Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

We know thanks to Aaron that the dishwasher was too full of used whiskey glasses to hold actual dishes, so the paper plates do make some practical sense. But holy shit, what a white trash thing to do.

You never have to wash whiskey glasses. The alcohol disinfects it automatically.

 

[Canard]

We know thanks to Aaron that the dishwasher was too full of used whiskey glasses to hold actual dishes, so the paper plates do make some practical sense. But holy shit, what a white trash thing to do.

Wait why would whiskey glasses be in dishwasher? I would think Nick would lick them clean every morning(well afternoon)

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Wait why would whiskey glasses be in dishwasher? I would think Nick would lick them clean every morning(well afternoon)

The guy that was supposed to repair it got Lou Gehrig's disease so Nick uses it as an extra cabinet in his honor.

 

[AnOminous]

The actual Quiverfull Movement, though creepy, and a misinterpretation of Psalm 127:3, is less creepy than what went on in that house.

I disagree. At least unless Nick actually did molest his daughter. Quiverfull is chock full of child rapists, and they eagerly defend them. Unless Nick gets charged and convicted of such offenses, he's merely the reddit lite version of that cult.

I totally would've rawdogged April.

Thank you for that contribution to our elevated discourse here.

You goddamn nigger.

He should still be sponsored by Rekieta Law because he drives like Nick with a new sports car:

He should change his name from Coomalot to Crashalot.

Or turn into a brony. Then he could be Rainbow Crash.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You goddamn nigger.

If he was one April would be about 250lb too light for a white woman to be interesting as a sexual partner.

 

[AnOminous]

lmao, not only is Mr Beanie hardly getting his money's worth with a driver that can't get 6% of the way through a race, the broadcasters don't even get his URL right

Plus he comes across as an absolute and utter faggot with his wild tales about how he crashed into a wall for no reason, it totally was some mechanical failure, other than an act of profound mental retardation.

 

[Chazzed Up]

If he was one April would be about 250lb too light for a white woman to be interesting as a sexual partner.

Or, if you're Drex, she's about 20 years too old for him.

 

[Melty Butter]

And he's back, quibbling with an Aaron-hater. It's impressive how he looks for fights.


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On the "near" issue. Let's just assume Aaron's version is correct (and I do): Nick & Co did drugs in the master bathroom. That's on the same floor as another bedroom housing one of his kids and about 15 feet vertically from the other four kids.

Hey, Nick. Are you really going to say that you never snorted (like the ketamine that caused the black eye) when the kids weren't there? THEY WERE! We know they were because you were arrested a day later.

Christ Almighty, we're not idiots.

 

[AnOminous]

And he's back, quibbling with an Aaron-hater. It's impressive how he looks for fights.

He's just a hypersensitive faggot. And he still can't cope with his own lies being exposed, because his "favorite" daughter tested positive for cocaine like she routinely used it. How did that happen, Nick, you evil piece of shit?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

And he's back, quibbling with an Aaron-hater. It's impressive how he looks for fights.

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On the "near" issue. Let's just assume Aaron's version is correct (and I do): Nick & Co did drugs in the master bathroom. That's on the same floor as another bedroom housing one of his kids and about 15 feet vertically from the other four kids.

Hey, Nick. Are you really going to say that you never snorted (like the ketamine that caused the black eye) when the kids weren't there? THEY WERE! We know they were because you were arrested a day later.

Christ Almighty, we're not idiots.

I think it is amazing that this person who plead guilty in court and admits to the drugs and guns in the house while the children were also present is still squabbling with random people on Twitter.

Does this sound like someone who has learned a lesson and is going to be a better father and husband?
Why on earth should this guy get a deal when is so clearly not reformed? He can't even stop gaslighting random people on the Internet.

 

[Strix454]

On the "near" issue. Let's just assume Aaron's version is correct (and I do): Nick & Co did drugs in the master bathroom. That's on the same floor as another bedroom housing one of his kids and about 15 feet vertically from the other four kids.

If the kids are in the house while you are doing drugs or getting drunk out of your mind, they can tell that you are messed up. They can see the effects of what your doing right there in front of them. This is another typical messed-up parent addict sort of defense. That if they don't see you put the coke up your nose, everything is fine. Only hardcore addicts think these kinds of things.

Its not that they don't see. Its that neither of their parents care. Anymore than they cared that they were not feeding them or dressing them in clean clothes. You can see who they are in their eyes in those mugshots. They are just bad people.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Finally able to clip Coom's post-crash Care Center interview and it's so bad! This is an all-timer, dude just cost a bunch of people millions of dollars and then tries to laugh it off at the end. Afterwards the announcer jokes that he needs his head checked again! Definitely get this buffoon another car! He isn't paying for it unlike the other guys! (he actually infers that, "It was fun!")


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The full race replay is up here: https://www.foxsports.com/replay/fmc-qtt121gtdjfmu59h

Why is he racing a Chevrolet with a Ford logo on his suit?

