Imagine being a 400 year old welfare queen vampire. Your great great granddaughters are having to have 5 kids to even come close to the amount you have siphoned from the government teat.
I thought vampires are sterile because they're dead. They're created, not born. I suppose one could have kids before getting bitten though.
Anyway, a note on Social Security, since it's confusing. There are several types of Social Security, based on the recipient's situation. First, there's SS Retirement, the ordinary kind people get when they're old. Second, there's SSDI, Social Security Disability, which requires a fairly thorough vetting and occasional redeterminations in order to keep eligibility. There are a few mental cases in there, but their problems are diagnosed and pretty severe; you won't see self-diagnosed sadbrains or Asperger's cases in here, think severe schizophrenia or bipolar. Most of the people who get this have worked and paid into the system for a while, and their monthly payments are based on how much they paid in before they went disabled. These payments are usually $1000/mo or more.
Then there's SSI. If a person qualifies for SSDI, they usually won't qualify for SSI as well, because SSI is means-tested. This is where you will find your adult NEETS, your alcoholics and druggies, your people who are too fat to work, your fibromyalgias and chronic fatigue, your sadbrains and anxiety/panic spergs, and your High Functioning Autists and Lyme Diseasers.
Unfortunately, this is also where you will find kids getting Survivor's Benefits, and kids suffering from severe FAS, born drug-addicted, severe nonverbal autists and retards, because they never paid into the system. Survivor Benefits is a subset from SSI, because in order to get it, a child must have one parent die; the dead parent's Social Security then goes to the child until they're 18, unless they're disabled in some way; then they get it forever. SSI usually pays less than $1000/mo, but can be supplemented with other programs, grants, and various welfare programs to bump it up a bit. Obviously, SSI is ripe for fraud, since there are people claiming disabilities who don't qualify for SSDI but somehow still get SSI. Can't really argue much with the SSI kid's program, because if they didn't get a government paycheck for their caregivers to raid, they'd probably be in some sort of institution that costs even more. Anyway hth.