Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Kitty kitty cat]

Have to admit, I don't get this. Guys I understand can just shake it a bit to get rid of droplets... women's parts don't work like that. Do you just pull up your panties and let them absorb the piss drops? Ew.

Well women have a way shorter urethrea so theres no really need to shake anything.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

TIM gets mad at another TIM for making it easy for TERFS. Also expected more validation for how "hot" and "passable" he is.
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Nigga literally could've written "MALE" on his forehead and it'd still be less obvious than literal troon colored hair. Jesus fuck they don't even want to be women anymore. They might as well be trying to normalize latex dog masks in public.

 

[and I must scream]

She has always been very vocally against being with a woman

This makes me think he have tried to test the waters multiple times by raising some "hypothetical" scenarios and "what ifs" that include her being with a woman. Women who are married to a man (or have long term relationships with ones) don't see the need to continuously claim how much they don't want to be with a woman.

We have a child together after many years of infertility. She berates me constantly for "trapping her into having a kid with someone who doesn't want to be a man."

This is so disgusting to me, I have no words. Many years of infertility. You could have come out or/and left at any point. But no. No. You stayed and waited and waited and waited until she got pregnant, and then you told her. FUCK YOU. How cruel can these men be? The infertility might be tied to him too, by the way, with a different man she might have gotten pregnant sooner.

I know I'm probably a horrible person for struggling quietly with my gender identity and trying to move forward with the life I "sold to everyone" (her words) and not just leaving her years ago to transition. I know that by coming out and transitioning, there will be a lot of people that are angry, hurt, or upset by my actions.

You know it but you don't care.

But why don't my feelings matter? Why would it be better for me to just suffer for the foreseeable future instead of living my life genuinely and trying to be happy and not actively wanting to not be alive. Yeah, people will be upset, but why is it my fault for upsetting them and not their fault for not being accepting?

You could have come out at any point. You waited until a child was born to trap her. You know what you were doing, stop playing dumb now. Many years of infertility. You chose to come out now. And after Trump was elected, it's not like a democrat was elected after 4 years of republican president so you think that now is the right time because it's good for the trans community and blah blah blah. You don't even have this excuse. It's very clear why you chose to come out now. She knows it too and she tells you as much. This is the truth and you know it.

I can understand why she wouldn't want to be with me after transitioning because she is 100% straight and wants nothing to do with being with a woman. You can't change your sexuality. It just kills me that that same logic can't be applied to me and my feelings.

I love this false equivalent. "I understand she can't change her sexuality, why doesn't she understand I can't change my gender?"

Because she haven't being lying to you for years about her sexuality. She haven't led you astray for years of struggling with infertility just to reveal after a child is finally born that she lied to you about who she is or whom she attracted to. You have. You have done all of this. So no, this is not the same at all.

If all you can see in a trans person is all of the people who were hurt, or relationships that ended, and not how brutally painful, depressing, terrifying, and guilt-ridden if feels to be a trans person (especially in the world right now), you are the problem.

FUCK. YOU.

I feel so bad for this woman and the child.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Article

"Mr. Bennington himself meanwhile has become the first person ever to be posthumously placed on suicide watch, due to credible fears that he will hang himself again in light of this news."

 

[YWNBAM]

Presenting case #80,000 of a married man and father blowing up his life for the midlife crisis coom.

The comments section is, unsurprisingly, full of other tranny hubbies who have trooned out on their "narc psycho ex-wives", nodding happily along with op. I shudder to think how many women's and children's lives have been destroyed thanks to them.

There's only one agp with a slightly realistic view on the situation. He makes some of the points as @and I must scream does.



And guess what, @and I must scream? Hubby is aware and doesn't care.



It's not his fault that it took him years and years of jerking off to tranny porn behind his spouse's back to finally come out after the goddamn baby was born. It's the stupid transhobic wife's fault for not clapping in support and allowing her faggot husband to suck dick for cock to explore xer wahmenhood while she raises their supposed miracle love child alone and heartbroken. The way he speaks of her tells me that this guy never loved the poor gal in the first place, let alone had some sympathy.

And for dessert, a little projection from our op:


Well, dear Woman-hate kiwis? How many of you hate women because you secretly want to be one?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The comments section is, unsurprisingly, full of other tranny hubbies who have trooned out on their "narc psycho ex-wives", nodding happily along with op. I shudder to think how many women's and children's lives have been destroyed thanks to them.

There's only one agp with a slightly realistic view on the situation. He makes some of the points as @and I must scream does.

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And guess what, @and I must scream? Hubby is aware and doesn't care.

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It's not his fault that it took him years and years of jerking off to tranny porn behind his spouse's back to finally come out after the goddamn baby was born. It's the stupid transhobic wife's fault for not clapping in support and allowing her faggot husband to suck dick for cock to explore xer wahmenhood while she raises their supposed miracle love child alone and heartbroken. The way he speaks of her tells me that this guy never loved the poor gal in the first place, let alone had some sympathy.

