Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[The Jackal]

For some reason, I have a hard time believing that abortion was a widely accepted practice in a time when contraception was such a taboo subject. Info on the subject couldn't even cross state lines due to the Comstock Act, which classified it as obscene material. I get the feeling that a government so opposed to teaching women how to prevent pregnancy would also be opposed to terminating the pregnancies they didn't prevent.

Before the civil war abortion was legal??? For blacks?

Um, weren't black women slaves and thus the chirrens ended up as pickanninnys owned by slave holders to raise them to pick cotton, pluck chicken or be the friends and maids to their own children? Why would they abort property? Why my lands, pig farmers don’t abort piglets!

I’ve no doubt women who didn’t want to be torn away from more kids found a way to do highly secretive abortions, but come on. Property is usually valuable.

What backwards thinking is this? Do they not know about slavery or is it me who is horribly misinformed.

Maybe in California free black women had access but considering in those days it was common to have many children, I doubt it.

She's completely wrong for a few reasons:

• Abortions back then were dangerous. Hell, childbirth itself was very dangerous. Trying to perform an abortion would very likely kill the mother, so obviously it wasn't a common practice.
• Abortion wasn't explicitly illegal, but it wasn't legal either - it was just considered to be murder. Abortion having a unique legal status is a much more recent thing. If you got caught then you would be hanged, no doubt.
• The 'black and indigenous women' stuff is just some made up we wuz kangz bullshit. No reason to think it was more prevalent among them than in white society. Also the fact that it's illegal has nothing to do with 'white supremacy' unless you consider every law in the US to be based on white supremacy (which is probably exactly what she thinks).
• The majority of people who carried them out were shady (white) doctors and surgeons.

I'm sure Tess fully endorses these views and believes she was communing with the spirits of dead Native American midwives throughout the procedure.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy instastories

 

[multiverse]

"Rylee" means "Courageous". Best gift she could have given him as far as nominative determinism goes. He needs it.

Hate to break it to you, but Rylee is just a southern amalgamation name. It's likely he's named after some male family member plus his narc mom, government name Ryann Hoven.

 

[NoReturn]

Hate to break it to you, but Rylee is just a southern amalgamation name. It's likely he's named after some male family member plus his narc mom, government name Ryann Hoven.

White trash naming-story is more than likely true, and I do stand corrected. "Rylee" as spelled is a corruption of "Riley" which comes from "Raghailleach" and the meaning of that one is not known.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Tessy instastories

Those bangs were a hilarious mistake. I'm so glad she got them. It's pretty hard to find a hairstyle that makes you look more fat and more delusional when you're already Tess Holliday, but she did it.

That thrift show (yardsale) she's shilling charges 5 bucks for tickets in advance, and 8 bucks at the door. Pretty good deal to dig through a supermodel's closet. Unless...even the fat girls don't really think Tess is a supermodel?

 

[The Jackal]

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I wish Valentine's Day was everyday

Why? You've been alone every Valentine's Day for how many years now?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Lol do you guys remember the post- several years ago now- when Ryann said she named Rylee after BB King (govt name Riley B King)? She posted it in some Instagram story during the height of BLM and that was the moment I realized I hate this disingenuous starfucker.

"Oh yah, I named him after this guy, but also spelled it differently! Give asspats please!" Get out of here, heifer.

 

[The Hardest R]

Lol do you guys remember the post- several years ago now- when Ryann said she named Rylee after BB King (govt name Riley B King)? She posted it in some Instagram story during the height of BLM and that was the moment I realized I hate this disingenuous starfucker.

"Oh yah, I named him after this guy, but also spelled it differently! Give asspats please!" Get out of here, heifer.

Yep, I do. It was around the same time she talked about having natural curly hair and discovering she had Italian ancestry.

Of course, as mentioned earlier, she really named him after herself. That was when she was a 20 year old hoping to baby trap a man, not yet named, in Mississippi, which failed. Bowie was conceived because she wanted to keep Nick Brady in her orbit.

 

[unwieldy_object]

So do you really believe your mother doesn't secretly wish she'd aborted you? Didn't she practically abort you from her life when she abandoned you? You will always suspect she wanted 2 abortions to brag about.

She's already said publicly (can't remember if it was a video or an interview, but it's been discussed in this thread) that she would have aborted Rylee if she had had access to an abortion at the time.
So he doesn't have to suspect anything, he knows it. She's truly a disgusting piece of shit.

 

[brooky]

Meh. Rylee's not the only kid who knows his mother would have aborted him if she could. Or may even agree she SHOULD have aborted him, from her POV. Knowing that actually isn't as damaging as you think. Maybe it's just me lol.

But like, of all the issues that come with having Tess as a mother, knowing she would have aborted you is like, bottom of the list. It's not like it's personal-- she would have aborted any baby. Tons of kids know they were unwanted, which is the same thing.

