DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RIPRhongoBongo]

OH look, it's this again. What are the odds that once KC are no longer Phil's BFFs that he allows Derich back into the chat?

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He's still sweeping for his retarded Canadian son?

 

[dent_whisperer]

OH look, it's this again. What are the odds that once KC are no longer Phil's BFFs that he allows Derich back into the chat?

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Why the fuck is his whole body shaking?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Why the fuck is his whole body shaking?

Alcohol withdrawal

 

[Squatty Potty]

He's still sweeping for his retarded Canadian son?

Sure is. This time, the King of Retcon left out the part where Triple P (that's what I call him) pressured him to ban the resident pedo for 30 minutes.

 

[dent_whisperer]

He's still sweeping for his retarded Canadian son?

It almost feels like Derich is offering money in the hope he can come back and Phil feels trapped. On one hand there are potential Hogan pulls and on the other there is the realization that letting his son return would probably be one of biggest detractor wins of all time.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

OH look, it's this again. What are the odds that once KC are no longer Phil's BFFs that he allows Derich back into the chat?

Jesus christ this fat retard literally can't go ten seconds without contradicting himself.

"Apparently after many years it came to light that they were involved in some underhanded stuff"
False, this was known for years, but ok.

"My detractors looked into this particular person and found out about it and made tons of content about it"
So it didn't take years for it to come to light. Also, you're welcome? Your trolls finding a pedo in your community is actually a good thing, Philip.

"I don't wanna know about this"
Well done, Mr. Moral Compass.

"He was a nice person"
So if you're a pedo outside Phil's stream you're a nice person, but if you post "2.20" in chat once you're a waste of space and no one would care if you died?

"You should've done it earlier"
Once again, he admits he knew for a good time and only did it after being pressured for months?


And this is only if we go with his own words. In reality, he knew for +5 years about Derich, banned probably hundreds if not more than a thousand people over the years for calling him out, and only finally caved in after his friends work associates pressured him into it and only after admitting he hadn't done it because doing so meant accepting the detractors were right in something. Funny how the casino fags will give Warksi shit because ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019 (and also because they shielded their top whale being a pedo for years) but Phil is based for doing the same.

 

[Corpun]

Can't leave out that like Phil, LTG has a weird obsession with other men's bodies.
He also produced spawn to continue the LTG genes, so that has to be a negative, but then also a positive for Phil that the Burnell genes will die with him.

Counterpoint on LTG: His BBC rants and weird sex fantasies are actually funny to listen too, unlike Phil's scat fetish rants.

This fucking Online Elden Ring session is fucking annoying. Phil running around and bitching that his random partners aren't playing the way he wants and complains that they're not playing it as a team. Fucking exhausted because of terrible teammates, fucking kill yourself Phil.

Same goes for any co-op game. Phil will constantly blame his teammates for not doing all the work for him and carrying him. No one wants literal deadweight. If Phil ever had to do group projects in school you can guarantee he did jack fucking shit except maybe the title slide on the powerpoint.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

OH look, it's this again. What are the odds that once KC are no longer Phil's BFFs that he allows Derich back into the chat?

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I love that he refers to being a pedophile looking at children in the bath as vague "underhanded/messed up stuff" because his ego still won't let him admit da trollz did something good.
Asking DSP what took him so long is completely valid, he basically admitted that he was reluctant to look into it because he didn't want the detractors to be proven right. It took two guys much more popular than DSP giving him tons of free promotion and LARPing as his friend to get him to do anything at all. What happens if there's another pedo in your community and it's brought to your attention through detractors, Phil?

 

[Pargon]

OH look, it's this again. What are the odds that once KC are no longer Phil's BFFs that he allows Derich back into the chat?

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This motherfucker showing up in his big boy button up shirt that he buttoned himself and the slicked back hair like he didn’t just take off a fucking CPAP mask five minutes before going live

I love that he refers to being a pedophile looking at children in the bath as vague "underhanded/messed up stuff" because his ego still won't let him admit da trollz did something good.

TBF no one else can talk about CP without using eight layers of approved words on YouTube without repercussion, so

Not to say that he’d be less concerned with weasel words if it was snort Burnell he was talking about, for example

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

I love that he refers to being a pedophile looking at children in the bath as vague "underhanded/messed up stuff" because his ego still won't let him admit da trollz did something good.
Asking DSP what took him so long is completely valid, he basically admitted that he was reluctant to look into it because he didn't want the detractors to be proven right. It took two guys much more popular than DSP giving him tons of free promotion and LARPing as his friend to get him to do anything at all. What happens if there's another pedo in your community and it's brought to your attention through detractors, Phil?

While I agree, it was more than just free promotion and LARPing as his friend. They sent A LOT of money his way, helped him be able to legitimize his spending on WWE Champions for tax purposes, and continued spreading Phil's false narratives to people they would talk to i.e. detractors mapped out his house and were going to break in while he was away getting married. Waddles McFattits could be a limbo champ for how far he bent over backwards to get this buddy troll thing to work for little to no gain.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil can rationalize whatever he wants, but Derich was a prominent part of Phil's chat for a long time, and from the beginning Phil was told what Derich was into. He shielded and defended the guy. What anyone with morals would have done was do the 5 minutes of research it would have taken, then quietly ban him. It doesn't take some epic moral search of your soul. Just be a decent human being with even the minimum amount of character.

