"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[gampboonerisms]

2:30 minutes long

those canned white chickens tins are good if you just mix it with cut up apple

no, no it's really not. That rubbery bouncing chew? No way I'll ever eat that crap again.

The ads on Rumble keep playing some skinny old doctor who tells me to enhance my gut biome by eating things that encourage the good gut bacteria and are disliked by the bad bacteria. Purple sweet potatoes are rich in prophenol or something, and then I click SKIP and watch your stream.

Protonmail has a vpn service you can use on the free tier. It's saved my sanity for the past year or so, for real.

 

[Big Mommy]

Drug dealer arrested by cop dressed as a capybara in Peru

Don't mess with the wasserschwein.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

@Null don't know if anyone explained it to you but I just watched the latest MATI and no the Chiefs don't get more money for winning and selling the T-Shirts for winning. Its a revenue splitting operation that comes with a salary cap and draft picks that actually matter so you get more rewarded by not being a crazy run organization and actually managing your team well. And it helps if you are Kansas City, to have the power of meme magic and Taylor Swift lobbying the government to have USAID give money to the refs to give you every call. Unfortunately for them, Elon cut off that aid before the Super bowl

 

[Gregis]

Drug dealer arrested by cop dressed as a capybara in Peru

Don't mess with the wasserschwein.

Somebody draw that cop a hot bath filled with oranges, he's been a good boy, he deserves it.

 

[Rad Crab]

Chads eat fresh, right from the field .
Soy eat canned

It's good to have some canned goods around the house, if you're attacked by a future doctor or scientist while cooking a solid can makes a great projectile

Spoiler

peas work best don't ask me how I know

 

[Rad Crab]

I've determined that my audience is categorized by intelligence in this order:

1. Live audience
2. Rumble
3. YouTube

Discuss

Do I get a special tag for lurking since the days of the original KF YouTube channel? I listen live when I'm able and catch what I missed on the Rumble vod. What kind of retarded nigger streams at the time most of his audience is at work?

 

[LiquidKid]

right but what if i wanted to root for players from florida

Put it this way, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have the worst record in NFL history with 450 losses and only 308 wins. Florida football teams are historically not worth rooting for

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I went to the store and I bought every single tin of every seafood thing I could find. Most interested in trying the herring and sardines in mustard sauce. I'm sure the tinned salmon and crab is good.

One of my favorite quick snacks is some sardines canned in olive oil, King Oscar Mediterranean style is best as it has herbes de provence, and a few cloves of garlic minced. You mix it all together and put it on some good homemade bread or nice crackers.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Since Bossman Null has found a new found love of canned fish I'ma get in early and suggest a song for Friday or Tuesday if NATO declares war on the US.

It takes over a minute for him to say the line. I think it'd work fine if you're out of Runescape covers.

 

[Dead Lion]

I've determined that my audience is categorized by intelligence in this order:

1. Live audience
2. Rumble
3. YouTube

Discuss

What about the three of us listening on Apple Podcasts?

 

[Pelican Bones]

I've determined that my audience is categorized by intelligence in this order:

1. Live audience
2. Rumble
3. YouTube

Discuss

Don't care not going to listen to mati until it's on shortwave

 

[I'm a Silly]

"CANUCKS PLAY SPORTPUCK, GET CUCKED"

The Superbowl was covered on the last MATI but THIS WEEK in sports news hockey is the talk of the town.

America recently played future 51st state and ungrateful child, Canada, with soon to be former Governer Tredeau in attendance. During the pregame, Canadians loudly booed the American national anthem. Team America (fuck yeah) would then go on to whoop Team Canada's ASS both literally and figuratively.

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USA! USA! USA!

Sad things don't get to me, but I get misty over stuff like this: X | A

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[mindlessobserver]

Some great clips of a 60 minute interview with German prosecutors going after "Online Violence".

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20612185

 

[I'm a Silly]

Classic kike move, including bitch and leaving out nigger.
And none of those things are pronouns. That's the least of our problems when most people not only cannot spell but have no idea how to conjugate:
to have
to run
to come
to go

 

[dvorak]

« chat is a 4th person pronoun »

I still haven't watched Friday's stream yet -- I'm assuming this pertains to that stream -- but it's wild to see how poor people's understanding is of the very language they speak natively. IMHO, education & comprehension of grammar & language was far better when the classical model still held sway where Latin and/or Greek were part of the usual curriculum. Both languages have far more rigorous grammar than English or even any of the second language classes commonly taught as electives, such as Spanish, French, or German. Sure, you can get some benefit from the later as they force you to step outside of the English language and require you to think using slightly different paradigms, but all of them have undergone significant changes rendering them far more analytical in nature -- meaning that grammatical function is implied rather than explicit. Latin and Greek require you to know how you intend to use a word in a sentence before uttering it.

I'm not even the greatest at Latin, and my Greek is extremely pedantic, but with what little I know, its blindingly obvious 'chat' isn't a pronoun, let alone a ***fourth person pronoun***. If I ever ran into someone saying something like this in person, I would immediately do a 360 and walk away towards the nearest drinking establishment.

 

[dvorak]

And none of those things are pronouns. That's the least of our problems when most people not only cannot spell but have no idea how to conjugate:
to have
to run
to come
to go

To provide a light defense, English orthography is a mess. The problem is mitigated these days by built in spell checkers, but if you ever sit down and try to write a paper by hand, it isn't so trivial to spell words any more -- trying to get the vowels right based entirely off memory rather than phonetic value is easier for commonly used words, but if you delve to lesser used words, it can really grind your gears.

I've wondered at times if English will end up like Afrikaans someday where conjugation of verbs according to person will fully disappear. Really, we only have 3rd person singular that has a different conjugation (ex: I run, he/she/it runs). My hunch is that the Internet / mass media will have somewhat of a regulating affect among a majority of speakers, but could occur in small pockets of the population that all ready feature some degree of 'code-switching', as in urban black populations where 'AAVE' is used in parallel with standard English depending on whom is being addressed. This could leech onto 'educated' whites/asians/etc who seek to emulate the manner of diction used by 'thuggin' black people they idolize or see as ironic.

 

[Corydoras]

i think the white man is slipping on tinned and frozen foods. i cant wait to have a prepper bunker

Scandinavians know tinned fish is amazing. That’s probably how they get so tall. European grocery stores in the US will also have pretty fire sardine filets in oil.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I'm assuming this pertains to that stream

not at all. but i wont lie and say i know even the slightest difference between different conjugations. until i graduated college i didn't know what conjugation actually meant. i thought it was just some spanish-foreign-language shit.

seriously i did not know be and am are conjugation of "be".

there are some people that can tell you the exact designation of verbs and i'm just like "well deerr to have, having, and have had are like part of have right. it's just like context bro."

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.

King Oscar is my favorite, love their sardines.

 

[Jotch]

You're not supposed to eat sardines, you're supposed to use them to get a better fish.