DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't see how Phil ever did anything immoral except for the time he told his viewers he needed money for taxes or he'd be homeless and then spent that money on flying his girlfriend across the country. Or that time he said he needed money to see his parents who were on death's doorstep and then they turned out they were perfectly healthy. Or that time he begged for $1000 for a cool surprise for his fans and it turned out to be a cat. Or lying about being able to pay back his creditors, saying he had no money while he was spending tens of thousands on WWE Champions. Or all the other times he lied about needing money for back surgery or food or taxes.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Speaking of the WAKhando being equipped with more outdoor cameras than Fort Knox. Do you think he has a bunch of nanny cams set up inside the Snort Fort so he can always know where Khet and Jaaaaspur are?

Id have to go looking on pigpiggo but I recall Phil saying he had a nightmare once where his house was full of cameras watching him and Kat. I can't remember if he said detractors were responsible for the cameras or if he was just being spied on by unknowns. But the paranoia definitely eats away at his subconscious.

 

[verymuchawful]

Not defending Fail here, but what do they mean by a broken moral compass? And karma? He may be strange but he's not immoral.

The morals of not banning Derich for years, because it would have gave trolls a win.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Id have to go looking on pigpiggo but I recall Phil saying he had a nightmare once where his house was full of cameras watching him and Kat. I can't remember if he said detractors were responsible for the cameras or if he was just being spied on by unknowns. But the paranoia definitely eats away at his subconscious.

Imagine if he really does have cameras all over the house, and some detractor was able to hack into them and made a channel to upload the footage as a Lolcow Truman show. Of course it would be the most boring reality show ever with Phil sitting on the couch with a bottle of gin in one hand and Champions in the other, Fat Khet shuffling between the kitchen and her bedroom to play Skyrim, and Jasper desperately looking for a clean place to piss.

 

[Coke Zero]

Not defending Fail here, but what do they mean by a broken moral compass? And karma? He may be strange but he's not immoral.

Lurk moar, faggot

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Just have to add this. "Guys it seems you don't like me playing Elden Ring anymore. What should i do next?"
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Starting to see that "Guess you guys dont like x game?" is a new knee jerk reaction at this point because this full game isn't even coming out until May. Did the same with Monster Hunter.
Dude had an hour left to keep playing but wanted to do QNA instead.

Yet we get CoD gettin these types of numbers and he is still going to play it.

Still didn't fix the "Lost Pause" game to being "Lost Records". That no one asked for and only highschool girls or gay dudes would unironically play that shit.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Anyone else think it's odd that Phil didn't want the police at his house? Is the pigpen THAT dirty? Did he have Jasper but is point? Is he trying to hide something else?

Having the cops show up is something those poorfag urban style basketball Americans deal with, not King Phillip of House Burnell.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Still didn't fix the "Lost Pause" game to being "Lost Records". That no one asked for and only highschool girls or gay dudes would unironically play that shit.

I just looked that game up. It’s four WOMEN in their mid-40s reuniting for MYSTERY reasons to rehash the summer of 1995. Strange choice for Phil!

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

One thing I find odd about Phil’s situation. He’s paranoid enough to put cameras all over his house but won’t own a gun? Kinda strange. And before you say “if he owned a gun he’d never tell anyone” do you really think that’s true?

Just funny that Phil is likely literally scared to hold a gun

He has two hatchets retarrrrrrr

 

[dent_whisperer]

Not defending Fail here, but what do they mean by a broken moral compass? And karma? He may be strange but he's not immoral.

You sound like one of those faggots that would dick ride Null when he used to come here to seethe at everyone.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I just looked that game up. It’s four WOMEN in their mid-40s reuniting for MYSTERY reasons to rehash the summer of 1995. Strange choice for Phil!

He got confused and was looking for the game with 4 African-American gentlemen reunite to rehash the time the met Kevin Nash in the Summer of 1992.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

it's a life is strange movie simulator, he can just let it autoplay while he tip audits. gonna trigger another 15 pages of arguing if he's gay or not when he reaches the inevitable lesbian scene.

 

[PieceofShet]

...gonna trigger another 15 pages of arguing if he's gay or not...

LMAO so true. So I go ahead and just say that...

... he ridiculed and denied Lae'zel when she wanted a quickie with him and when Karlach was able to touch again, he didnt hug her. DSP is a monster. A gay monster!

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Another reason why Phil didn't want the cops coming by: the Pigpen itself, and Phil having a film of grease all over him.

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How many days do you reckon he went without a shower here?

 

[lilmayo420]

When she followed it up with, "and I thought, grow up" I audibly acked. Everyone thinks this guy's a weirdo and the fact they remember him this vividly says a lot.

I thought she said "grow op" as in grow operation.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

One thing I find odd about Phil’s situation. He’s paranoid enough to put cameras all over his house but won’t own a gun? Kinda strange. And before you say “if he owned a gun he’d never tell anyone” do you really think that’s true?

Just funny that Phil is likely literally scared to hold a gun

Lol you're stupid, Phil holds a "gun" everyday.

 

[MAWBD2]

"A fool and his money are easily parted."
~Philip Paul "DSP[space]Gaming" Burnell, 16th of February Anno Domini MMXXV

Holy fucking shit! This retard doesn't have one fucking atom of self awareness. Every day I think he won't sink any lower, yet here we are.

 

[Guinan's hats]

... he ridiculed and denied Lae'zel when she wanted a quickie with him and when Karlach was able to touch again, he didnt hug her. DSP is a monster. A gay monster!

The Karlach moment is particularly funny since you can hug her in that moment without triggering any kind of "advancing" her romance. I've done it before on characters who aren't romancing her. Larian just includes it as an option because it would be a genuinely kind thing to do for a friend.

Phil is more than asexual, he's barely able to relate to human emotions (or he just wasn't paying attention to the scene ack ack ack)

I'm sorry, I was one of those autists who meticulously documented his BG3 run. It's still some of his most painful modern day work since he felt trapped by the dent who whaled literally every stream.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I knew I could come to the farms and find this, I looked it up myself and couldn't find a 220 aside from "Assault with intent to mayhem/rape/sodomy/oral copulation" which...phil...no

Yeah, I learned a new thing from that too. I didn't know that different US states have different police codes for shit, I was confused why she didn't use 5150 as slang for a mentally disturbed individual but apparently that's just a California thing.

Id have to go looking on pigpiggo but I recall Phil saying he had a nightmare once where his house was full of cameras watching him and Kat. I can't remember if he said detractors were responsible for the cameras or if he was just being spied on by unknowns. But the paranoia definitely eats away at his subconscious.

I remember what you're talking about, I think it was in the prestream where he said that it was the worst night of his life and when he described it he came across as a woman who is currently going through menopause. Or someone with a particularly nasty hangover.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

I'm pretty sure you unlock the attachments on that sniper by using other snipers. I dont think its other weapons.