But Mr. 220 didn't have that in him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

While I agree, it was more than just free promotion and LARPing as his friend. They sent A LOT of money his way, helped him be able to legitimize his spending on WWE Champions for tax purposes, and continued spreading Phil's false narratives to people they would talk to i.e. detractors mapped out his house and were going to break in while he was away getting married. Waddles McFattits could be a limbo champ for how far he bent over backwards to get this buddy troll thing to work for little to no gain.

How hilarious is this long game? Getting Phil puffed up that he spends more money on shit that he doesn't need, all for him to get reamed at tax time.

 

[Awssum Possum]

this Derich shit is so annoying, he acts like Derich is his dead son who was murdered by The Tractors. Weird seeing a 43 year old man develop this weird parasocial relationship with a retarded Asian pedophile who watched his shitty streams. Phil's hard drives need to be checked

 

[Poo Twister]

Does this mean we're back to chill and meaningful gameplay streams?

That sucks, I was enjoying RedemptionSydePhil.

 

[johnkimble123]

Not defending Fail here, but what do they mean by a broken moral compass? And karma? He may be strange but he's not immoral.

The guy lies to lie. If he had clout, he'd use that only to fuck with others. Nobody that is in his inner circle of people is better off. He treats everybody who cannot benefit him monetarily like shit. And worst of all, he would use the despair of others to make a buck ESPECIALLY if the other party can't even refute his claims.

For all we know Mr T hated Phil too and thought he was a garbage human.

This is literally about just a common "phishing" spam email, the type with a link to a fake login page to trick you into giving them your credentials.

GUYS IF YOU GET A TEXT MESSAGE ABOUT USPS PACKAGES, IT'S LIKELY FAKE! If only I had clout I could save others!

He also really went off on how shit reality tv is. I wonder what his "content" would be classified as if it were on tv though. He's one of the least self-aware people alive, which is weird because his favorite thing in the world is himself.

Phil is the most dented version of Big Brother. If you had slick editing and could condense things down to 2 hours, you could put a restream of him on Netflix and it would go viral. He's that much of an alien where you can't help but look, and the reaction is either shaking your head and turning it off or you can't stop watching because you can't fathom how somebody is this retarded.

Phil can rationalize whatever he wants, but Derich was a prominent part of Phil's chat for a long time, and from the beginning Phil was told what Derich was into. He shielded and defended the guy. What anyone with morals would have done was do the 5 minutes of research it would have taken, then quietly ban him. It doesn't take some epic moral search of your soul. Just be a decent human being with even the minimum amount of character.

But Mr. 220 didn't have that in him.

There are so many lies in that nearly 2 minutes about Derich too.

Nobody liked him and he swept for him no matter what. Anybody else that did what he did would have been permanently banned. As far as I know, Derich was not only immune to Phil bans but I'm sure mods were told not to even moderate him. That's just fucking weird.

And while he wasn't giving you money, he made you content. He (likely) made you thumbnails. Also, doing a search for "Derek" on pigpiggo, in a 6 year span in just videos on your channel, you said his name 7900+ times. That's more than you've said your wife's name.

He also leaves out that while he followed Derich, that meant that followers of his (Phil's) could be subjected to content his followers were talking about, which in Derich's case would be how much he liked Johnny Sins performance in Milfs Take Miami 3.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Did BSP ever prove that he or the "female cop" were ever associated with law enforcement? This just seems like a sloppy reskin of Cyraxx stuff, of course every department has their own code for a "43" but Phil calling about identity theft years ago wouldn't be memorable nor would it earn him that label imo.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

The guy lies to lie. If he had clout, he'd use that only to fuck with others. Nobody that is in his inner circle of people is better off. He treats everybody who cannot benefit him monetarily like shit. And worst of all, he would use the despair of others to make a buck ESPECIALLY if the other party can't even refute his claims.

For all we know Mr T hated Phil too and thought he was a garbage human.

Not even Mr. T could pity the fool that is DSP.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Did BSP ever prove that he or the "female cop" were ever associated with law enforcement? This just seems like a sloppy reskin of Cyraxx stuff, of course every department has their own code for a "43" but Phil calling about identity theft years ago wouldn't be memorable nor would it earn him that label imo.

You can literally google her name + Renton police and find all of her info confirming she was a cop at the time.

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

How hilarious is this long game? Getting Phil puffed up that he spends more money on shit that he doesn't need, all for him to get reamed at tax time.

I don't think there is much of a long game my friend. Waddles and the Coke Head (sounds like an 80's buddy cop show) don't really have that kind of forward thinking. I think Waddles had kind of a plan, Steve came along, Steve actually did the work, and now they are kind of riffing off of what happened. They didn't really add anything to it outside of giving Phil money and the ability to claim deductions on his taxes. I know there are SALT limits but I have no doubt Phil will try to claim all of 2024's WWEC spending as a business expense even before he started doing it on his React channel. He was already doing this no doubt but Waddles McHeartattack just legitimized it to some extent. Well done.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Imagine dealing with homicides and shit but still supposedly remembering Phil Burnell Karening out on you for not doing your job. Lmao.