 

[AnOminous]

Does this sound like someone who has learned a lesson and is going to be a better father and husband?
Why on earth should this guy get a deal when is so clearly not reformed? He can't even stop gaslighting random people on the Internet.

Because Minnesota is gay beyond belief.

Cuckieta is going to continue to be a sexual degenerate and drug addict whatever happens. That's what degenerate drug addicts do.

His kids will continue to suffer from his repulsive degeneracy. That's just what happens.

Nick himself will be a perpetual lolcow. He started out with his Internet presence being that he was some First Amendment hero. He's pissed that all away. Any time he appears on the Internet from now on, he will just be showered with torrents of abuse about his daughter testing positive for enormous amounts of cocaine.

He will never live that down. Even the most innocent explanations for that make him look like the complete piece of shit he is.

Nick has no redemption arc. He is absolute garbage. He is a worthless excuse for a human.

Worse than that, for his Internet career, he has shown his ass as utterly incompetent at law.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That if they don't see you put the coke up your nose, everything is fine.

As long as the kids do not see the drugs they will also not notice that they stink, their clothes are unwashed, that they are hungry and that the other kids in school are making fun of "family hobo" for how slatternly and underfed they are.

The only thing that matters is that the kids never saw the parents take drugs! That they were constantly high around the kids and that a supposedly drunk Nick drove them around while speeding is beside the point and does not matter!

 

[Melty Butter]

Because Minnesota is gay beyond belief.

Cuckieta is going to continue to be a sexual degenerate and drug addict whatever happens. That's what degenerate drug addicts do.

His kids will continue to suffer from his repulsive degeneracy. That's just what happens.

Nick himself will be a perpetual lolcow. He started out with his Internet presence being that he was some First Amendment hero. He's pissed that all away. Any time he appears on the Internet from now on, he will just be showered with torrents of abuse about his daughter testing positive for enormous amounts of cocaine.

He will never live that down. Even the most innocent explanations for that make him look like the complete piece of shit he is.

Nick has no redemption arc. He is absolute garbage. He is a worthless excuse for a human.

Worse than that, for his Internet career, he has shown his ass as utterly incompetent at law.

Honestly, the Nick saga has made me far more "right-wing". (What does that even mean anymore? MAGA is so dumb that I refuse to abide by that nonsense but, holy shit, there MUST be a better way. I'll go with it for a few months.)

If a bunch of random gamers, law nerds, many ex-fans, a few schizoids, clippers, mothers, fathers, incels, Christians, atheists, at least one verified lawyer, a news broadcaster/streamer, and whatever you are @AnOminous (I heard you lost your house in CA, Mr. Goodman) can say with certainty...

PUT THIS MAN IN PRISON FOR A SOLID 6 MONTHS, WE HAVE RECEIPTS...

... Why is this so hard?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Honestly, the Nick saga has made me far more "right-wing".

Considering what todays left and libertarians look like you can be a solid center with slight left leaning liberal values and you are still a far right lunatic to the raging Islam-loving tranny ANTIFA mob.

People like Nick will use politics to justify their personal moral failures, hating him does not make you left or right, it just makes you not-a-moron.

Trump won the election because he hade not-moronic stances on topics that matter to the majority of the population. Nigger homicide, Foreigner invasion, no men in woman sports/bathrooms/changing rooms.

Nick was pro-gun because he wanted to own a gun and there was an audience, he became a constitutional law expert because there was an audience, he is now a "drugs aren't so bad" schizo because he needs an audience that agrees with him so he can justify his behavior to himself and feel good about it.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick was pro-gun because he wanted to own a gun and there was an audience, he became a constitutional law expert because there was an audience, he is now a "drugs aren't so bad" schizo because he needs an audience that agrees with him so he can justify him behavior to himself and feel good about it.

He was never a constitutional law expert. He was always a constitutional law lunatic. This dumb bastard actually rejected Marbury v. Madison. His constitutional law opinions were always pure unadulterated faggotry.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He was never a constitutional law expert. He was always a constitutional law lunatic. This dumb bastard actually rejected Marbury v. Madison. His constitutional law opinions were always pure unadulterated faggotry.

My bad, I should have been clearer. I meant that Nick positioned himself as those things because it was a popular stance, not that he was actually competent in it. Its all a grift for attention and making himself feel good by cultivating a "yes man" audience.

Nick has no competence in any field.

 

[Cornfed]

He was never a constitutional law expert. He was always a constitutional law lunatic. This dumb bastard actually rejected Marbury v. Madison. His constitutional law opinions were always pure unadulterated faggotry.

You mean he rejected the very case that established judicial review, and is the basis of Supreme Court authority? Sounds in line for a lawyer that is not, not has ever been, a lawyer.

 

[Strix454]

Why is he racing a Chevrolet with a Ford logo on his suit?

As of this year, he is also a fill-in driver in the NASCAR truck racing series and driving a ford F-150 in those races. His first truck race is supposed to be at Martinsville on March 28th. The chevy car belongs to an ARCA team but his suit belongs to him.