African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

I'm gonna be stunning and brave and say if you hire someone named Paa'shion, it's a little bit your fault your company was robbed.

By the looks of it with tons of things she bought just strewn around everywhere, she didn't even enjoy the money. Starting a company so that Paa'shion can shop for garbage on fashion nova. The dream.
New idea for a business: Pull a Rachel Dozel, think of some generic shit that black people love, then apply for some stupid Affirmative Action credit or loan that only black people can access.

"Hi, I'm Quan'dre Washington, and I invented the (cheap Chinese accessory that I can shill for more than it's worth) mic that can help your fledgling SoundCloud rap career!"

Step 2? Profit!

Holy fuck, that's deliciously evil. Maybe I really am Jewish.
 
nigga luk like da lil mermades yunga brotha ctfu
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If I had a nickel for every time a nigger uttered the words "I didn't even do anything" or any variation thereof my wallet would be well blessed.
What I don't understand is why law enforcement continues to arrest people who ain't even do nothing. Like bro, that woman clearly said she ain't do nothing yet you're continuing to put cuffs on her? Waste of tax payer dollars if you ask me. Surely it would be a better use of resources to arrest people who actually have done something.
 
Kiwibros, I think I've found a case of Peak Sheboonery.
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>steals over $1 MILLION from her employer
>her house is such a pigsty OPL would be proud
>lol fat
>her name is Paa’Shion T. Mhoon
>"I DINDU NUTHIN'" when confronted
>was caught googling "how to prove I didn't misappropriate funds"
What a messy, nasty nigger. I bet she thought she was real smart doing that. Probably got together at one of those nigger harmony conferences and got tips on how to scam whitey from niggers who have been doing it for years. You know this dumb retard who can't clean her fucking house didn't figure all that out on her own
 
Please tell me there are videos of these conferences
They need to be audited more. I went to a Hilton recently and saw a 'Black Wealth and Excellence' Conference, and the attendees were about what you'd expect. Fake Louis bags, weaves, and all. I dont know if I have it in me to go through all those vids but God bless the kiwi that decides to sift through all that. Blacks love to trick themselves into thinking Whitey really did them wrong through slavery, so that justifies them living an unaccountable life, forgiving the black pedophiles that abused them during childhood, etc - all for the good of defeating bad mr Whitey! Too bad for them, the Lord knows the truth, and his vengeance is 100% and mighty.
 
There's something personally funny to me about how niggers act in body cam footage. I used to have a side job where I would transcribe body cams as a freelance thing. Now, when you're transcribing these for legal use, you have to be extremely thorough and precise. Every time stamp needs to be correct, every utterance needs to be accounted for. Even if they fuck up what they were saying, you write the uhms, ahs, and cut offs verbatim.

Naturally whenever the body cam was of a nigger (about 50% of the time, isn't that funny), I knew I was going to end up wasting a lot of time. The most blessed parts of those jobs are when it's silent. If you're doing 30 minutes of footage, even 10-20 seconds of silence is a blessing. Naturally, there are never those moments with niggers, they will fill every moment of dead silence repeating the same phrase over and over, and you have to write down every single time they use it.

Also this is an off note but like, is there a study as to why niggers seem like the most common people to have a lazy eye? I meet a ton of different unique people every day due to my job and every time I see a lazy eye, it's 95% of the time on a black guy. I noticed it because I was visiting a black friend a few days ago and noticed that he has a bit of one too and started thinking about it.
 
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We've been doing the same shit, talking in the same loops, and laughing at the same nonsense since the fucking civil rights movement, haven't we.
the average layman has noticed niggers are annoying ever since they got to see and interact with them in person, instead of just silly cartoon caricatures of them all jumping around a fire pit or whites pretending to be them slathered in shoe polish, they got true and honest authentic niggers and got to witness how they behave with all the inequality barriers taken down
that's why it's now illegal to notice
 
There's something personally funny to me about how niggers act in body cam footage. I used to have a side job where I would transcribe body cams as a freelance thing. Now, when you're transcribing these for legal use, you have to be extremely thorough and precise. Every time stamp needs to be correct, every utterance needs to be accounted for. Even if they fuck up what they were saying, you write the uhms, ahs, and cut offs verbatim.
What I'm curious about is when you have to translate into Human English and when it's necessary to render the AA(V)E faithfully

