.

Wait til they figure out that unemployment is CONTESTABLE.
and failing a probationary period = ZERO. As well as being fired 'for cause'.

Enjoy waiting for a hearing - in the meantime you get nothing.

 

[kiwirevolving]

How does one work the same job for 22 years but has no idea naming what they can do?

Guaranteed he's just another paper pusher, just like the rest of those comments, all avoiding saying what is it they do because deep down they know their job is about actually doing fuck all, and they're afraid of losing their cushy, government jobs

 

[NoReturn]

Help us, Washington post! - /r/Fednews
Help us, FedNews! - Washington Post

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ip821b/washpost_please_help_us_tell_the_public_what_the/

 

[Here to Gawk]

"This is domestic terrorism, not a layoff. PLEASE REPORT ACCORDINGLY."

 

[Bill's Due]

There are two kinds of feds.

Half of them realistically could build a commune. They just wouldn't want the Fedditors in it...

ExFeds who actually like the US would kick these Fedtroons out yesterday.

Wait, with all these feds being fired, that means the overall median income of Washington DC will go down - that means IT MIGHT BE AFFORDABLE AGAIN!?

 

[jspit2.0]

ExFeds who actually like the US would kick these Fedtroons out yesterday.

Can confirm the DEI Fedtroons and the actual hardasses never got too along. But yeah, there both getting swept out. Team Trump just accidentally fired (and rehired) our Nuke scientists. I shit you not.

It's not hard to do this, if someone has their pronouns in their BIO and don't have a PhD? They're gone, everybody else is actually making water drinkable or working to keep the bridges up or understand the next COVID thing in China.

Boy are we fucked if we have another lab leak.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Anyone who unironically uses the term sanewashing should be punched in the dick, assuming they still have it.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Anyone who unironically uses the term sanewashing should be punched in the dick, assuming they still have it.

They keep trying to force these shitty meme names into common use. They failed with "sealioning" but unfortunately succeeded with the equally retarded sounding "gaslighting".

 

[Fapcop]

None of them said "find another similar job at a different company

Amazing how goddamn USELESS these people are.

If anyone here got fired, whether you’re a plumber, coder or accountant, you’d go: “Well, I guess I’ll take my X skills and work at another X company!” Maybe even a sideways career move.

Feds? They’re fully aware that their paper pushing skills and two hour lunches qualify them for fuck all, so if they can’t mooch off taxpayers they have no idea what to do.

The most industrious of them even acknowledge that there’s no private equivalent to their useless position and talk about becoming a cashier.

Goddamn man.

And after a three decade career of doing fuck all, they qualify for pensions that non-Feds can only dream of. What a scam!

 

[TaimuRadiu]

They keep trying to force these shitty meme names into common use. They failed with "sealioning" but unfortunately succeeded with the equally retarded sounding "gaslighting".

Gaslighting is a term dating back to the 40s if not before. Shockingly enough it did not refer to *checks* getting fired from your job, it involved really fucking with someone like how the German Stasi fucked with dissidents.

 

[AdmiralRenae]

Atleast the Feds at r/FedNews out themselves as feds so we know who to avoid.