 

[Ass Dan]

Meh. Rylee's not the only kid who knows his mother would have aborted him if she could. Or may even agree she SHOULD have aborted him, from her POV. Knowing that actually isn't as damaging as you think. Maybe it's just me lol.

But like, of all the issues that come with having Tess as a mother, knowing she would have aborted you is like, bottom of the list. It's not like it's personal-- she would have aborted any baby. Tons of kids know they were unwanted, which is the same thing.

Yeah this seems like a "make up a fake scenario and get upset about it" type of non problem. Anyone's mom could have aborted them, but if you're alive and posting on the internet, clearly she didn't. I think Tess is a delusional pig, and that abortion video was in extremely poor taste, but the fretting about the kids seeing it is a bit over the top.

 

[The Hardest R]

Rylee has no online presence to speak of outside of mentions from dear old mom. You can imagine the ridicule he received when his whale of a mother posted photos and videos of her giant naked ass or sagging flapjack breasts online. Or having her Jeep with a tacky bumper sticker that says “if you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.” I think Tubbers mentioning that she would’ve aborted Rylee if she could’ve is just one of many embarrassments he’s had to deal with. Tess is one nonstop and gigantic embarrassment.

 

[Barbarella]

Or he has a big hard callus over anything to do with his mother and just shrugs it off. He didn’t have to deal with her for much of his childhood and when he did, he set boundaries. I’m guessing Rylee is just fine.

It’s Bowie we need to worry about, his only other influencers are his teachers.

 

[Constellationzero]

Rylee has no online presence to speak of outside of mentions from dear old mom. You can imagine the ridicule he received when his whale of a mother posted photos and videos of her giant naked ass or sagging flapjack breasts online. Or having her Jeep with a tacky bumper sticker that says “if you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.” I think Tubbers mentioning that she would’ve aborted Rylee if she could’ve is just one of many embarrassments he’s had to deal with. Tess is one nonstop and gigantic embarrassment.

Positive that Rylee's been notified by ol' Ryan that he RUINED xir's bOdY. Not the hoovering Didneylaan fud. Not the revolting tattoos. Not the grease and slovenly lack of hygiene. But Rylee and Bowie were most likely told, early and often, how THEY BOTH RUINED Hooves's bOdY and that she made a GREAT SACRIFICE to mankind by giving birth to them both and not aborting them.

It happens WAY MORE OFTEN than you think with women. And it's one of the most traumatic things a child can be subjected to, like it or not.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Tess' Valentine is... herself for having an abortion.
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Yes it's an ad. Here are some more from the campaign.
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This one is a year old but I felt like including it. You'll see why.
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Happy Valentine's day!

Having an ad campaign promoting abortion like a commercial enterprise is wild to me as an NHS-enjoying Britbong.

Notice how all the ads are self-centred and self-congratulatory. “Have an abortion, and you too can be amazing, just like me!”.

All of these stupid whores could and should have made the choice to use contraception. They act like pregnancy was some terrible fate that befell them.

As for the we wuz aborshunists advert, it never fails to astonish how the woke believe that every modern indulgence like faggotry, troonery and abortion were historically practised by blacks and browns (so totes valid), until evil YT exerted his superiority by putting a stop to it.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I'm intrigued by how she seems to have aged a decade in just the past few months. I haven't paid much attention to her, but she looks worn out and busted in every new video. I can't figure out if she lost access to a professional level video filter, or started gaining cellulite on her face.

 

[Trombonista]

That was when she was a 20 year old hoping to baby trap a man, not yet named, in Mississippi, which failed.

Wasn't Rylee's father a one-night stand? That's why we don't know his name.

 

[Clotso Coof]

she seems to have aged a decade in just the past few months

Maybe she hit a very early menopause? Her ovaries might have completely shit out after all the endocrine abuse she's put her body through. Her hormones have been fucked up for a long time.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

She's already said publicly (can't remember if it was a video or an interview, but it's been discussed in this thread) that she would have aborted Rylee if she had had access to an abortion at the time.
So he doesn't have to suspect anything, he knows it. She's truly a disgusting piece of shit.

This whole thing with Mess lamenting not being able to abort Rylee reminds me of a documentary I watched ages ago about children born from rape and incest. It was a hard watch because you had mother and child being interviewed side-by-side while the mom talks about how much she didn't want the child. I can understand the mother's perspective, but it was just cruel making the kid, a completely innocent party, sit in on it.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Could Tess even measure her waist with a standard sewing tape at this point?

Tape, scale, BMI, clothing size, eyesight- all are “huge af” range when it comes to her.

I realise this is an older post/question, but not yet answered. A standard sewing tape is 60” long, so I’d suggest it’s questionable whether it would get around her. However, they do make longer tapes, especially for quilting, that run out to 120”.