MLK's family fears records set for release will contain FBI "smears" (Archive)
The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.'s family is concerned that President Trump's order to release records about his assassination could revive the FBI's attempts to discredit him — efforts that sought to exploit his indiscretions and undermine his legacy, sources close to his relatives tell Axios.
"He ain't deed sheet y'all bleech demonz ain't nuffin but a skr8 up LAH"
>grabs crotch and shuffles left and right
 
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What I'm curious about is when you have to translate into Human English and when it's necessary to render the AA(V)E faithfully
i'm with this guy... how do you distinguish plain mumbling/incorrect pronunciation from intentional slang, especially when so much of their language IS mispronunciation and misunderstanding of english turned slang? how do you write out all da 'naaah maaah shiii bruhhh ohn ghaaaa forreaah braaah'-s?
also what if the language is quite literally impossible to figure out and you can't even tell what it's supposed to sound like, do you just slap on a [incomprehensible] or do you have to try and write it out phonetically?
 
MLK's family fears records set for release will contain FBI "smears" (Archive)

"He ain't deed sheet y'all bleech demonz ain't nuffin but a skr8 up LAH"
>grabs crotch and shuffles left and right
eh, on the one hand, it could be them niggardly screeching.

On the other......this IS the FBI we're talking about here. I wouldn't put it past them to lie on MLK (although one point in the former's favor is that they wouldn't even need to make up bad shit about MLK since apparently he was pretty awful on his own)
 
eh, on the one hand, it could be them niggardly screeching.

On the other......this IS the FBI we're talking about here. I wouldn't put it past them to lie on MLK (although one point in the former's favor is that they wouldn't even need to make up bad shit about MLK since apparently he was pretty awful on his own)
Apparently at least some of the evidence of him being an accomplice to rape is from bugged audio of a hotel room he was staying at, I believe in Memphrica
 
eh, on the one hand, it could be them niggardly screeching.

On the other......this IS the FBI we're talking about here. I wouldn't put it past them to lie on MLK (although one point in the former's favor is that they wouldn't even need to make up bad shit about MLK since apparently he was pretty awful on his own)
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it's tempting to ask "if you know you're innocent why are you worried about the truth being revealed?" but when you're dealing with shady fucks like the feds, their 'truth' and reality could be miles apart,
 
What I'm curious about is when you have to translate into Human English and when it's necessary to render the AA(V)E faithfully
i'm with this guy... how do you distinguish plain mumbling/incorrect pronunciation from intentional slang, especially when so much of their language IS mispronunciation and misunderstanding of english turned slang? how do you write out all da 'naaah maaah shiii bruhhh ohn ghaaaa forreaah braaah'-s?
also what if the language is quite literally impossible to figure out and you can't even tell what it's supposed to sound like, do you just slap on a [incomprehensible] or do you have to try and write it out phonetically?
To answer these, you just pretty it up while being accurate. Like, for example, if you've got a stuttery guy that talking in ebonics, you write the stutters but you do your best to clean up the ebonics, you just keep the nature. For example, someone stutters out "I ain fuggin do nuffin to that them there nigga" (assume he stuttered it) you'd write it like "I ai- ain't fu- ain't fucking done nothing to that-, them-, there nigga." That's if they want it verbatim.

Sometimes the standards change, it just depends what the clients want. Sometimes they just want a loose close enough transcript and will accept turning it into "I ain't fucking do nothing to that nigga."

If you literally cannot understand what they're saying, you just write (inaudible).
 
To answer these, you just pretty it up while being accurate. Like, for example, if you've got a stuttery guy that talking in ebonics, you write the stutters but you do your best to clean up the ebonics, you just keep the nature. For example, someone stutters out "I ain fuggin do nuffin to that them there nigga" (assume he stuttered it) you'd write it like "I ai- ain't fu- ain't fucking done nothing to that-, them-, there nigga." That's if they want it verbatim.

Sometimes the standards change, it just depends what the clients want. Sometimes they just want a loose close enough transcript and will accept turning it into "I ain't fucking do nothing to that nigga."

If you literally cannot understand what they're saying, you just write (inaudible).
interesting... do they ever demand you censor the swearing or the various "nigga"s?
and what about commonly recognized words that stem from english but have been cemented in slang and have slightly different meanings in ebonics?
words like "finna" "breh" "bae" do you write "fitting to-" "bro" "babe" or do you consider those 'real' words?
 
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