Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

Axiom the Fucker said:
It's funny how Gaming Garbage is basically a cursed channel now. Imagine being a Something Awful user 10 years ago thinking it's a wholesome channel between two business collaborators of one of the most influential sites of all time, only to see one's dead and gay while the other is basically dead and gay.
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“Shmorky and Lowtax” by Don Edwards feat. Werner Herzog, dramatized
Lyrics:

Y’dul’yiff ull’yiff ull
Yudulyip ulu yoowhoowho (x2) (Chorus)

Now the goonies are gone,
and FYAD is gone,
something awful is gone,
Gaming garbage is gone.
And Tumblr is gone,
And Lowtax is gone,
And Shmorky is gone…

Well, he cursed CN and Nickolodeon,
And he cursed the kids he would steal,
said ‘this no place for an artist like I am’,
‘In this new world of autists and feels…’
then he’d look off someplace in the distance
To some Klurf only he could see
he’d say ‘all that’s left are old days,
Lowtax, the furries and me…’

(Chorus)

One morning they searched his apartment
He disappeared without even a word
But that night as the moon cross’d the mountain,
One more nameless furry was heard…
And he’d go,

(Chorus)
 
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Stan said:
“Shmorky and Lowtax” by Don Edwards feat. Werner Herzog, dramatized
Lyrics:

Y’dul’yiff ull’yiff ull
Yudulyip ulu yoowhoowho (x2) (Chorus)

Now the goonies are gone,
and FYAD is gone,
something awful is gone,
Gaming garbage is gone.
And Tumblr is gone,
And Lowtax is gone,
And Shmorky is gone…

Well, he cursed CN and Nickolodeon,
And he cursed the kids he would steal,
said ‘this no place for an artist like I am’,
‘In this new world of autists and feels…’
then he’d look off someplace in the distance
To some Klurf only he could see
he’d say ‘all that’s left are old days,
Lowtax, the furries and me…’

(Chorus)

One morning they searched his apartment
He disappeared without even a word
But that night as the moon cross’d the mountain,
One more nameless furry was heard…
And he’d go,

(Chorus)
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i didn't know you could get verified on the kiwifarms
 
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Stan said:
From what I understand he occasionally pops up under various pseudonyms and then DFEs when anyone figures out it’s him.
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No what happens is every 3 months some moron will necro this thread with some account that looks kind of like his art style and it’s never ever confirmed to be him.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
No what happens is every 3 months some moron will necro this thread with some account that looks kind of like his art style and it’s never ever confirmed to be him.
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The last time we caught him for real was on some Japanese website. I don't remember a single detail about that but it basically just got posted in the thread and was immediately deleted virtually the same day. Nobody's found him since, so he's in stealth mode at last or he just actually stopped posting.
 
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The Fatriarchy said:
The last time we caught him for real was on some Japanese website. I don't remember a single detail about that but it basically just got posted in the thread and was immediately deleted virtually the same day. Nobody's found him since, so he's in stealth mode at last or he just actually stopped posting.
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he'll be back
they always come back.
maybe not today, maybe not even tomorrow, the day after? mayhaps.
but inevitably, he'll be back.
 
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Stan said:
Probably. I don't think he's passed away or anything like that, just laying low.
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Probably. His family would likely supervise him to ensure he lays low and changes his style a bit. There’s no way he’d be caught drawing gooner porn today. So, he probably tones it down publicly while keeping that stuff private just look at Dobson. He’s been off the internet for many years now but is probably still creating art for close family and friends to keep him offline for the foreseeable future.
 
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Fag Alert Major Fag Alert said:
Probably. His family would likely supervise him to ensure he lays low and changes his style a bit. There’s no way he’d be caught drawing gooner porn today. So, he probably tones it down publicly while keeping that stuff private just look at Dobson. He’s been off the internet for many years now but is probably still creating art for close family and friends to keep him offline for the foreseeable future.
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I'm sure he still draws porn, but he may now have the presence of mind not to upload it somewhere anyone can access it. IMO he's lurking in Discords or somewhere relatively private.
My cursory review of him suggests he might still run the "Sandypants" scheme where he pretends to be someone totally different and modifies his art style to make it less obviously of a piece to his own. What I do not think Shmorky can change is the content of the art or his fetishes. Sandypants was as fixated on scat and piss as Shmorky's main, so any Shmorky account would closely follow his canonical opinions on gender and child porn and whatever.
 
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Stan said:
I'm sure he still draws porn, but he may now have the presence of mind not to upload it somewhere anyone can access it. IMO he's lurking in Discords or somewhere relatively private.
My cursory review of him suggests he might still run the "Sandypants" scheme where he pretends to be someone totally different and modifies his art style to make it less obviously of a piece to his own. What I do not think Shmorky can change is the content of the art or his fetishes. Sandypants was as fixated on scat and piss as Shmorky's main, so any Shmorky account would closely follow his canonical opinions on gender and child porn and whatever.
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Hopefully someone finds him and save some of his art for some comparisons.
 
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I saw this today, apparently KF made shmorky do diaper and fecal roleplay with a 16 year old.
 
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The Fatriarchy said:
The last time we caught him for real was on some Japanese website. I don't remember a single detail about that but it basically just got posted in the thread and was immediately deleted virtually the same day. Nobody's found him since, so he's in stealth mode at last or he just actually stopped posting.
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"We" didn't catch get anyone. No account posted here after Shmorky's exodus has ever been confirmed as him. It's all entirely speculation. Stop spreading misinformation.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
"We" didn't catch get anyone. No account posted here after Shmorky's exodus has ever been confirmed as him. It's all entirely speculation. Stop spreading misinformation.
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If you're that much of a retard that you didn't recognize his art style in the porn and see him DFE when we started talking about it in the thread, that's on you.
 
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