And for dessert, a little projection from our op:
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Well, dear Woman-hate kiwis? How many of you hate women because you secretly want to be one?

I hate this man and he should 41% himself. Offing himself is better than people around him having to deal with his tranny shit.

 

[Got Milk!]

why do you think this thing (the urinal cake) is what men use to wipe instead of, you know, toilet paper?

Because they don't have toilet paper rolls at the urinal. Secondarily, because everyone one knows that movie trope about the guys blue cock after he pees. So obviously that's where she got it from.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

The comments section is, unsurprisingly, full of other tranny hubbies who have trooned out on their "narc psycho ex-wives", nodding happily along with op. I shudder to think how many women's and children's lives have been destroyed thanks to them.

There's only one agp with a slightly realistic view on the situation. He makes some of the points as @and I must scream does.

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And guess what, @and I must scream? Hubby is aware and doesn't care.

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It's not his fault that it took him years and years of jerking off to tranny porn behind his spouse's back to finally come out after the goddamn baby was born. It's the stupid transhobic wife's fault for not clapping in support and allowing her faggot husband to suck dick for cock to explore xer wahmenhood while she raises their supposed miracle love child alone and heartbroken. The way he speaks of her tells me that this guy never loved the poor gal in the first place, let alone had some sympathy.

And for dessert, a little projection from our op:
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Well, dear Woman-hate kiwis? How many of you hate women because you secretly want to be one?

What the fuck was he jealous of, her nursing bras? Coming out after the baby is born is a special kind of evil (many such cases.)

 

[neverendingmidi]

Women wipe. Unless you have an incontinence issue, there should be no more pee droplets after emptying your bladder and wiping your nether parts.

Yes, I know that. You know what I’ve never seen at a urinal? Toilet paper.

Which is why I don’t understand the point of a women’s urinal as linked in the quote I posted. You’re going to have to drop your pants in order to crouch over it to use it (I suppose this is slightly easier if you have a skirt on), then there’s no toilet paper to blot dry. So what exactly is the point of something that is effectively a less useful toilet, with less privacy, other than “hey you can awkwardly squat over it, the same way you can with a normal toilet only everybody can watch”.

With guys they don’t have to overly expose themselves, it’s quick, and makes sense. The design linked seems dumb as fuck.


Image of what I’m talking about.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I've always been sus of therapy as a profession as it was (after all, who wants to sit around and listen to people trauma dump or whinge as a day job?) but after hearing a lot of stories of how pushed the tranny agenda is by weirdo therapists, I've just point blank considered it a job for malicious people.

What the majority of people need is either 1. "Re-parenting", i.e. grow the fuck up time or 2. Just someone who will listen to them and this can be done with close friends and loved ones. I don't think people in your life should be a 24/7 hotline but it's part of healthy relationships that you're able to discuss more intimate topics. Therapists are certainly someone to talk to but they often do not actually give anyone framework to move forward with their lives. And actively seem to give harmful feedback.

I have a bunch of friends and acquaintances who are therapists or considered becoming one and not a single one of them has told me they were doing it to help others. Instead, every single one of them wanted to study psychology to better understand their own minds (which points to themselves being mentally ill).

 

[Procrastinhater]

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They aren't child, and you don't child, and you aren't child, and you don't child. And you aren't child and you don't child.

This is why your life is already over bathroom stalker troon.

Enjoy Prison.

FTFY

 

[Syikeblade]

More pooner's who just don't want to lesbians or bi, with the beliefs that stereotypes are always true.
They can't fathom that there are straight women and men who genuinely love each other.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/vLLzvrHbNg

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Yes, I know that. You know what I’ve never seen at a urinal? Toilet paper.

Which is why I don’t understand the point of a women’s urinal as linked in the quote I posted. You’re going to have to drop your pants in order to crouch over it to use it (I suppose this is slightly easier if you have a skirt on), then there’s no toilet paper to blot dry. So what exactly is the point of something that is effectively a less useful toilet, with less privacy, other than “hey you can awkwardly squat over it, the same way you can with a normal toilet only everybody can watch”.

With guys they don’t have to overly expose themselves, it’s quick, and makes sense. The design linked seems dumb as fuck.

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Image of what I’m talking about.

Ah, right. For some reason I assumed they'd just put up toilet paper there too because it really makes no sense. Looks like something straight out of my nightmares.

 

[Super Guido]

I get what you mean but the reason why they get into yaoi in the first place could be connected to having been a csa victim or experiencing extreme discomfort at being sexualized as a woman. Even in the first tagged post the pooner mentions hating being the object in the eyes of others.

It would take a long ass time for me to collect data, but back in the tumblr days some yaoi artists and gay ship stans would write about experiencing SA at the hands of a man they trusted at a vulnerable age. Noel Stevenson could arguably be used as an example, since she is a lesbian pooner who is still very supportive of bl. Before discovering all the gender and gay nonsense, she had a crush on an older guy who pretty much groomed the teen.

