For some reason we have them trying to incite purity spirals against him.
HHEHHEE HAS KIDDSSSS OUT OFF WEDDLOCK DO U UUUU HATE HIM NOW?
No.
Because the Purity Spiral
works, amongst themselves. And they, by default, assume it will work for everyone else. They imagine every person that leans right is a puritanical strawman with a sadistic streak, who will do what the leftist expects, become morally indignant and, naturally, admit total moral and ideological defeat. Because,
of course the leftist was
actually right all along, and the orange man is actually BAD! VERY BAD! Then they expect you to
thank them, for they, this magnanimous leftist, has helped you see the Holy Light of Truth.
mid stoned-posting break: Okay, I took a minute to try to gin up an AI image with the prompt "ward cleaver from leave it to beaver in american psycho" for some shitpost-y imagery of what they think everyone on the right is,and it gave me this:
I giggled at it for a couple minutes.
lol that beaver looks somewhat displeased, but it ain't what I was going for.
Anyways...
"But, JustSomeDong!" you might say. "You've just constructed a strawman! You're a hypocrite! A charlatan! You need to stop smoking weed before posting!"
Well, I think my strawman is much more accurate than theirs. And I feel its more of a generalization, than a strawman. The right is far more accepting of people, even people who make mistakes, than anyone on the left. Thats the best part.
Also, Hypocrisy is human nature, and I enjoy a bowl and a warm blanket on a cold night of freezing rain. Stoney shitposting to the glow of the fake fireplace is as close as I'm going to get to a vacation until at least May.
It actually might be the Christian Thing to do...
