Orbiter Lucas Gage / Angelo John Gage - 95 IQ bald retard, Nick Fuentes ballwasher, pseudo-philosopher, unabashed schizophrenic suffering from PTSD. Crybaby anti-Semite being bullied by Jewish cookbooks and Internet trolls.

@Null Can we get this featured? Lucas Gage is he claiming he faked his divorce to get back at his trolls and allegedly has impregnated his wife to get the attention of Elon Musk.
 
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Doug S said:
Usually when a spouse goes this extreme it takes a long time to build up before someone splits. His marriage has probably been shit for many years now. And when your spouse changes that much, intimate contact is one of the first things that stops.

I’m willing to bet that she’s gotten miles of cock since she left. Miles.

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I needed to break in with an “Excuse me, wtf?” update

Lucas Gage has now assumed the role of virtual cuck in order to get Elon’s attention.



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Original tweet: https://archive.ph/37Rcv
I had to check because I can't fucking believe a man would put this out there about himself.
 
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Doug S said:
Usually when a spouse goes this extreme it takes a long time to build up before someone splits. His marriage has probably been shit for many years now. And when your spouse changes that much, intimate contact is one of the first things that stops.

I’m willing to bet that she’s gotten miles of cock since she left. Miles.

DOUBLE POST ALERT

I needed to break in with an “Excuse me, wtf?” update

Lucas Gage has now assumed the role of virtual cuck in order to get Elon’s attention.



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That's actually almost funny, of course the humorless gabe can't find the funny in it.
 
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Doug S said:
Usually when a spouse goes this extreme it takes a long time to build up before someone splits. His marriage has probably been shit for many years now. And when your spouse changes that much, intimate contact is one of the first things that stops.

I’m willing to bet that she’s gotten miles of cock since she left. Miles.

DOUBLE POST ALERT

I needed to break in with an “Excuse me, wtf?” update

Lucas Gage has now assumed the role of virtual cuck in order to get Elon’s attention.



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If he’s using a picture of his pregnant ex-wife to poke fun at Elon’s propensity for just knocking up dumb bitches, honestly I think that’s fucking hilarious.

Look, some men honor the craft of trolling with humble, harmless attempts and…ya know, god bless you young scamps and your shenanigans. Others will exhaust every resource even at the expense of their loved ones and themselves. That’s a level of dedication I just can’t ignore, it’s so retarded that it’s ridiculous and it’s so ridiculous that it’s funny. Sometimes a cow can do that, they can just skip over their usual retard antics right into intentional hilarity. I don’t know this particular retard but I wanna give him credit where it’s due.
 
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Posting a photo of your pregnant ex-wife for the purpose of making a cuck joke is pretty fucking weird. She almost certainly didn't agree to having her picture shared online, as she probably wants nothing to do with him or his online schizo hijinks.
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Is it confirmed they are actually divorced or just that retarded rant without the ring? I really didn´t read that as a cuck joke just them announcing they are pregnant while shitting on the Ashley St. Claire situation.

Might be wrong, but I´m inclined towards the non-autist read.

ETA: It might be a cuck joke as well because people were saying Ashley was dating one of those rightoid grifter when she was impregnated by Elon.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
@Null Can we get this featured? Lucas Gage is he claiming he faked his divorce to get back at his trolls and allegedly has impregnated his wife to get the attention of Elon Musk.
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This is engagement baiting. He's not even original, he's just copying beardson. Beardson started pretending to be the biggest, dumbest, ugliest faggot ever and when people RT him to laugh at him, America First declares victory. I don't understand why they think it's a W to look be cringe, but I know they want attention and that's good enough for me.
 
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Null said:
This is engagement baiting. He's not even original, he's just copying beardson. Beardson started pretending to be the biggest, dumbest, ugliest faggot ever and when people RT him to laugh at him, America First declares victory. I don't understand why they think it's a W to look be cringe, but I know they want attention and that's good enough for me.
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Beardson is copying Gage, Gage came up with the idea and then Beardson ran with it
 
Why would Gage even invent a cuck fantasy about a Jewish rabbi fucking his wife? That isn’t “in jest” or a joke, it’s just weird. Gage has children, I can’t imagine what they face going to school daily from their peers.

Why expect more out of a schizophrenic low iq Marine veteran anyways? It’s very apparent that Gage is a narcissist who only cares about himself and his grift, even if it means causing inconvenience for his wife and his family.
 
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Null said:
Can we get an objective historical analysis to try and determine which one started being a big dumb attention whore first? I need people with degrees in anthropology on this.
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I'll put a team of our best autists on it. The Big Dumb Retard Question must be answered. All 4 of Lucas' followers must know the truth.
 
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Null said:
Can we get an objective historical analysis to try and determine which one started being a big dumb attention whore first? I need people with degrees in anthropology on this.
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May have posted this earlier, but his Rational Wiki has his Stormfront archive, which dates back to 2013. Gage is an old hand on the schizo game but whether he was baiting back then I haven't checked
 
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Lucas claims the 95 IQ thing was his first time tricking people by pretending to be retarded and that was in late 2023. Beardson has only been around for 2 months.
 
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Null said:
Beardson started pretending to be the biggest, dumbest, ugliest faggot ever
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“Pretending”
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