Maybe most of them lied about it for oppression points. Maybe these two dots are not as connected as I make them up to be. This sort of stuff is rather personal, and not many are willing to share it, so it's hard to collect some sort of data and give a concrete answer to settle the debate once and for all.

There are enough teenage girls who think liking yaoi means they're not homophobic for me to believe it's unrelated to sexual assault. I think there's women and girls that were sexually assaulted, and of those, you have ones that engage in specific forms of self-harm, whether it's cutting, neglecting hygiene, or pooning out. Some are just straight-up delusional and think pooning will make them hot like the bishies in their yaoi and not a bald manlet with a neckbeard.

 

[Two by Four]

Therapists are certainly someone to talk to but they often do not actually give anyone framework to move forward with their lives. And actively seem to give harmful feedback.

I would think the same if my only exposure to therapy/therapists was via the troonosphere and reddit extended universe. If you go outside the gender-special cult you will see a lot of good, well-documented, and proven treatments and frameworks for managing things like OCD, PTSD (the real kind that combat veterans and rape victims have), phobias, etc.
I agree with your perspective that "re-parenting" and "just talking it out" are probably all that most mild to moderate cases of depression/anxiety need, but everyone else benefits from the extra help.

We live in the safest and most comfortable time in documented history thus far, yet it so often seems that at least half the population in the West (including children) are on some form of antidepressant medication. Seems a little bit strange and contradictory, if you ask me.

My pet theory (shared by such esteemed scholars as Uncle Ted) is that too much of humanity is not suited to such a leisurely life, and if not kept occupied by adversity they readily succumb to mental illness and/or vice.

Spoiler: Sanpaku SSRI fluoride seed oil pasteurized milk stare

I was so reluctant to try SSRIs and I wish I’d started them sooner. Lexapro was a game changer for me. I realize SSRIs are hit and miss for a lot of people and I know the data backing them up is spotty but it’s been night and day. My lows just don’t get too low anymore, unless I’m putting a 16-year-old dog down, that still sucked ass.

SSRIs are great for stabilising suicidal people so you can get them onto a proper CBT plan and sticking to it. I still think they're over-prescribed and would ideally be short-term use only, but they're not some ridiculous horror drug like Thalidomide. (Admittedly, I also have PL reasons to stan them.)

 

[Mandals]

The more I read on dudes mutilating themselves and claiming to be women, post getting married. The more it feels like the male equivalent of baby trapping.

 

[Pronoun Party]

SSRIs are great for stabilising suicidal people so you can get them onto a proper CBT plan and sticking to it.

I definitely agree with this. They can be effective at flattening one's emotional state, so if someone's lows are devastatingly low, they can temper the swings enough for the person to get back on their feet. They have their uses.

It's the "get them onto a proper CBT plan" part that's the problem. These drugs should be a temporary bandaid until the person can get real treatment. But instead you routinely hear doctors telling people that they should stay on them for life. The system is currently designed to keep people on pills forever but it's not designed to let people access even a few months of therapy without draining their savings dry. (Not even getting into how modern therapy has been gutted and replaced with affirmation-based garbage.)

ADHD meds have the same problem. In the 90's doctors at least pretended they were supposed to be a temporary fix to help extreme problem kids not fail all their classes while they were taught better coping mechanisms for school, etc. Nowadays it's turned into a huge cash grab. Do amphetamines help you focus better? Wow, you must be so special and unique! Better pay us money for life!

Edit: it's like crutches. Are they good for recovery? Often. Do some people need them for life? Yes. But the medical industry is captured by crutch makers and coincidentally we're seeing 50% of the population being told to hobble around in them permanently right now.

 

[Baumstriezel]

The more I read on dudes mutilating themselves and claiming to be women, post getting married. The more it feels like the male equivalent of baby trapping.

The male equivalent of baby trapping is baby trapping. It’s not a coincidence how many of them troon out immediately or shortly after the birth of a child. That was the trap. The trooning out is more of a victory lap.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I have a bunch of friends and acquaintances who are therapists or considered becoming one and not a single one of them has told me they were doing it to help others. Instead, every single one of them wanted to study psychology to better understand their own minds (which points to themselves being mentally ill).

So fucking true!

 

[Sean Andalou]

More deadname follies.

My old name is my biggest trigger and it’s unfortunately a very common name. Every time I hear it, even when it’s referencing someone else, I get so overwhelmed and just freeze. I’m worried someday I’ll have a coworker with that name or I’ll be introduced to someone with the name or my friends will become friends with someone with the name because I can’t say it out loud, I haven’t in 8 years. And I’m terrified that I might come across someone who knows that I have dead name and calls me it intentionally. I want to be less affected by it, I hate how much power it still holds over me. Any advice?

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